›

Howdy, Stranger!

It looks like you're new here. If you want to get involved, click one of these buttons!

Sign In Register

Quick Links

who would win in a fight: main event

meat_bag0meat_bag0 Member Posts: 94
in Off-Topic Discussion
for tonights main event, we have a special every man/woman for himself/herself match! the contestants are: michael jackson, michael jackson attorney at law, walker texas ranger, tarzan, mr.clean, mr.potato head, mrs.potato head,  mrs.pac man, bob the builder, and froto baggins from lord of the rings!





                                                        -again--vote--to--determine--who--wins-! ill reveal the winner sometime later...

*??)XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX(??*
?.•??.•*??)?.•*?*•.?(??*•.??•.?
(?.•? (?.• MEAT_BAG0 •.?) ?•.?)
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_

Comments

  • TaguritTagurit Member Posts: 309
    Well I have to vote for the lesser known but completely evil twin of Frodo Baggins aptly named  Froto! 
  • meat_bag0meat_bag0 Member Posts: 94
    lol okie dokie that works hehe regular froto is kinda wussy but evil froto mwahahahaha hes so mean he steals toys from homelss babies lol

    *??)XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX(??*
    ?.•??.•*??)?.•*?*•.?(??*•.??•.?
    (?.•? (?.• MEAT_BAG0 •.?) ?•.?)
    _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
    _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_

  • zakk_zakk_ Member Posts: 438
    mr potato head would destroy froto,potato head has no limbs to take out and his body is impervious to attack

  • kel11kel11 Member Posts: 1,089
    Mr. Clean is ripped, so I picked him.

    Change my mind so much I can't even trust it
    My mind change me so much I can't even trust myself

  • COAgamerCOAgamer Member Posts: 190
    Mr. Potato Head can become Darth Vader or a Stormtrooper at will. Always bet on the guy with a lightsaber.

    Modjoe86- Gambling is a sin.
    Laserwolf- Only if you lose.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Waiting for= PSU, WAR

  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050
    King of the jungle would be king of the ring.
    Easy Nulled provide latest nulled scripts. we deal in wordpress themes plugins, nulled scripts.
    https://easynulled.com/

    Free porn videos, xxx porn videos
    Onlyfans nudes
    Onlyfans leaked
  • EggFteggEggFtegg Member Posts: 1,141
    Originally posted by zakk_

    mr potato head would destroy froto,potato head has no limbs to take out and his body is impervious to attack
    True, but Mr Potatohead answers to Mrs Potatohead

  • Keebs1984Keebs1984 Member Posts: 1,356
    Originally posted by EggFtegg

    Originally posted by zakk_

    mr potato head would destroy froto,potato head has no limbs to take out and his body is impervious to attack
    True, but Mr Potatohead answers to Mrs Potatohead

    I gotta side with Eggy on this one. Everybody knows the Mrs Potatohead would kill Mr Potatohead.

    Eternally mine,
    Keebs


    image
    The MMO gaming blog I write for.

  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918

    Walker Texas Ranger...it's Chuck freaking Norris...come on people!

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • meat_bag0meat_bag0 Member Posts: 94
    lol well id say at this rate there will be a winner in about 2-3 days depending on how many more peoples vote! so far walker is winning but maybe someone else will win... who knows? woot thanx to all who participated!

    *??)XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX(??*
    ?.•??.•*??)?.•*?*•.?(??*•.??•.?
    (?.•? (?.• MEAT_BAG0 •.?) ?•.?)
    _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
    _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_

  • 8hammer88hammer8 Member Posts: 1,812
    Originally posted by Draenor


    Walker Texas Ranger...it's Chuck freaking Norris...come on people!



    QFT...  He would turn Mr. Potato Head into mashed potatos...

    Everyone knows the only person who can kill Chuck Norris is Bruce Lee, and well, we don't have to worry about that anymore.

    "It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)

  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by Draenor


    Walker Texas Ranger...it's Chuck freaking Norris...come on people!



    QFE

    This isn't a fight. Its a massacre.

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • SoejckdswgSoejckdswg Member Posts: 338

    chuck norris, duh...

     

     

    Defiant

  • AelfinnAelfinn Member Posts: 3,857

    I vote for...  Frito Buggins from the best selling book Bored of the Rings

    Oh, and yes there is such a book, and yes it was on the best sellers list for a time, the thing is funny as hell.

    No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
    Hemingway

  • Buzzie002Buzzie002 Member Posts: 52
    walker texas ranger

    image
    image

  • kel11kel11 Member Posts: 1,089
    Mr. Clean

    Mr. clean for topic winner.





    P.S. He has a nice tan.

    Change my mind so much I can't even trust it
    My mind change me so much I can't even trust myself

  • meat_bag0meat_bag0 Member Posts: 94
    OH! IT HAS COME TO THE END!

    the title match has gone to chuck norris a.k.a. walker texas ranger! the exciting details are below!

    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------









    the match started out and michael jackson attorney at law came out weilding a briefcase...he then smashed mr.clean in the head with it. mr. clean then retliated with a strong right hand sending mr.lawyer to the moon like a rocket. so now its down to 9 people. and mrs.pac man ate a power pellet. WOAH! she actually ATE mr.clean!  froto baggins distracts michael jackson with his young boyish looks and in comes walker with a superb kick to the groin from behind. what a shot! mj is actually dead from the blow! froto then turns his attention to the potato people. mr. potato head reaches in his rear for ....a giant.......double barrelled.......automatic......weedwhacker! ouch and froto takes it to the face and neck and is actually decapitated! looks like this match may be won by mr.potato head's backside of tricks. but wait....tarzan swings in and elbow drops both the potato heads making them mashed potatos! hes now eating them! amazing! tarzan appears to be beating his chest and screaming. ouch!!! a huge brick wall falls on tarzan! oh my! its bob the builder's evil scheme! but chuck norris is quick to take advantage of bobs gloating and counters with the super dragon touch of doom! with a light touch of the nech bob's head explodes in a bloody display of true warriorism from norris! now its just down to walker and mrs.pac man! mrs. pac man goes for another power pellet and its kicked away...she then goes and tries to hide but chuck seems to be looking into the audience? oh my god! its the ghost things and theyre moving twice as fast! ouch they just caught mrs.pac man....its not a pretty picture! well its all over! chuck wins! thanks for voting and i might make another one if i get bored...c ya

    *??)XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX(??*
    ?.•??.•*??)?.•*?*•.?(??*•.??•.?
    (?.•? (?.• MEAT_BAG0 •.?) ?•.?)
    _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
    _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_

Sign In or Register to comment.