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Woman calls police on boyfriend for excessive "gas passing"

ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662
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Police responded to a 911 call for what they thought was a domestic violence situation.  When they arrived, they found a woman pleading with her boyfriend to stop breaking wind.  Grin

Neighbors said they heard a woman yelling, "Stop!" and "No!", and also heard "loud noises" in between shouts.

No charges were filed.
 

This story stinks

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  • AelfinnAelfinn Member Posts: 3,857
    We just might have to redefine domestic abuse over this one.

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  • GruntyGrunty Member EpicPosts: 8,657
    Originally posted by Aelfinn
    We just might have to redefine domestic abuse over this one.

    What would the penalty be for a dutch oven?

    "I used to think the worst thing in life was to be all alone.  It's not.  The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone."  Robin Williams
  • TorgrimTorgrim Member CommonPosts: 2,088
    Originally posted by Zindaihas

    Police responded to a 911 call for what they thought was a domestic violence situation.  When they arrived, they found a woman pleading with her boyfriend to stop breaking wind.  Grin

    Neighbors said they heard a woman yelling, "Stop!" and "No!", and also heard "loud noises" in between shouts.

    No charges were filed.
     

    This story stinks

     

    LOL

    If it's not broken, you are not innovating.

  • ElikalElikal Member UncommonPosts: 7,912
    RL is always many times more weird, bizzare and unexpected than any fiction. ;)

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  • TheSlitherTheSlither Member Posts: 59
    :) this could only happend in america.
  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662
    Originally posted by TheSlither
    :) this could only happend in america.

    Why's that?  Are Americans the only ones who produce gas?

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