Advice for the stereotypical gamer

Orthaos

Are you fat? Smelly? Live in your parents basement? Then this thread is for you! Because no one likes a smelly person, not even your mom

 

You will need a laptop for this (since desktops won't work) and well, consoles probably wouldn't work either unless you can somehow hook a tv in the bathroom.

 

So, you are playing a game on your laptop, a singleplayer game of some sort...lets say Call of Duty. You are incredibly smelly and haven't taken a shower in weeks, and a bath won't do you any good, because you will probably turn the water brown. What do you do? You don't want to stop playing Call of Duty. Easy!  Take your laptop into the bathroom, and put it next to the shower (not in of course, that would be idiotic...unless you want a new laptop that is). Now, you can take a shower, and play Call of Duty at the same time. What I suggest is, every time you die, do some more body cleaning...and then play again. Easy as that

 

Now lets say you are playing a MMORPG...this would be similar to a singleplayer game. If you are doing PvE, this is a lot easier because PvE requires less attention, even in raids. I barely do anything in raids, and occasionally press buttons to look like I'm doing something...even then 5 and 10 man ones (though 5 man I need to pay some attention)...and even in hard mode. If you are doing PvP, this is where its similar to a FPS...after you die, clean again, and then get back to PvPing

 

Laptops work best for this of course, unless you set your computer/console in the bathroom...which I guess is possible

 

Hope this helps  Now if you have a laptop, you have no reason to be smelly

totolerototo

You got it backwards sir

mmorpg players arent smelly because they're into mmorpgs, they're into mmorpgs because they are smelly.

fartking7

I don't wash and I don't wipe.  End of story.  You got a problem with that?