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RJCox
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This is always a fun time. Basically how it works is we start with a Top 10 List topic (ala Letterman). Much like the Story Chain where each person adds 3-4 words to continue the story, in this one each person adds an entry to the Top 10 list, who ever places the #1 entry gets to start the next topic and start it all over again. 
Top 10 Signs that you're playing a crappy mmorpg:
10) When installing you get the error message: "In order to play our product you'll have to downgrade your hardware."
Richard J. Cox
"There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
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Top 10 Signs that you're playing a crappy mmorpg:
10) When installing you get the error message: "In order to play our product you'll have to downgrade your hardware."
9) Recommended setting : 16 mb ram or higher.
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By powergaming in an rpg games you are forgotting the true
essence of the rpg : Role. Playing. Game.
Top 10 Signs that you're playing a crappy mmorpg:
10) When installing you get the error message: "In order to play our product you'll have to downgrade your hardware."
9) Recommended setting : 16 mb ram or higher.
8) The Extent of Ingame/Technical Support:
"Sorry, I cannot help you with that."
*cough* a game recognised by 2 letters of the alphabet *cough*
- Malkavian
"When you find yourself falling into madness... Dive." - Malkavian Proverb
- MMORPG.COM Staff -
Forum Stalker
Malkavian@mmorpg.com
"When you find yourself sinking into Madness, dive"
10) When installing you get the error message: "In order to play our product you'll have to downgrade your hardware."
9) Recommended setting : 16 mb ram or higher.
8) The Extent of Ingame/Technical Support:
"Sorry, I cannot help you with that."
7) As you log on in for the first time... you hear L337H4Xx0r say , " Sup , Du3l M3 N3wb "
10) When installing you get the error message: "In order to play our product you'll have to downgrade your hardware."
9) Recommended setting : 16 mb ram or higher.
8) The Extent of Ingame/Technical Support:
"Sorry, I cannot help you with that."
7) As you log on in for the first time... you hear L337H4Xx0r say , " Sup , Du3l M3 N3wb "
6) You get it home and open the box and don't find a CDrom, instead the game is on 3.5" floppies.
Richard J. Cox
"There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
10) When installing you get the error message: "In order to play our product you'll have to downgrade your hardware."
9) Recommended setting : 16 mb ram or higher.
8) The Extent of Ingame/Technical Support:
"Sorry, I cannot help you with that."
7) As you log on in for the first time... you hear L337H4Xx0r say , " Sup , Du3l M3 N3wb "
6) You get it home and open the box and don't find a CDrom, instead the game is on 3.5" floppies.
5) When you click on the .exe the game open in DOS mode.
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By powergaming in an rpg games you are forgotting the true
essence of the rpg : Role. Playing. Game.
10) When installing you get the error message: "In order to play our product you'll have to downgrade your hardware."
9) Recommended setting : 16 mb ram or higher.
8) The Extent of Ingame/Technical Support:
"Sorry, I cannot help you with that."
7) As you log on in for the first time... you hear L337H4Xx0r say , " Sup , Du3l M3 N3wb "
6) You get it home and open the box and don't find a CDrom, instead the game is on 3.5" floppies.
5) When you click on the .exe the game open in DOS mode.
4) During the Credits intro, you see the letters S, O, and E.
I really hope that *insert game name here* will be the first game to ever live up to all of its pre-release promises, maintain a manageable hype level and have a clean release. Just don't expect me to hold my breath.
10) When installing you get the error message: "In order to play our product you'll have to downgrade your hardware."
9) Recommended setting : 16 mb ram or higher.
8) The Extent of Ingame/Technical Support:
"Sorry, I cannot help you with that."
7) As you log on in for the first time... you hear L337H4Xx0r say , " Sup , Du3l M3 N3wb "
6) You get it home and open the box and don't find a CDrom, instead the game is on 3.5" floppies.
5) When you click on the .exe the game open in DOS mode.
4) During the Credits intro, you see the letters S, O, and E
5) When you put the cd in a virus loads and crashes your computer, the game company denies it.
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Murt your last one is number three, not five.
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10) When installing you get the error message: "In order to play our product you'll have to downgrade your hardware."
9) Recommended setting : 16 mb ram or higher.
8) The Extent of Ingame/Technical Support:
"Sorry, I cannot help you with that."
7) As you log on in for the first time... you hear L337H4Xx0r say , " Sup , Du3l M3 N3wb "
6) You get it home and open the box and don't find a CDrom, instead the game is on 3.5" floppies.
5) When you click on the .exe the game open in DOS mode.
4) During the Credits intro, you see the letters S, O, and E
3) When you put the cd in a virus loads and crashes your computer, the game company denies it.
2) 2 Letters: EA: and having to constantly live in fear of getting the "We're closing down the servers for good." email...
Richard J. Cox
"There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
10) When installing you get the error message: "In order to play our product you'll have to downgrade your hardware."
9) Recommended setting : 16 mb ram or higher.
8) The Extent of Ingame/Technical Support:
"Sorry, I cannot help you with that."
7) As you log on in for the first time... you hear L337H4Xx0r say , " Sup , Du3l M3 N3wb "
6) You get it home and open the box and don't find a CDrom, instead the game is on 3.5" floppies.
5) When you click on the .exe the game open in DOS mode.
4) During the Credits intro, you see the letters S, O, and E
3) When you put the cd in a virus loads and crashes your computer, the game company denies it.
2) 2 Letters: EA: and having to constantly live in fear of getting the "We're closing down the servers for good." email...
1) it's a medieval mmorpg, and you see a guy named 1337 H4x0r walking around with a flamethrower
You know you're a redneck when..
10) someone tells you "You're lieing through your tooth"
http://www.facebook.com/murtb
You know you're a redneck when..
10) someone tells you "You're lieing through your tooth"
9) you have more belt buckles than pants.
Richard J. Cox
"There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
You know you're a redneck when..
10) someone tells you "You're lieing through your tooth"
9) you have more belt buckles than pants.
10) You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
http://www.facebook.com/murtb
You know you're a redneck when..
10) someone tells you "You're lieing through your tooth"
9) you have more belt buckles than pants.
8) You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
7) You believe NASCAR is a real sport and not an acronym that stands for Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks.
Richard J. Cox
"There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
You know you're a redneck when..
10) someone tells you "You're lieing through your tooth"
9) you have more belt buckles than pants.
8) You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
7) You believe NASCAR is a real sport and not an acronym that stands for Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks.
6) You call your son Uncle Berry Fin's
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By powergaming in an rpg games you are forgotting the true
essence of the rpg : Role. Playing. Game.
You know you're a redneck when..
10) someone tells you "You're lieing through your tooth"
9) you have more belt buckles than pants.
8) You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
7) You believe NASCAR is a real sport and not an acronym that stands for Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks.
6) You call your son Uncle Berry Fin's
5) You think Possum is "The Other White Meat"
http://www.facebook.com/murtb
You know you're a redneck when..
10) someone tells you "You're lieing through your tooth"
9) you have more belt buckles than pants.
8) You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
7) You believe NASCAR is a real sport and not an acronym that stands for Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks.
6) You call your son Uncle Berry Fin's
5) You think Possum is "The Other White Meat"
4) You've ever called the National Enquirer because a potato you grew resembled... well resembled anything at all, hell, just calling is enough. :P
Richard J. Cox
"There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
You know you're a redneck when..
10) someone tells you "You're lieing through your tooth"
9) you have more belt buckles than pants.
8) You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
7) You believe NASCAR is a real sport and not an acronym that stands for Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks.
6) You call your son Uncle Berry Fin's
5) You think Possum is "The Other White Meat"
4) You've ever called the National Enquirer because a potato you grew resembled... well resembled anything at all, hell, just calling is enough. :P
3) When, like Murt, counting backwards means turning around.
http://www.mysticwars.com - Text MMORPG
My game: http://www.mysticwars.com
My writing: https://www.patreon.com/jmrich
Murt, your call on the last one. Let me know.
- Malkavian
"When you find yourself falling into madness... Dive." - Malkavian Proverb
- MMORPG.COM Staff -
Forum Stalker
Malkavian@mmorpg.com
"When you find yourself sinking into Madness, dive"
You know you're a redneck when..
10) someone tells you "You're lieing through your tooth"
9) you have more belt buckles than pants.
8) You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
7) You believe NASCAR is a real sport and not an acronym that stands for Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks.
6) You call your son Uncle Berry Fin's
5) You think Possum is "The Other White Meat"
4) You've ever called the National Enquirer because a potato you grew resembled... well resembled anything at all, hell, just calling is enough. :P
3) When counting backwards means turning around.
2) You liked the velvet picture of Elvis that someone in a van sold you beside the highway better than anything you saw at an art show or museum.
Richard J. Cox
"There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
10) someone tells you "You're lieing through your tooth"
9) you have more belt buckles than pants.
8) You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
7) You believe NASCAR is a real sport and not an acronym that stands for Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks.
6) You call your son Uncle Berry Fin's
5) You think Possum is "The Other White Meat"
4) You've ever called the National Enquirer because a potato you grew resembled... well resembled anything at all, hell, just calling is enough. :P
3) When counting backwards means turning around.
2) You liked the velvet picture of Elvis that someone in a van sold you beside the highway better than anything you saw at an art show or museum.
1) Anyone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!".
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33.333333333333336% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
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10) someone tells you "You're lieing through your tooth"
9) you have more belt buckles than pants.
8) You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
7) You believe NASCAR is a real sport and not an acronym that stands for Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks.
6) You call your son Uncle Berry Fin's
5) You think Possum is "The Other White Meat"
4) You've ever called the National Enquirer because a potato you grew resembled... well resembled anything at all, hell, just calling is enough. :P
3) When counting backwards means turning around.
2) You liked the velvet picture of Elvis that someone in a van sold you beside the highway better than anything you saw at an art show or museum.
1) Anyone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!".
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Top Ten Famous Last Words
10) "Nah, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."
Richard J. Cox
"There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
10) "Nah, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."
9) "I triple dog dare you."
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33.333333333333336% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
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10) someone tells you "You're lieing through your tooth"
9) you have more belt buckles than pants.
8) You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
7) You believe NASCAR is a real sport and not an acronym that stands for Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks.
6) You call your son Uncle Berry Fin's
5) You think Possum is "The Other White Meat"
4) You've ever called the National Enquirer because a potato you grew resembled... well resembled anything at all, hell, just calling is enough. :P
3) When counting backwards means turning around.
2) You liked the velvet picture of Elvis that someone in a van sold you beside the highway better than anything you saw at an art show or museum.
1) Anyone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!".
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Top Ten Famous Last Words
10) "Nah, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."
9) "I've seen this done on TV a million times"
http://www.facebook.com/murtb
Top Ten Famous Last Words
10) "Nah, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."
9) "I triple dog dare you."
8) "I've seen this done on TV a million times"
7) "What does this button do?"
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Top Ten Famous Last Words
10) "Nah, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."
9) "I triple dog dare you."
8) "I've seen this done on TV a million times"
7) "What does this button do?"
6) "Ah, shit."
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33.333333333333336% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
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