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I'm Done Killing Dragons (the bored poem)
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I once was a noobie
On a land new to me
Forced to kill slimes and squeaks
Begging for money on the streets
Poor and broke I found a Pker
Ran and ran but found no savior
He took laughter in my dying
I broke my sword and sat there crying
Though I found resolution
In the execution
Taught and raised by the outcasts
Though all they did wrong was fight back
Sought and killed my fellow kind
They felt bad, but I felt fine
Over time I grew stronger
Found myself lasting longer
Joined a guild of soldiers
Proudly dressed in our colors
Into dungeons and fields
Searching for a kill
Then came the guild wars
It was open doors
Bloody battles as adrenaline poured
Never felt that before
But then they took my UO
Left me in the cold
Were with the new
And youre the old
Im sure theres somewhere
For you to go
But Im done killing dragons
It gives no rush to me
Im done wasting talent
On a stupid AI
And a world incomplete
Cause ever since they took my UO
That is all Ive seen
Just another pretty figure
And a guilt free land
That dost not appeal to the evil in me.
What greater tribute to free will than the power to question the highest of authority? What greater display of loyalty than blind faith? What greater gift than free will? What greater love than loyalty?
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originality.
Paired couplets are so
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What greater tribute to free will than the power to question the highest of authority? What greater display of loyalty than blind faith? What greater gift than free will? What greater love than loyalty?
Right you are my faithful friend.
We might confuse the younger gen.
I tip my hat and bid adieu.
Are you familiar with the Shmoo?
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Right you are my faithful friend.
We might confuse the younger gen.
I tip my hat and bid adieu.
Are you familiar with the Shmoo?
I am probably the only person in this thread that thinks that meter poetry needs to die....
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
Eat me up
Digest my ass
I prefer to be cold
But you can heat me too
Long as you aint white trash
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What greater tribute to free will than the power to question the highest of authority? What greater display of loyalty than blind faith? What greater gift than free will? What greater love than loyalty?
Right you are my faithful friend.
We might confuse the younger gen.
I tip my hat and bid adieu.
Are you familiar with the Shmoo?
I am probably the only person in this thread that thinks that meter poetry needs to die....
Probably. Well witten meter poetry is a rarity, though enjoyable if done correctly. I really don't think any genre of writing needs to die, as there are talented people in every type of writing.
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I had to spend a semester writing nothing but Iambic pentameter...I hated it...It always felt like it defeats the purpose of poetry to restrict yourself like that...I agree that when it's done well and correctly then it's good...but you can't force it, because when you force it, it always turns out like shit. Some poems work with it, others don't, and trying to apply it where it doesn't fit isn't going to work.
Poetry writing should be a personal thing, if your poem works in iambic pentameter, then great, if it works in trochaic octameter then great...if it works in neither, then do it free form...BAH that class made me mad, I only got a B because I wrote a kick ass short story during that unit......
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Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
Right you are my faithful friend.
We might confuse the younger gen.
I tip my hat and bid adieu.
Are you familiar with the Shmoo?
Perhaps you feel you are correct, but aren't
The younger gen may infact be smart enough
To find other kinds of poetry to their liking
Iambic Pentameter has always been a fun one
**EDIT: Hey Draenor, how close was I on this?...it has been a while since I tried and it is getting late...
"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)
When I was a teen I wrote about 5 poems a day for about 3 years... Now I write financial reports and business ledgers... I think I'd rather write romance novels (graphic... romance... novels...)
What greater tribute to free will than the power to question the highest of authority? What greater display of loyalty than blind faith? What greater gift than free will? What greater love than loyalty?
Right you are my faithful friend.
We might confuse the younger gen.
I tip my hat and bid adieu.
Are you familiar with the Shmoo?
Perhaps you feel you are correct, but aren't
The younger gen may infact be smart enough
To find other kinds of poetry to their liking
Iambic Pentameter has always been a fun one
**EDIT: Hey Draenor, how close was I on this?...it has been a while since I tried and it is getting late...
meter wise, it started out strong and then kinda fizzled :
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
Yeah, back then everyone was like "it's cool, express yourself, sleep around, get high, get drunk, get naked... sleep around."
What greater tribute to free will than the power to question the highest of authority? What greater display of loyalty than blind faith? What greater gift than free will? What greater love than loyalty?
Oh yeah, you are still a member of the younger generation, as am I!
I got my big broad sword and full plate metal, ready to hack and slash
The party's got all the classes tonight and we're geared to have a blast
Casters in the back and the leader shoutin' out
Our odds of surviving are high without a doubt
I unsheath my blade to bull rush the ogre
old shady sam hollers behind my shoulder
I don't hear what he says so I continue to slash
then the parties healing spells were soon over
I turn around with a sneer and take a look back
but there was little left for my spot check to see
the leader lie dead while casters were runnin
-It was nothing but a mutiny!
Blah, I'm done.
It's DND!!!! Never kissed a lady before, nope. Whoo!
That song was used for inspiration, good eye.
dsadas
This ring and no other was made by the elves,
who'd pawn there own mother to grab it themselves.
Ruler of mortal, creeper, and scallop,
this is the sleeper that packs quite a wallop.
If broken or busted it cannot be remade,
if found send to Sorhead,
The postage is pre-paid.
From Harvard Lampoon's book "Border of the Rings". Next time your really bored, pick up a copy, guaranteed to laugh your ass off. One of the great lterary classics of all time....