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I wanted to share this joke with everyone

llunalluna Member Posts: 15

        A little boy comes down to breakfast.Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores ."not yet" said the little boy.His mother tells him no breakfast untill he dose his chores.Well the little boy got mad because he had to do his chores before he got to eat, so he goes to feed the chickens, and kicks one of the chickens.Then he goes to feed pigs, and kicks one of the pigs. Then he walks over to the cows to feed them, and kicks one of the cows. After he gets done he goes back into the house , and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come i dont have eggs and bacon?"....."Why dont i have any milk in my cereal?"The little boy asked."Well" his mother says.... "I saw you kick the chicken, so you get no eggs for a week.I saw you kick the pig , so you get no bacon for a week.I also saw you kick the cow , so you get no milk for a week eather." Just then his father comes down the steps for breakfast , and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen.The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,and says " Are you going to tell him, or should i."                                                                               

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  • //\//\oo//\//\oo Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 2,767

    Wait.... so they're going to eat their cat (with the exception of the father)?

     

    Edit: Hint => *Maybe he should have kicked his wife instead?*

     

     

     

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