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My best friend looks just like Megan Fox!

Is it possible to just be friends with a person that you are completely attracted to or would the temptation to elevate the relationship prove to be far too great?

 

I know that I couldn't handle a situation where I had an extremely attractive female friend. I have a lot of female associates but I tend to form a barrier against all hot women getting close to me on a real friendship level because I'm married and I would hate the temptation. To me the situation is like being friends with a talking juicy steak (or tofu burger for veggie heads). At any given moment you might get hungry and look their way..

 

Tell me about your  thoughts or personal experiences. 

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  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662

    I can help you out with this dilemma.  The answer is to simply introduce me to your incredibly hot friend.  Problem solved.

  • LividPandaLividPanda Member Posts: 243

  • GTwanderGTwander Member UncommonPosts: 6,035

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    ~Plus, Megan Fox is "meh" at best. BFD.

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  • seabass2003seabass2003 Member Posts: 4,144

    Does she also have toe thumbs?

     

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  • MrMxyzptlkMrMxyzptlk Member Posts: 141

    hm thats an interesting thumb. That goes to show that no one is perfect.  The thumb doesn't bother me but if she has freaky looking feet then I'm banning her from my eyes. This thread is becoming more entertaining than the actual topic. 

  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662

    Originally posted by seabass2003

    Does she also have toe thumbs?

     

     I read about that last year.  She has what's called brachydactyly which is basically a "clubbed" thumb.  It's genetic.  Calling them toe thumbs reminded me of that Seinfeld episode where Jerry's girlfriend was involved in a tractor accident.  He and George were trying to figure out what might have happened to her.  Costanza suggested that perhaps his girlfriend's thumbs were cut off and they grafted her big toes to her hands to replace her thumbs,  I was trying to find a video of that scene, but it's not been posted.

    But there is at least this gem.

  • thecrapthecrap Member Posts: 433

    Hey man if you love your wife you wont make a mistake its okay to stay friends 

  • ReklawReklaw Member UncommonPosts: 6,495

    Originally posted by MrMxyzptlk

    Is it possible to just be friends with a person that you are completely attracted to or would the temptation to elevate the relationship prove to be far too great?

    Depends are you both single or in a relationship?

     

    I know that I couldn't handle a situation where I had an extremely attractive female friend. I have a lot of female associates but I tend to form a barrier against all hot women getting close to me on a real friendship level because I'm married and I would hate the temptation. To me the situation is like being friends with a talking juicy steak (or tofu burger for veggie heads). At any given moment you might get hungry and look their way..

    ah okay you're married, but still it's good to get hungry, aslong you eat at home image

     

    Tell me about your  thoughts or personal experiences. 

    Oh and must say Megan Fox only looks hot  when she's wearing make-up, without she is a very average looking girl/woman, absolutely nothing special as the world tries to make her look. Kinda with most of the so-called "most beautifull celebirty woman" With make-up we think WOW, without you will pass on them instantly in most cases.

  • SHOE788SHOE788 Member Posts: 700

    Originally posted by Reklaw

    Originally posted by MrMxyzptlk

    Is it possible to just be friends with a person that you are completely attracted to or would the temptation to elevate the relationship prove to be far too great?

    Depends are you both single or in a relationship?

     

    I know that I couldn't handle a situation where I had an extremely attractive female friend. I have a lot of female associates but I tend to form a barrier against all hot women getting close to me on a real friendship level because I'm married and I would hate the temptation. To me the situation is like being friends with a talking juicy steak (or tofu burger for veggie heads). At any given moment you might get hungry and look their way..

    ah okay you're married, but still it's good to get hungry, aslong you eat at home image

     

    Tell me about your  thoughts or personal experiences. 

    Oh and must say Megan Fox only looks hot  when she's wearing make-up, without she is a very average looking girl/woman, absolutely nothing special as the world tries to make her look. Kinda with most of the so-called "most beautifull celebirty woman" With make-up we think WOW, without you will pass on them instantly in most cases.

     Pretty much the case with anything. If you doctor it up and photoshop it looks perfect.

    I think women with flaws are much more beautiful than perfect women though.

  • ChieftanChieftan Member UncommonPosts: 1,188

    Originally posted by MrMxyzptlk

    Is it possible to just be friends with a person that you are completely attracted to or would the temptation to elevate the relationship prove to be far too great?

     

    I know that I couldn't handle a situation where I had an extremely attractive female friend. I have a lot of female associates but I tend to form a barrier against all hot women getting close to me on a real friendship level because I'm married and I would hate the temptation. To me the situation is like being friends with a talking juicy steak (or tofu burger for veggie heads). At any given moment you might get hungry and look their way..

     

    Tell me about your  thoughts or personal experiences. 

    1) You're afraid of being friends with someone while your wife is flirting with guys at work

    2) She does that because it releases sexual tension without actually "going there"

    3) Your wife probably thinks you're a socially retarded pussy

    4)Don't ever use "tofu" in a sentence ever again.  Just go ahead and eliminate it from your vocabulary completely.

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  • MrMxyzptlkMrMxyzptlk Member Posts: 141
    Originally posted by Chieftan


    Originally posted by MrMxyzptlk

    Is it possible to just be friends with a person that you are completely attracted to or would the temptation to elevate the relationship prove to be far too great?
     
    I know that I couldn't handle a situation where I had an extremely attractive female friend. I have a lot of female associates but I tend to form a barrier against all hot women getting close to me on a real friendship level because I'm married and I would hate the temptation. To me the situation is like being friends with a talking juicy steak (or tofu burger for veggie heads). At any given moment you might get hungry and look their way..
     
    Tell me about your  thoughts or personal experiences. 

    1) You're afraid of being friends with someone while your wife is flirting with guys at work

    2) She does that because it releases sexual tension without actually "going there"

    3) Your wife probably thinks you're a socially retarded pussy

    4)Don't ever use "tofu" in a sentence ever again.  Just go ahead and eliminate it from your vocabulary completely.

     

    I'm sorry but Ill probably never reach your mega playboy status. Excuse me while I enjoy my tofu.
  • MrMxyzptlkMrMxyzptlk Member Posts: 141
    I'm actually not looking for advice. I'm just wondering how guys like chieftan maintains a strict friendship with so many attractive women without crossing the line.
  • seabass2003seabass2003 Member Posts: 4,144

    Originally posted by MrMxyzptlk

    Originally posted by Chieftan

    Originally posted by MrMxyzptlk

    Is it possible to just be friends with a person that you are completely attracted to or would the temptation to elevate the relationship prove to be far too great?

     

    I know that I couldn't handle a situation where I had an extremely attractive female friend. I have a lot of female associates but I tend to form a barrier against all hot women getting close to me on a real friendship level because I'm married and I would hate the temptation. To me the situation is like being friends with a talking juicy steak (or tofu burger for veggie heads). At any given moment you might get hungry and look their way..

     

    Tell me about your  thoughts or personal experiences. 

    1) You're afraid of being friends with someone while your wife is flirting with guys at work

    2) She does that because it releases sexual tension without actually "going there"

    3) Your wife probably thinks you're a socially retarded pussy

    4)Don't ever use "tofu" in a sentence ever again.  Just go ahead and eliminate it from your vocabulary completely.

     

    I'm sorry but Ill probably never reach your mega playboy status. Excuse me while I enjoy my tofu.

    In America I have bad teeth. If I lived in England my teeth would be perfect.

  • MrMxyzptlkMrMxyzptlk Member Posts: 141

    It's okay to revoke one card. The manhood agency just threw as many as they had on hand at me when they saw me coming. I am Legion, for I am many. 

  • TechleoTechleo Member Posts: 1,984

       Personally I dont have any issues with hot woman. I just flirt, I release stress, and maintain composure. If I were to avoid them I would get into trouble.

  • MrMxyzptlkMrMxyzptlk Member Posts: 141

    Originally posted by Techleo

       Personally I dont have any issues with hot woman. I just flirt, I release stress, and maintain composure. If I were to avoid them I would get into trouble.

    Flirting is much different than getting into a close friendship with one. I flirt/converse all the time in person with attractive women.  When THEY ask me for my number or to hang out some place other than where I am I always make up an excuse because I'm already in a relationship. They may just want a friendship or something else but I know myself and I'll just cut it off right there. 

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    Originally posted by MrMxyzptlk

    Originally posted by Techleo

       Personally I dont have any issues with hot woman. I just flirt, I release stress, and maintain composure. If I were to avoid them I would get into trouble.

    Flirting is much different than getting into a close friendship with one. I flirt/converse all the time in person with attractive women.  When THEY ask me for my number or to hang out some place other than where I am I always make up an excuse because I'm already in a relationship. They may just want a friendship or something else but I know myself and I'll just cut it off right there. 

    Why make up excuses whe the truth is always an option.  Be a man.  Tell them straight up that you're taken.

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • MrMxyzptlkMrMxyzptlk Member Posts: 141
    Originally posted by Illius


    Originally posted by MrMxyzptlk


    Originally posted by Techleo


       Personally I dont have any issues with hot woman. I just flirt, I release stress, and maintain composure. If I were to avoid them I would get into trouble.

    Flirting is much different than getting into a close friendship with one. I flirt/converse all the time in person with attractive women.  When THEY ask me for my number or to hang out some place other than where I am I always make up an excuse because I'm already in a relationship. They may just want a friendship or something else but I know myself and I'll just cut it off right there. 

    Why make up excuses whe the truth is always an option.  Be a man.  Tell them straight up that you're taken.

     

    They already know that but they still ask me, but in the spirit of flirting I make up a second nonsensical excuse.
  • ChieftanChieftan Member UncommonPosts: 1,188

    Originally posted by MrMxyzptlk

    I'm actually not looking for advice. I'm just wondering how guys like chieftan maintains a strict friendship with so many attractive women without crossing the line.

    Well you asked for our thoughts and that's what you got. 

    Seriously if you can't talk to women without getting a hardon, your wife probably does think you're pathetic.  We all know attractive women whether its at work, friends or wherever you like to hang out(in your case I'm guessing its not the bar).  In spite of all that most of us can get through the day without carrying on like a complete tool.

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  • What is this...tofu? Is it a Chinese martial art like Kung Fu? Because it doesn't sound very awesome.

  • SgtFrogSgtFrog Member Posts: 5,001

    It is not cheating as long as your wife does not find out.

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  • FlyingbottleFlyingbottle Member Posts: 47

    Tofu (??, Japanese t?fu, Chinese dòufu, Korean doobu?), or bean curd[3] is a food made by coagulating soy milk, and then pressing the resulting curds into soft white blocks. It is of Chinese origin,[4] and part of East Asian and Southeast Asian cuisine such as Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Indonesian, Vietnamese,[5] and others.[6] There are many different varieties of tofu, including fresh tofu and tofu that has been processed in some way. Tofu has very little flavor or smell on its own, so it can be used either in savory or sweet dishes, and is often seasoned or marinated to suit the dish.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tofu

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  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    I really hope you didn't think Sawtooth was serious.....

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662

    Originally posted by Illius

    I really hope you didn't think Sawtooth was serious.....

     I'm just hoping SgtFrog wasn't serious.  If so, I would certainly hate to be his wife.

  • MrMxyzptlkMrMxyzptlk Member Posts: 141

    Originally posted by Chieftan

    Originally posted by MrMxyzptlk

    I'm actually not looking for advice. I'm just wondering how guys like chieftan maintains a strict friendship with so many attractive women without crossing the line.

    Well you asked for our thoughts and that's what you got. 

    Seriously if you can't talk to women without getting a hardon, your wife probably does think you're pathetic.  We all know attractive women whether its at work, friends or wherever you like to hang out(in your case I'm guessing its not the bar).  In spite of all that most of us can get through the day without carrying on like a complete tool.

     

    I asked for your thoughts on the very first sentence (the only one that has a question mark) and then participated in my own discussion. Tell me about your experience having a strict, nothing ever but friends relationship with a very attractive woman instead of putting on a tough guy act critiquing mine. Its very easy to critique others.

    I'm talking about a real friend. Too many people slap the word friend on people that are actually associates. I'm talking about a person you hang out with...tell personal experiences to...they're there for you when you need them....add a pretty face and an amazing body to this friend and you're in trouble if you aren't single. Don't tell me that you can turn off your urges like a switch.

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