CME is releasing a single to raise cash!(allegedly)

Agricola1

Rumour is that CME are releasing a music single to raise cash, allegedly. Apparently it's a cover version and I managed to get a leaked copy of the alleged lyrics from the alleged song before the alleged release, allegedly.

Song: Straight outta Cheyenne

Artist: M.W.A

Straight outta Cheyenne, crazy mothershipper named Whiting

From the gang called MMOGULs With Attitudes

When I'm called off, I got a sawed off

Squeeze the trigger, and gamers are hauled off

You too, boy, if ya sub to me

The police are gonna hafta come and get me

Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out

For the punk FanOri that's showin out

Gamers start to mumble, they wanna rumble

Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo

Goin off on a mothershipper like that

with a gat that's pointed at yo ass

So give ya cash up smooth

Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move

Here's a pyramid scheme to keep yo dancin

with a crime record like Charles Manson

Media blackout is the tool

Don't make me act the double dealin'  fool

Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe

I'm knockin gamers out tha box, daily

yo weekly, monthly and yearly

until them dumb FanOri see clearly

that I'm down with the capital C-M-E

Boy you can't sub to me

So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck

Coz Whiting is crazy for ya bucks

As I leave, believe I'm stompin

but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Cheyenne

Chorus:

[City of Mesa, City of Mesa]

[Eazy-T] Yo Kev

[MC Kev] Whassup?

[Eazy-T] Tell em where you from!

Verse Two: MC Kev (Balentine)

Straight outta Cheyenne, another crazy ass Mogul

More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger

I'm a bad mothershipper and you know this

But the whiny ass gamers don't show this

But I don't give no info, I'ma make my snaps

If not from the records, from jackin the FanOri

Just like MLM, the definition is 'jackin'

And when illegally armed it's called 'packin'

Shoot a mothershipper in a minute

I find a good piece o' ass, my head goes up in it

So if you're at an E3 show in the front row

I'm a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho

You'll probably get mad like a FanOri is supposed to

But that shows me, slut, you're composed to

a crazy muthashipper from tha street

Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up the release

MC Kev controls the automatic

For any dumb FanOri that starts static

Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself

every time I pull a screen shot off the shelf

The security is maximum and that's a law

K-E-V spells Kev but I'm raw

See, coz I'm the mothershipping villain

The definition is clear, you're the witness of a religion

that's takin place without a clue

And once you're on the scope, your ass is through

Look, you might take it as a trip

but a Mogul like Kev is on a gangsta tip

Straight outta Cheyenne...

Chorus:

[City of Mesa, City of Mesa]

[Dr.TKsnow] Eazy-T is his name and the boy is comin...

Verse Three: Eazy-T (Tim Jenson)

...straight outta Cheyenne

is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother

and make ya sister think I love her

Dangerous mothershipper raises hell

And if I ever get caught I make bail

See, I don't give a paycheck, that's the problem

I see a mothershipping employee I dodge him

But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while

And when I see a FanOri pass, I smile

To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a Mogul drivin

but don't know where the hell he's going, just rollin

lookin for the one they call Eazy

But here's a flash, they never seize me

Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark

except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation

and hear the scream of the one who got the platinum membership

Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin

But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin

So what about the FanOri who got shot? MLM her!

You think I give a damn about a gamer? I ain't a sucker!

This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever work for me

You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother

word to the mothershipper, straight outta Cheyenne

Chorus:

[City of Mesa, City of Mesa]

[Damn that Alpha was dope!]

 

Now this is still yet to be confirmed but allegedly it's set for release this summer, other rumours have said that it was titled "M.W.A feat. DJ Smed". However John Smed denied this and said he'd never be affiliated with anyone lower than himself, allegedly.

Discuss!

Disclaimer: This thread does not reffer to anyone either living living or dead. If so then it's completely coincidental and the author takes no responsibility for any damages done.

Death1942

i smell a troll....

Combspe

wtf???

Taram

Got tired of trolling the EVE forums and decided to visit SGW, Agricola?

 

Agricola1

Originally posted by Taram


Got tired of trolling the EVE forums and decided to visit SGW, Agricola?
 

 

Trolling the EVE forums? Was only asking if ambulation was on the test server or not, I apologize if asking about ambulation is considered trolling over there but I was unaware.

As for SGW, this is a leak I've had from CME. Nothing confirmed yet, but it may be appearing on their online shop alongside their fabulous range of SGW T-shirts, mugs and baseball caps.

Kyriesunset

So I read the title and almost spit out my coffee all over the screen.   

Agricola1

Originally posted by Kyriesunset


So I read the title and almost spit out my coffee all over the screen.   

 

I hope it atleast made someone chuckle, too many people are taking this thread seriously

Branko2307

HAHAH

supremeaaron

my god -.- Whiting is desperate, I'm all for  SGW raising cash but my god.

nolf

hahahahahahahahahahaha.

I don't know what's funnier the lyrics, or the folks who thing Argi is serious.  Thanks for the laugh!

Agricola1

OK some more breaking news, this is allegedly the B side to this alleged release,

Artist: Gary Whiting

Title: I scammed it my way

"And now, the end is near;

And so I face the final curtain.

My friend

, I'll say it clear,

I'll state my case, of which Im certain.

I've lived a life thats full.

I've traveled each and every highway;

And more, much more than this,

I scammed it my way.

Debts, I've had a few;

But then again, too large to mention.

I did what I had to do

And saw it through with several exemptions.

I planned each charted course;

Each careful step along the byway,

But more, much more than this,

I scammed it my way.

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew

When I bit off more than I could chew.

But through it all, when there was doubt,

I ate it up and spat it out.

I faced it all and I stood tall;

And scammed it my way.

I've loved, I've laughed and cried.

I've had my fill; my share of losing.

And now, as tears subside,

I find it all so incriminating.

To think I did all that;

And may I say - not in a shy way,

No, oh no not me,

I scammed it my way.

For what is a man, what has he got?

If not himself, then he has naught.

To say the things he truly feels;

And not the words of one who kneels.

The record shows I took the blows -

And scammed it my way!"

 

Some pretty powerfull stuff there in my opinion! There is news of an alleged album being released if this single sells well allegedy,

Discuss!

Disclaimer: this post does not reffer to anyone either living or dead and all characters portrayed are completely fictional. Any similaraties to any person or persons living or dead is completely coincidental and the author of the post takes no responsibility for any alleged damages done.

Agricola1

To mourn both the death of Elvis and SGW Gary is releasing a Platters song that was an Elvis favourite,

 

Artist: Gary Whiting

 

Song: The great pretender

"Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)

Pretending I'm doing well (ooh ooh)

My need is such I pretend too much

I'm lonely but no one can tell

Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)

Adrift in a world of my own (ooh ooh)

I play the game but to my real shame

You've left me to scam all alone

Too real is this feeling of make believe

Too real when I feel what my heart

can't conceal

Ooh Ooh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)

Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh)

I seem to be what I'm not (you see)

I'm wearing my heart like a crown

Pretending that you're still around

Yeah ooh hoo

Too real when I feel what my heart

can't conceal

Oh yes I'm the great pretender

Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh)

I seem to be what I'm not you see

I'm wearing my heart like a crown

Pretending that you're

Pretending that you're still around"

 

Some powerfull lyrics there, and no doubt a crowd pleaser however I'm sure he'll be learning Jailhouse rock this time next year!

supremeaaron

Originally posted by Agricola1


To mourn both the death of Elvis and SGW Gary is releasing a Platters song that was an Elvis favourite,
 
Artist: Gary Whiting
 
Song: The great pretender
"Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)

Pretending I'm doing well (ooh ooh)

My need is such I pretend too much

I'm lonely but no one can tell
Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)

Adrift in a world of my own (ooh ooh)

I play the game but to my real shame

You've left me to scam all alone
Too real is this feeling of make believe

Too real when I feel what my heart

can't conceal
Ooh Ooh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)

Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh)

I seem to be what I'm not (you see)

I'm wearing my heart like a crown

Pretending that you're still around
Yeah ooh hoo

Too real when I feel what my heart

can't conceal
Oh yes I'm the great pretender

Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh)

I seem to be what I'm not you see

I'm wearing my heart like a crown

Pretending that you're

Pretending that you're still around"

 
Some powerfull lyrics there, and no doubt a crowd pleaser however I'm sure he'll be learning Jailhouse rock this time next year!

 

LOL agricola nice one.

Kyriesunset

I must admitt, when Agricola first posted this, and I read the title "CME releasing a single to raise cash"  I thought he knew about Stargate Battles back then.    It was just his blind luck

SemperFiVet

With every bit of humor comes the reality of the CME/MMOGULS  "SCAM"...  First, picture this...

Whiting and  President/ CEO Tim Jensen have been occupying the same office space for over 3 years, they sit 35 feet apart. MMOGULS originally occupied a office suite downstairs from CME corporate offices and about 75 yards away, get the picture??

Now, read this email from Jenson, who just this last week told a MMOGULS downline the same thing when he called Jensen.. When the caller revealed he was a CME investor and a MMOGULS investor, Whiting, who was supposedly gone for the day suddenly shows up and wants to talk..  Read this and you be the Judge...

 

----- Original Message -----

From: Tim Jenson

To: Bob Guenther

Cc: Larry Friedman ; rfeiger@fflawoffice.com ; Mike Rafford

Sent: Wednesday, January 07, 2009 10:26 AM

Subject: RE: Independent MMOGULS Affiliation Termination

Bob,

 

You have made various erroneous assumptions. I am the first to admit that I don’t know about a lot of things that Mr. Whiting does. Cheyenne Mountain Entertainment, Inc. and its subsidiaries (“CME”) are not affiliated with MMOGULS as far as I am aware. Since I am only involved with CME, I am not aware of many things that our Chairman, Gary Whiting, does with the various entities he is involved with outside of CME. I have never been in or seen an MMOGULS presentation and am not aware of any misrepresentations. Neither Mike Rafford nor myself are involved in the CME’s fund raising efforts which are directed by Gary Whiting. Gary Whiting utilizes the services of outside counsel to assist him with his fund raising activities for CME and with his other business ventures. Mr. Whiting keeps all information related to his fund raising and business activities very confidential. Whenever we become aware of any misleading or inaccurate advertisements or presentations related to CME, we immediately request that such person cease such activities. I am not aware of or knowledgeable about the ownership of Cheyenne Mountain Affiliates or about how it operates. Since I am not involved with MMOGULS, I am not aware that Mr. Whiting or Mr. Gagon has tied CME to MMOGULS or that he has diverted any funds. Mr. Whiting has indicated to me that MMOGULS is not in any way affiliated with CME – it is a separate entity with separate ownership and management; and the officers of CME (except for Mr. Whiting) do not have any knowledge of, access to, or involvement with MMOGULS. We have let anyone who has inquired be fully aware that CME is not affiliated with MMOGULS.

 

You have attempted to link CME with MMOGULS, but I am not aware of any linkage except that Gary Whiting controls CME and you have indicated that he controls MMOGULS. Mr. Whiting has indicated to me that CME and MMOGULS are separate and unaffiliated. While I am aware that Mr. Whiting has several other businesses that he is involved in, I and other officers and employees of CME are not involved with those other entities and have no knowledge of their operations or strategies.

 

You have requested that I consult with our general counsel regarding the consequences of participating in a paper trail executed after the fact and I do not know what you are referring to – are you aware of something regarding this that I should know about – if so please let me know.

 

In your final comment, you say that you find it incredulous the MMOGULS is the focus of my attention – I do not understand why you state this – since I am not in any way involved with MMOGULS and it has not been any of my focus.

 

If you are aware of wrong doing related to CME’s operations, please let me know and we will seek correct it. If your concerns are with MMOGULS or Gary Whiting or the fund raising at CME, please direct your attention to Mr. Whiting since neither I nor Mr. Rafford have any involvement with these entities or activities. I have been given the responsibility to run the operations here at CME, but Mr. Whiting controls the company and makes all fund raising decisions and most corporate governance and strategic decisions.

 

Thanks

 

Tim Jenson

 

By the way, the response to this email, sent after Jenson first contacted  Guenther, is one of the emails that is the basis for one of the "FELONY" Violations of  Aggravated Harassment  filed against Guenther.

Thieves, scam artists, low life penny stockers, one and alll......................

 

Agricola1

So he says "I have no knowledge of anything outside of not paying employees" because that's all Tim Jensons seems good at. Besides that email he sent was lies as I know he is involved with MMOGULs, I mean are you going to take the word of a man that is happy not paying employees for 6 months and letting their kids go without medical insurance? Sure we believe you Tim, you and your pet flying pig!

sgman7

Agricola1 is now taking advice and listening to Bob Guenther - how the mighty have fallen.  I thought Agricola1 was the smartest guy on the forums until this latest revelation.  Anyone with half a brain, knows that if Guenter says it, then it is not true. Guenther is a self proclaimed CME and Whiting destroyer (besides being a felon). 

Jenson and the whole CME staff  sit 20-30 feet from Whiting's office, but Whiting is rarely there and Whiting has a separate office and location for MMOGULS and separate locations for most of the rest of his businesses.  Jenson's office is also only 40 feet away from Terry Turk, the President of Sun America Mortgage, but Jenson still doesn't have a clue about what Sun America is up to and Terry Turk certainly isn't telling Jenson all about it.  Guenther's ongoing rants about the CME and MMOGUL's being connected are stupid and untrue and just another technique to attack Stargate and Whiting.  Jenson, Hensley and all the developers hate MMOUGULS.   They want it dead, but they are not involved or know anything about it other than what they read on these forums.  It is operated at a separate location where Whiting  has another office.

It people want facts - talk to the developers.  If people want entertainment - stick to the forums, but remember that this is entertainment not facts.

Agricola1

Originally posted by sgman7


Agricola1 is now taking advice and listening to Bob Guenther - how the mighty have fallen.  I thought Agricola1 was the smartest guy on the forums until this latest revelation.  Anyone with half a brain, knows that if Guenter says it, then it is not true. Guenther is a self proclaimed CME and Whiting destroyer (besides being a felon). 
Jenson and the whole CME staff  sit 20-30 feet from Whiting's office, but Whiting is rarely there and Whiting has a separate office and location for MMOGULS and separate locations for most of the rest of his businesses.  Jenson's office is also only 40 feet away from Terry Turk, the President of Sun America Mortgage, but Jenson still doesn't have a clue about what Sun America is up to and Terry Turk certainly isn't telling Jenson all about it.  Guenther's ongoing rants about the CME and MMOGUL's being connected are stupid and untrue and just another technique to attack Stargate and Whiting.  Jenson, Hensley and all the developers hate MMOUGULS.   They want it dead, but they are not involved or know anything about it other than what they read on these forums.  It is operated at a separate location where Whiting  has another office.
It people want facts - talk to the developers.  If people want entertainment - stick to the forums, but remember that this is entertainment not facts.

 

Strange that because the way I see it is that the only information on CME/MMOGULs/SGW that turned out to be factual was posted here on these forums not by CME spin doctors like yourself but by gamers using the internet! Seems you're the only one that needs a credibility check! But didn't I see you just the other day leading some investors?

 

Agricola1

It's alleged that Gary is holding a fund raising concert to impress MGM and squeeze investors further. The band is called " Team Whiting " and consists of Whiting, Gagon, Jenson, Deering. The first number I know of is a version of " I fought the law ",

Song: I fought the law

Artists: Team Whiting

 

"Breakin code in the hot sun

I fought the law and the law won (twice)

I scammed for money cause I had none

I fought the law and the law won (twice)

I didn't meet payroll and it feels so bad

Guess my race is run

CME was the best scam that I ever had

I fought the law and the law won

I fought the law and the

Robbin people with a pyramid scheme

I fought the law and the law won (twice)

I lost my employees and now they're so mean

I fought the law and the law won (twice)

I scammed my investors and it feels so bad

Guess my race is run

CME was the best ponzi that I ever had

I fought the law and the law won

I fought the law and the

I fought the law and the law won (7 times)

I fought the law and the"

 

recordings of the concert will be for sale in the CME shop, one DVD will cost $250 and another $50 per month. A bit steep but if you get others to buy them through you, you can make your money back and up to $10,000 a week! This time next year you could be on a beach in Hawaii drinking Maitais getting laid by 20 hula girls every night! And all thanks to this amazing opportunity offered to you by the band team Whiting! Buy your copy now and get one of the limited platinum editions, which will garuntee you success beyond Gary Whitings wildest dreams!!!!!!!

supremeaaron

lol agricola nice little song there :P

Agricola1

Originally posted by supremeaaron


lol agricola nice little song there :P

 

Thanks and since CME is allegedly asking some employees back to work the band "Team Whiting" has recorded a Clash cover and are sending it with the emails,

 

Song: Career Opportunities

Artists: Team Whiting (Whiting, Jenson, Gagon, Deering)

"They offered me the office, offered me the shop

They said I better take anything they got

Do you wanna make tea at CME?

Do you wanna be, do really wanna be a flop?

Career opportunities are the ones that never knock

Every job they offer you is to keep Gary out the dock

Career opportunities, the ones that never knock

I hate Arizona and I hate the MMOGULs

I don’t wanna go coding in the desert heat

I hate the civil service rules

And I won’t open Gary's letter bombs for you

Career opportunities are the ones that never knock

Every job they offer you is to keep Gary out the dock

Career opportunities, the ones that never knock

Code monkey!

Quality Assurance man!

Lead artist!

I DONT UNDERSTAND!

They’re gonna have to introduce conscription

They’re gonna have to take away my prescription

If they wanna get me making iSNAP

If they wanna get me, well HELL, I got not choice

Career opportunities are the ones that never knock

Every job they offer you is to keep Gary out the dock

Career opportunities, the ones that never knock

Careers

Careers

Careers

Ain’t a-never gonna knock"

 

 

Personally I think they've butchered a great song by what still is the only the band that matters.

Agricola1

In recognition of Gary getting through August without admitting defeat or being sent to prison Team Whiting (Whiting, Gagon, Jenson, Deering) have decided to do a mini tour of Arizona. Putting those black hummers to use they'll be showcasing their latest hits, aslong as they can afford the gas money that is! Here is one of the latest covers they'll be playing to raise much needed cash to keep Gary out of the clutches of the law,

Artists: Team Whiting (Whiting, Gagon, Jenson, Deering)

Title: "Funding to Fall"

"Here we scam or here we fall

History wont care at all

Make the bed light the light

Nedra Rodney wont be home tonight yeah

You dont waste no time at all

Dont hear the bell but you answer the call

It comes to you as to us all

Were just waiting

For the funding to fall

Oh every night and every day

A little piece of CME is falling away

But lift your face the Whiting way

Build your bulls*** as your workforce decays yeah

Tow your line and play their game yeah

Let the media blackout cover it all

Till one day they call your name

You know its time for the funding to fall

Rich or poor or infamous

For your truth its all the same (oh no oh no)

Lock your door the rain is pouring

Through your window pane (oh no)

Baby now your MMOGULs is all in vain

(Gagon guitar solo)

For we who grew up tall and proud

In the shadow of the mushroom cloud

Convinced our voices cant be heard

We just wanna scream it louder and louder louder

What the hell we working for?

Just hand in your notice and it wont hurt at all

You just got time to say your prayers

While your waiting for the funding to funding to fall

Its gonna fall

Funding..you know..funding to fall

Waiting for the funding to fall now baby

While youre waiting for the funding to fall

Give me funding just one more time!"

 

It seems Team Whiting is leaning more to a rock style, some might even hazard to say "Rocky"?