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Desperately Seeking Madonna....

olddaddyolddaddy Member Posts: 3,356

Okay, it looks like Madonna and her husband are splitsville.

So, the non-political, non-religious question is, would you be willing to do what it takes to live in a material world with the material girl? In other words, would you hit it?

 

Comments

  • GorairGorair Member Posts: 959

    i dont know ... but i doubt it.

    do YOU want to hit vanilla ice's sloppy seconds?

    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359
    Originally posted by olddaddy

     In other words, would you hit it?
     

    In other words, do you like to go dwelling in caves?

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912

    Still hot at 50? Check.

    Notoriously kinky? Check.

    Worth millions? Check.

     

    Damn straight I'd hit it.

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359
    Originally posted by Zorvan


    Still hot at 50? Check.
    Notoriously kinky? Check.
    Worth millions? Check.
     
    Damn straight I'd hit it.

    Requires a penis the size of an elephant's trunk? Errr...check?

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    I never found Madonna or the idea of Madonna attractive.  Sure she might be worth a fortune but I doubt you'd get much of it.

    So to the original question of "would I hit it?" I'd have to say I'll pass.

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662

    Not only is she not attractive, she is downright disgusting.  Some people wise-up with age and then there's people like Madonna.  She might as well call her latest concert circuit, "I'm still a whore at 50" tour.

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by Zorvan


    Still hot at 50? Check.
    Notoriously kinky? Check.
    Worth millions? Check.
     
    Damn straight I'd hit it.

    Requires a penis the size of an elephant's trunk? Errr...check?



     

    Well, I don't know how you found out about my equipment, but thanks for the free advertising.

  • frodusfrodus Member Posts: 2,396

    she has gone freaky for-sure,she wouldn't  even allow a cake for the kids b-day.and he told her she looked like a grandma on stage..it was on the news last night.

    Trade in material assumptions for spiritual facts and make permanent progress.

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