Wifeaggro the Boss

69Cuda

So I have been thinking about and categorizing differant approaches to the genre in general. And while I was dwelling on the old style UO approach (which I thought was phenominal at the time) of stirring things up with thier players by having Lord British enter the game and starting events, GM's entering the game world and taking control of differant mobs etc and fell asleep ........

 

I had this dream of a spawned in MOB controlled by a GM.  It was a 10 meter tall blond female Boss in an apron with a meatcleaver named Wifeaggro.

So my question to the community is if you saw this spawn in the game in your home city etc would you:

A: Run like hell or..

B: Do everything in your power to roflstomp her into the ground

And finally if this was a real event what type of loot would you expect from such a Boss?

 

PS: Me personally Id have to go with a 30 day free game time card or something to that effect to make it worth fighting :)P

fnorgby

Every single married man knows the answer to this instinctively. 

You HIDE as fast as you can.   Her special attack is called Honeydew, and it's nasty.  You do not want to be anywhere around when she casts it.  For some reason, high frequency energy seems to trigger it -- such as from a TV.  Especially on Sunday afternoons.

VenDyne

You can try fighting, but the penalties will demolish you. XD

Better run than to face a fate worse than death. :P

stayontarget

You start spamming your debuff skills (flowers candy take out the trash wash dishes) and hope to god the boss is on a short timer.