The WoT drinking song

StealthBomb

A work in progress, sung to the tune of "McNamara's Band" (which you might hear being sung drunkenly on St. Patrick's Day, or perhaps coming from an ice cream truck)

 

 

There's a Maus and giant arty

I'm Tier 7 tank.

I would leave my base,

but I would feel such pain.

I will run around pretending

that I matter in this match.

But the truth of the matter is

the devs can kiss my ass.

 

 

Oh they say it is a free game,

and it's true up to a point.

But later, even when you win,

you'll end up losing coin.

They hope by then you'll feel invested,

and you'll stick around and pay.

But some of us have realized,

they planned it just this way.

 

 

Thereeeeeee's a Maus and giant arty

I'm a Tier 7 tank.

Vaporized by IS-7's

I can't even scratch the flank.

I will run around pretending

that I matter in this match.

But the truth of the matter is,

the devs can kiss my ass.

 

 

If you make a post that's critical,

they ban you for a day.

They will ban you for forever

if you suggest they change their ways.

I can't recommend you give them money,

as a freebie it's not bad.

But World of Tanks, as "premium",

is just not where it's at.

 

 

Thereeeeeeee's a Maus and giant arty,

I'm just a Tier 7 tank.

Nuked from orbit by Jadgtigers,

why was matching made this way?

I will run around pretending

that I matter in this match.

But the truth of the matter is,

The devs can kiss my ass.

 

 

Thank you, good night! Flame if you must, but you know there's more than a bit of truth in there.

 

RogueTroopa

totally spot on. I would post this on their forum BUT i'm banned for freedom of speech. lol.