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Dear Witch Elves

BurnthebedBurnthebed Member Posts: 443
in Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning

Hey,

 

        Please stop killing me before I can get a heal off.

 

Thanks,

Warrior Priest

The sleeper awakes...and rides his dirtbike to the mall.

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  • CartographyCartography Member UncommonPosts: 331

    Dear Warrior Priests,

     

    Please stop being invincible when fighting against 1 or 2 players that aren't Witch Elves.

     

    Your Friend,

    Every other class besides Witch Elf

     

    (I like WPs btw)

  • RaystormRaystorm Member UncommonPosts: 43

    Dear Order,

     

     

    Die.

     

     

    Doomsday

  • DuraheLLDuraheLL Member Posts: 2,951

    Dear Witch Elves.

    I just wanted to say I love it when you run into my mines.

    Ishinken, the Engineer

    image
    $OE lies list
    http://www.rlmmo.com/viewtopic.php?t=424&start=0
    "
    And I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires" because *I* don't believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what *I* saw is ******* vampires! "

  • nikoliathnikoliath Member UncommonPosts: 1,154
    Originally posted by Rytif


    But if they stopped attacking you, how would the players playing them not be able to admire their 2D pixel colored inhuman object that was most likely made by some geek who has had tons of watching porn and convention experience in that field.
    You have to look at the bigger picture, geek's dominant challenge in life is to prove they are not gay.
    It's like a dude playing with Barbie, and he's saying to the Barbie.. "Ohh.. let me fix your hair, it's straight.. we need some curls."

    translate this someone, please.

  • shukes33shukes33 Member Posts: 1,051

    Think the guy is trying to say he gets turned on by them.

  • NotArkardNotArkard Lord of the Rings Online CorrespondentMember Posts: 164

    Dear Witch Elves,

     

    Please continue to think circle strafing helps in any way shape or form, as it amuses me.

     

    Love,

     

    Everything I play

    The contents of this post do not necessarily reflect the views of MMORPG.com and its management.

  • LocklainLocklain Member Posts: 2,154
    Originally posted by Burnthebed


    Hey,
     
            Please stop killing me before I can get a heal off.
     
    Thanks,
    Warrior Priest

    All I can do is smile. .

    It's a Jeep thing. . .
    _______
    |___image|
    \_______/
    = image||||||image =
    |X| \*........*/ |X|
    |X|_________|X|
    You wouldn't understand
  • LocklainLocklain Member Posts: 2,154
    Originally posted by NotArkard


    Dear Witch Elves,
     
    Please continue to think circle strafing helps in any way shape or form, as it amuses me.
     
    Love,
     
    Everything I play

    Since WEs have positional attacks it does help.  Some people also become very flustered when there is a lot of motion.

    It's a Jeep thing. . .
    _______
    |___image|
    \_______/
    = image||||||image =
    |X| \*........*/ |X|
    |X|_________|X|
    You wouldn't understand
  • shukes33shukes33 Member Posts: 1,051
    Originally posted by NotArkard


    Dear Witch Elves,
     
    Please continue to think circle strafing helps in any way shape or form, as it amuses me.
     
    Love,
     
    Everything I play



     

    Now aint that true lol!

    i dont even turn with them, my char has auto attack so hits them in anycase. but it's so funny to watch them!

  • NotArkardNotArkard Lord of the Rings Online CorrespondentMember Posts: 164
    Originally posted by Locklain

    Originally posted by NotArkard


    Dear Witch Elves,
     
    Please continue to think circle strafing helps in any way shape or form, as it amuses me.
     
    Love,
     
    Everything I play

    Since WEs have positional attacks it does help.  Some people also become very flustered when there is a lot of motion.

     

    You guys get stealth, so you almost always get the jump on someone. Even if you don't, there's the Witch Hunter's equivalent of Feinted Position, which allows you to use your directional attacks from any angle for 10s on a 60s cooldown.

     

    Either way, in 1v1 with auto-facing, circle strafing isn't helping your positional attacks any. Once your 10s are up, your target better be dead, or you should strongly be considering a different one.

    The contents of this post do not necessarily reflect the views of MMORPG.com and its management.

  • redcap036redcap036 Member UncommonPosts: 1,230

    Dear Warrior Priests, .....No!

  • cukimungacukimunga Member UncommonPosts: 2,258

    Witch elves do insane amounts of damage, when I hear the damage being done to me I think to my self damn there hands move so fast.  I hope my root ability works, nope it didn't im dead.

  • MalthrosMalthros Member Posts: 239
    Originally posted by Burnthebed


    Hey,
     
            Please stop killing me before I can get a heal off.
     
    Thanks,
    Warrior Priest

     

    Dear Witch Elves,

     

    I'm just as squishy as this guy, honest, my WP has no chance against one of you.

    Or chosen, god chosen eat me alive...

     

    Build for toughness/wounds/strength.  Doesn't matter if your HoTs are a little weaker when your melee heals are healing as much as a DPS does to you.

  • D|CED|CE Member Posts: 197
    Originally posted by Locklain

    Originally posted by NotArkard


    Dear Witch Elves,
     
    Please continue to think circle strafing helps in any way shape or form, as it amuses me.
     
    Love,
     
    Everything I play

    Since WEs have positional attacks it does help.  Some people also become very flustered when there is a lot of motion.

     

    Noting to be frustrated about. I just press a button and cast my spells as normal. Their run around like idiots and auto-targeting keeps turning me with zero effort. Business as usual.

  • jinxitjinxit Member UncommonPosts: 854

    Dear Mythic,

    We needz more kittenz

    Thanks....

  • Unknown
    Originally posted by Locklain

    Originally posted by NotArkard


    Dear Witch Elves,
     
    Please continue to think circle strafing helps in any way shape or form, as it amuses me.
     
    Love,
     
    Everything I play

    Since WEs have positional attacks it does help.  Some people also become very flustered when there is a lot of motion.

     

    Shield's block chance don't work on attacks from the back.

  • ZsavoozZsavooz Member Posts: 532
    Originally posted by jinxit


    Dear Mythic,
    We needz more kittenz
    Thanks....



     

    funniest thread, ever

  • Unknown
    Originally posted by D|CE

    Originally posted by Locklain

    Originally posted by NotArkard


    Dear Witch Elves,
     
    Please continue to think circle strafing helps in any way shape or form, as it amuses me.
     
    Love,
     
    Everything I play

    Since WEs have positional attacks it does help.  Some people also become very flustered when there is a lot of motion.

     

    Noting to be frustrated about. I just press a button and cast my spells as normal. Their run around like idiots and auto-targeting keeps turning me with zero effort. Business as usual.

     

    What are you gonna do when there are two and one turn you so the other can stab in the back?  Auto turn is bad.  Its obvious when its on and it make you extremely vulnerable.

  • crispy1337crispy1337 Member Posts: 10
    Originally posted by jinxit


    Dear Mythic,
    We needz more kittenz
    Thanks....

     

    Agreed! You can never have enough kittens.

  • Player_420Player_420 Member Posts: 686
    Originally posted by NotArkard


    Dear Witch Elves,
     
    Please continue to think circle strafing helps in any way shape or form, as it amuses me.
     
    Love,
     
    Everything I play

    yep and when im ignoring your armor and doing mad crits, it amuses me as well :)

    I play all ghame

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