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Ok... so I've been banned quite alot and I'm "on my last" something... i can't remember.
I just found out that I will be going to Afghanistan VERY soon. My unit just got 80 BRAND NEW M4s, 24 BRAND NEW Browning .50cal Machine Guns, and 15 BRAND NEW MK-19s and the command said at this time next year we will be in the desert.
My Proposal is............
If I make a vid where I blow something up in the name of MMORPG.com, can I get my slate wiped clean?
Idk what I could do. But the .50cal MG will shoot through brick walls and the MK-19 (my btw) is a 40mm Automatic Grenade Launcher.
C'mon. It would be cool.
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Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
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Dude, if you can shoot into a wall MMORPG.COM, I'll personally send you a box of porn and cookies.
No joke.
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
YouTube - MK-19
Browing .50cal MG <-ok that doesn't look impressive but....
Say there were two people standing two feet apart, side by side. If you fire 1 round between both of them and miss both... the sheer force of the round going through will rip both of their arms off. If you hit a person, you might as well have hit them with a grenade. The round is about 10 times the size of a 30/30 hunting rifle round.
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Ok you have you assignment, rubbled wall. No civs involved if you will.
Give me your assigned location/mailing and I swear on all that is true I'll come through on my deal.
Once you get to the desert, you'll find porn and booze filled cookies to be worth it.
Trust me on this one pal.
Just trade some guy who is going on patrol, according to our intel he won't need it.
Flop out the old one eyed trouser snake and write mmorpg.com in the sand, not as good effect as the snow but hey, gotta improvise. Its gotta be behind enemy lines too.
Do that and ill put in a good word for ya.
Oh and might as well blow some shit up too
My suggestion...
Capture a Taliban fighter and make him say "I LOVE MMORPG.COM" and, of course, get it on Video!
Then your slate will be clean.
Even better.
Go to a afgan whore house, gather as many women you can, and have them spell it out with thier bodies.
Hells yeah..wait ew.