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wanted to start a joke post.
So post your best one liner.
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Gundamit Charlie Murphy, there's a new joke going around in town...
What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
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something wicked funny would be smeagel on a gaiko commercial.(smeagel s the mutant creature from lord of the rings) in his raspy, freaky voice, right before the hobbits go to the eye thing "hobbits wait, hobbits, i need to tell you something.... i've just saved a ton of money by switching to geiko!)
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