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Bad day at work
pyrofreak
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Today was one of the worst days at work I've ever had.
No, not in the sense that you might expect, in the sense that I got freaking FILTHY. I was so dirty that the bosses took pity on me and sent me home early so I could get a shower. I had cement down my ass crack.
You do not want to ride a bike home with cement down your ass crack.
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How did you get cement down your ass crack?
Hold on Snow Leopard, imma let you finish, but Windows had one of the best operating systems of all time.
If the Powerball lottery was like Lotro, nobody would win for 2 years, and then everyone in Nebraska would win on the same day.
And then Nebraska would get nerfed.-pinkwood lotro fourms
AMD 4800 2.4ghz-3GB RAM 533mhz-EVGA 9500GT 512mb-320gb HD
A little backstory:
I work at a place that makes manufactured stone veneer, so we use cement pretty much nonstop throughout the day. We pour it into rubber molds through the use of a doser (as in, to dose), when we change base colors of cement, or finish up for the day, we dump what is left out of the doser and then hose it out. Well, it was the last batch for the day, and a guy was up top hosing it out and one side got plugged.
He yells down for one of my coworkers to hit his vibrator (which vibrates the mud down out of the doser) . I'm kneeled down cleaning off the machine when said coworker hits his vibrator.
Turns out there was about 30 gallons of water sitting on top of the mud in the doser, so when my coworker hit his vibrator to free it up, it all came spilling out in a huge gush of mud and water. I got soaked. I got mud down my asscrack. Then I let a female coworker hose me off and walked around with no shirt on for a while.
At least it was 90 degrees out and not 20.
Now with 57.3% more flames!
Beavis: "He like, said ... vibrator. heh heh"
Butthead: "Yeah, and he was all like.. kneeling down when the guy hit the vibrator. hehe hehe."
Beavis: "Heh heh heh heh.. and then he like, had all this stuff, down his crack, heh heh heh"
Butthead: "You said crack, heh heh hehe"
(Hope that gave you a chuckle)
"TO MICHAEL!"
Beavis: "He like, said ... vibrator. heh heh"
Butthead: "Yeah, and he was all like.. kneeling down when the guy hit the vibrator. hehe hehe."
Beavis: "Heh heh heh heh.. and then he like, had all this stuff, down his crack, heh heh heh"
Butthead: "You said crack, heh heh hehe"
(Hope that gave you a chuckle)
This thread is rapidly getting R-rated. To help things along, the vibrators that we use are about as big around as a soda can and have a steel end that's about a foot and a half long. Put it this way: it'd kill a person.
Make no mistake about it, we all had a good laugh as I walked around with no shirt on.
Now with 57.3% more flames!
You're going to have to come up with something a lot scarier than that to run off Perez Hilton or Jerry Penacoli, pyro.
"TO MICHAEL!"