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What is santa bringing?

So what is the jolly fat chimney prowler bringing you guys for christmas? At my age I'm expecting a years worth of shower kits and thick wooly socks...and beer.

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  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    I'm not that much younger then you and I'm not really expecting anything.  That fat bastard can keep whatever he's hauling.  It's all made in Taiwan anyways. 

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • frodusfrodus Member Posts: 2,396
    Originally posted by Illius


    I'm not that much younger then you and I'm not really expecting anything.  That fat bastard can keep whatever he's hauling.  It's all made in Taiwan anyways. 



     

    Ya,the fat bastard can bring what ever he wants..lol

    Trade in material assumptions for spiritual facts and make permanent progress.

  • ThrakkThrakk Member Posts: 1,226

    I made a list for my folks (and Im old too btw)

     

    Movies

    Young Einstein

    Beyond Rangoon

    Bustin’ Loose

    Games

    Bang the Bullet

    Video Games

    Preorder BioShock 2 for 360

    Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney for DS (used)

    Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks

    Newsboy Cap (aka baker boy cap, eight panel cap, eight quarters hat, gatsby hat)

    I might need to pick it out myself

    Cash for some Clothes

    Because I might need to pick it out myself

    Books

    Jack Kerouac books other than - Desolation Angels, Big Sur, Dharma Bums, On The Road, The Subterraneans, Satori in Paris, or Pic

    Couple Boxes of the Atkins Peanut Butter Candy Bar

    Gym Membership

  • ThrakkThrakk Member Posts: 1,226

    I live with my folks until I can find a job and move out. My little sister lives here to. She's a junior in highschool.

    My parents might get us Beatles Rock Band since we got Rock Band for xmas back when it first came out. And our drums broke.

  • sephersepher Member Posts: 3,561

    Nothing if he doesn't get his story straight. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp19qiash2U

  • KB24FanKB24Fan Member Posts: 13

    Presents for little kids!

  • VarnyVarny Member Posts: 765

    I hate christmas now lol... you get to that age where all you get is clothes and it is really annoying because it's all crap you'd never wear. Just give my the money straight into my account and I'll be happy lol. Even better yet just say we ain't gonna get each other anything and save me the frigging money.

  • OrthaosOrthaos Member Posts: 51

    I celebrate Christmas, but I hate (yes a strong word) Santa

     

    Why? Because Santa acts just like a Pedo, and no one likes Pedos. Santa is too...into little kids. If an ordinary person were to act like Santa, he would be in jail and on the Pedo list.

     

    And when I see people dressed as Santa, I can only think that what if that guy is a Pedo, and he likes little kids sitting on his lap.

  • pauldriverpauldriver Member Posts: 198
    Originally posted by Orthaos


    I celebrate Christmas, but I hate (yes a strong word) Santa
     
    Why? Because Santa acts just like a Pedo, and no one likes Pedos. Santa is too...into little kids. If an ordinary person were to act like Santa, he would be in jail and on the Pedo list.
     
    And when I see people dressed as Santa, I can only think that what if that guy is a Pedo, and he likes little kids sitting on his lap.

    TBQFH that seems like a bit of a fucked up outlook to have.

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  • OrthaosOrthaos Member Posts: 51
    Originally posted by pauldriver

    Originally posted by Orthaos


    I celebrate Christmas, but I hate (yes a strong word) Santa
     
    Why? Because Santa acts just like a Pedo, and no one likes Pedos. Santa is too...into little kids. If an ordinary person were to act like Santa, he would be in jail and on the Pedo list.
     
    And when I see people dressed as Santa, I can only think that what if that guy is a Pedo, and he likes little kids sitting on his lap.

    TBQFH that seems like a bit of a fucked up outlook to have.

    Your signature fits quite well with the post you quoted.

  • pauldriverpauldriver Member Posts: 198
    Originally posted by Orthaos

    Originally posted by pauldriver

    Originally posted by Orthaos


    I celebrate Christmas, but I hate (yes a strong word) Santa
     
    Why? Because Santa acts just like a Pedo, and no one likes Pedos. Santa is too...into little kids. If an ordinary person were to act like Santa, he would be in jail and on the Pedo list.
     
    And when I see people dressed as Santa, I can only think that what if that guy is a Pedo, and he likes little kids sitting on his lap.

    TBQFH that seems like a bit of a fucked up outlook to have.

    Your signature fits quite well with the post you quoted.

    Your posts fit quite well with someone who had a bad experience with Santas gift filled sack.

    Jam is sticky.

  • IhmoteppIhmotepp Member Posts: 14,495
    Originally posted by pauldriver


    So what is the jolly fat chimney prowler bringing you guys for christmas? At my age I'm expecting a years worth of shower kits and thick wooly socks...and beer.

     

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  • IhmoteppIhmotepp Member Posts: 14,495
    Originally posted by Orthaos


    I celebrate Christmas, but I hate (yes a strong word) Santa
     
    Why? Because Santa acts just like a Pedo, and no one likes Pedos. Santa is too...into little kids. If an ordinary person were to act like Santa, he would be in jail and on the Pedo list.
     
    And when I see people dressed as Santa, I can only think that what if that guy is a Pedo, and he likes little kids sitting on his lap.

     

    Obviously someone doesn't know the meaning of ho, ho, ho! Santa likes big girls too.

     

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  • pauldriverpauldriver Member Posts: 198

    Where do I shove the batteries?

    Jam is sticky.

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