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Just came back from watching Machete.

IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142
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If you're a guy and you like breasts, and female nudity, and guns, and over the top violence, and Machetes of course I suggest you go see this.  Hell, if you're a girl and you're into all that stuff as well then go see it, then call me... image

It's one of those movies where you go to see mayhem and don't expect academy award winning acting or a very strong plot.  It's got plenty of eye candy and I can say I was thoroughly entertained.  I don't regret seeing it in theaters, especially since apparently not many people know about this movie or have written it of as crap.  I suppose these kind of movies might be an acquired taste however so make your own call.

This movie has given me a new appreciation for Michelle Rodrigues, as well as Jessica Alba's butt.

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  • GTwanderGTwander Member UncommonPosts: 6,035

    You had me at breastacles.

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  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    Originally posted by GTwander

    You had me at breastacles.

    I figured that I'd at the very least spark your interest.

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • TheHatterTheHatter Member Posts: 2,547

    I plan on seeing it. 

    I like the actor better than anyone in the Expendables at least. 

    Well, maybe except Jet Li and Statham. 

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  • SgtFrogSgtFrog Member Posts: 5,001

    I really wanna see that movie :|

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  • daarcodaarco Member UncommonPosts: 4,275

    Should i "rent" it now from the internet?

  • IhmoteppIhmotepp Member Posts: 14,495

    Pirahna 3d was great, looking forward to Machete.

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  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    Originally posted by daarco

    Should i "rent" it now from the internet?

    I think it depends on weather you're a fan of these kinds of movies or not.  If you're a real fan and enjoy them, then I'd say go see it in theaters.  If not and you just want to see what the rest of us are talkin about then go ahead and "rent" it.

    Not sure how the theaters work in your area, but here I got half price Tuesdays that I take advantage of when a movie comes out that I'm not sure of.

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • FlemFlem Member UncommonPosts: 2,870

    Just recently re-watched Planet Terror and saw the "mock" ad for machette.  Always thought it would be cool if they actually made a movie from one of the mock ads they had through the grindhouse movies.

  • ScalperOneScalperOne Member Posts: 281

    Almost two weeks to wait for my paycheck...two weeks waiting.

    Michelle Rodriguez I alway liked her, very fiesty shortie, my kind a girl. Must see the movie. (Hides from wife.)

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