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Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of your life or great sex?

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  • IchbenIchben Member UncommonPosts: 296
    Originally posted by paulscott


    I think most people are forgetting that you'd get the money after 15 years, not at the start of it.    Another thing they're forgetting that if someone has 10 million dollars to give away to play "mind-Fasdfa" on someone, they have enough money to play a really really interesting game of it.

     

    As usual Mr. Paulscott, you are correct :-)

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  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    I would postulate that great sex is the best motivation to make the world a better place.  Here's how:

    You want great sex so generally you want to find someone you're attracted to and more times then not having wealth gives you a larger pool to choose from.  So you go out and study hard, get a damn good job that more likely then not has the capacity to change the world for better thus allowing more people free time to enjoy their own great sex.  I couldn't think of a better course of action. 

    Personally, I think I'd keep the great sex, maybe if someone offered this to me when I was 10 years old I'd take the money but not now.

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • EkibiogamiEkibiogami Member UncommonPosts: 2,154

    Ive Made it. Now give me my money.

    *Goes off to cry alone again* :P

    If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude; greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.
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  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662
    Originally posted by Illius


    I would postulate that great sex is the best motivation to make the world a better place.  Here's how:
    You want great sex so generally you want to find someone you're attracted to and more times then not having wealth gives you a larger pool to choose from.  So you go out and study hard, get a damn good job that more likely then not has the capacity to change the world for better thus allowing more people free time to enjoy their own great sex.  I couldn't think of a better course of action. 
    Personally, I think I'd keep the great sex, maybe if someone offered this to me when I was 10 years old I'd take the money but not now.



     

    Yes, but all the work when added up likely contributes to global warming.  So you could say that great sex actually leads to the destruction of the planet.

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    does great sex not prompt a rise in temperature and increased emissions of carbon dioxide anyways?

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • ArcheusCrossArcheusCross Member Posts: 793
    Originally posted by Teala

    Originally posted by Ichben


    If somebody said they would pay you $10,000,000 if you will not have sex for 15 years, would you accept this offer? Would you be willing to wait 15 years before you can have sex again with a man or woman you love, desire or lust for?
    Of course If you to accept this offer and break the contract, you loose the chance to win the money.
     Ichben Einberliner
    My apologies for the edit.
     



     

    Tough one....really tough.  LOL!

     

     

    Eh, kinda lol, personally id take the sex. Because if you wait 15 years to have sex ya may lose your mind, sex drive, grow bland mentally etc.. heck and with the money you might get into bad things just to counteract not having sex...

    Id have to pass on the money. *nod nods*

     

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  • AladyleynaAladyleyna Member Posts: 269

    I'm sorry, but I think I'm going to have to chose sex over money as well. Yes, money is good and all, but honestly, it is not as big a priority to me at the moment. What I really want to do is to settle down, marry a wonderful man, and have children. What's the use of having all that money if it cannot even satisfy my basic need for love?

    So yes, love to me is defintely a greater priority to me than a huge sum of money. During that fifteen years, I could actually meet a great guy...

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  • //\//\oo//\//\oo Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 2,767
    Originally posted by Ichben



     

    Why do you need sex to have an intimate relationship?

    Ichben

     

     That's the whole problem: Most people can't separate sex from love, so they stick with one person (even marry), until the sex dies off, then start it all over again with a new person.

     I've known people who stayed married for long periods of time in closed relationships: They are, generally, the most miserable people on the planet in their old age.

    As for the topic: I'm not sure how to answer, because no woman I've ever been with has been anything more than just sex (most women are shallow and selfish creatures) and I sure wouldn't mind banging fuglies for 15 years if the payoff is substantial.

    Sometimes I wish I were gay/bi.

     

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  • devilisciousdeviliscious Member UncommonPosts: 4,359

    Like I could go 15 years without sex anyways .. not like I would ever be able to keep from having sex  that long, so what would be the point of  even attempting to make the bet? LOL

    All that would happen would be you get your hopes up, not make it, and had torutured yourself for whatever time you did make it only to get nothing.

  • IchbenIchben Member UncommonPosts: 296
    Originally posted by Aladyleyna


    I'm sorry, but I think I'm going to have to chose sex over money as well. Yes, money is good and all, but honestly, it is not as big a priority to me at the moment. What I really want to do is to settle down, marry a wonderful man, and have children. What's the use of having all that money if it cannot even satisfy my basic need for love?
    So yes, love to me is defintely a greater priority to me than a huge sum of money. During that fifteen years, I could actually meet a great guy...

     

    You could use that money to help love ones who are close to you who are in dire need of assistance and saving.

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  • ScalebaneScalebane Member UncommonPosts: 1,883

    i wouldn't mind the money, and i could last 15yrs without sex.  Just don't care anymore, i could skip on both and not give a damn.

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  • AladyleynaAladyleyna Member Posts: 269
    Originally posted by Ichben

    Originally posted by Aladyleyna


    I'm sorry, but I think I'm going to have to chose sex over money as well. Yes, money is good and all, but honestly, it is not as big a priority to me at the moment. What I really want to do is to settle down, marry a wonderful man, and have children. What's the use of having all that money if it cannot even satisfy my basic need for love?
    So yes, love to me is defintely a greater priority to me than a huge sum of money. During that fifteen years, I could actually meet a great guy...

     

    You could use that money to help love ones who are close to you who are in dire need of assistance and saving.

    Ichben Einberliner



     

    Well yes, but I can't have sex with my relatives, can I?

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  • renstimpy99renstimpy99 Member Posts: 175

    I haven't had sex in 36 years. Where's my money?

  • IchbenIchben Member UncommonPosts: 296
    Originally posted by Aladyleyna

    Originally posted by Ichben

    Originally posted by Aladyleyna


    I'm sorry, but I think I'm going to have to chose sex over money as well. Yes, money is good and all, but honestly, it is not as big a priority to me at the moment. What I really want to do is to settle down, marry a wonderful man, and have children. What's the use of having all that money if it cannot even satisfy my basic need for love?
    So yes, love to me is defintely a greater priority to me than a huge sum of money. During that fifteen years, I could actually meet a great guy...

     

    You could use that money to help love ones who are close to you who are in dire need of assistance and saving.

    Ichben Einberliner



     

    Well yes, but I can't have sex with my relatives, can I?

     

    Why on earth would you want to have sex with yoru relatives my little chipmunk?

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  • IchbenIchben Member UncommonPosts: 296
    Originally posted by renstimpy99


    I haven't had sex in 36 years. Where's my money?

    Your money is coming Mr. Stimpy, you just have to be patient and wait until the dollars and cents come rolling in. In the meantime, I suggest you relish in the fact that you are still a virgin at the advanced age of 36. I think this is an amazing accomplishment that should be honored rather than frowned upon.

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  • baffbaff Member Posts: 9,457

    I'm going to have to go with the Captain Kirk answer and take both.

    Sorry if that's breaking the rules.

  • IchbenIchben Member UncommonPosts: 296
    Originally posted by baff


    I'm going to have to go with the Captain Kirk answer and take both.
    Sorry if that's breaking the rules.

     

    I'm sorry Mr. Baff but you cannot have your cake and eat it too.

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  • SoulSurferSoulSurfer Member UncommonPosts: 1,024
    Originally posted by Ichben

    Originally posted by baff


    I'm going to have to go with the Captain Kirk answer and take both.
    Sorry if that's breaking the rules.

     

    I'm sorry Mr. Baff but you cannot have your cake and eat it too.

    Ichy

     

    Captain Kirk does not believe in "no-win scenarios". =P

     

  • mlauzonmlauzon Member UncommonPosts: 767

    Seeing as how I've never had sex in my life, the choice is obvious: I'd take the money!

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    Michael

  • IchbenIchben Member UncommonPosts: 296
    Originally posted by SoulSurfer

    Originally posted by Ichben

    Originally posted by baff


    I'm going to have to go with the Captain Kirk answer and take both.
    Sorry if that's breaking the rules.

     

    I'm sorry Mr. Baff but you cannot have your cake and eat it too.

    Ichy

     

    Captain Kirk does not believe in "no-win scenarios". =P

     

    Mr. Surfer,

    Tell this Captain Kirk to get with the program or shut the hell up, thanks :-)

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  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142
    Originally posted by Ichben


    I'm sorry Mr. Baff but you cannot have your cake and eat it too.
    Ichy

    I hate that saying.  I can't imagine doing anything else with a cake that I have....

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • Draco28Draco28 Member Posts: 14

    I would go for the money. 15 years is a small price to pay for that kind of cash. LOL reminds me of that Family Guy episode where Peter and Quagmire give up woman  to make a fortune.

  • SoulSurferSoulSurfer Member UncommonPosts: 1,024
    Originally posted by Ichben

    Originally posted by SoulSurfer

    Originally posted by Ichben

    Originally posted by baff


    I'm going to have to go with the Captain Kirk answer and take both.
    Sorry if that's breaking the rules.

     

    I'm sorry Mr. Baff but you cannot have your cake and eat it too.

    Ichy

     

    Captain Kirk does not believe in "no-win scenarios". =P

     

    Mr. Surfer,

    Tell this Captain Kirk to get with the program or shut the hell up, thanks :-)

    Ichy

     

    XD

  • reikaleereikalee Member Posts: 79

    Definitely! I'm a girl so I have an easier time resisting sex.

    I am simply myself, no more and no less. And I only want to be free.

  • cukimungacukimunga Member UncommonPosts: 2,258
    Originally posted by Ichben


    If somebody said they would pay you $10,000,000 if you will not have sex for 15 years, would you accept this offer? Would you be willing to wait 15 years before you can have sex again with a man or woman you love, desire or lust for?
    Of course If you to accept this offer and break the contract, you loose the chance to win the money.
     Ichben Einberliner
    My apologies for the edit.
     

     

    I could not have sex for 15 years for that amount of money.   Its not like im having sex lately anyways, but you could always just spank the monkey since its really not having "sex" technically.  

     

    PS. I  still laugh everytime this guy posts cuz they are Ichben Einberliner = Jelly Donut...... LOL

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