Here's to you, "Real men of MMO's"

Rusque

Here's to you Mr. Always Regrets Pre-Purchasing Early Access Versions,

It takes real gusto to pull the trigger when all you have is promises,

It happened soo fast!

You take great pride in mentions that you're in Alpha in every forum post you make,

Alpha access is the best tho!

Then weeks after launch you finally realize they didn't deliver what you wanted,

Those conniving jerkfaces!

Finally, you dedicate the remainder of your time bashing the game under an alt account,

That'll teach 'em!

We salute you Mr. Always Regrest Pre-purchasing Early Access Versions

 

 

Here's to you Mr. Claims Every Game is Pay2Win

You see what others can't with your ever-vigilant eyes,

Ohhhh like a hawk!

10% exp bonus while leveling? That's P2W! You say,

Spread the word!

Did they just release a new hat in the cash shop? Can't get it in-game?

Don't let them trick youuuu!

You even know when you're being bamboozled by a collector's edition pre-order,

Fight the power!

We salute you Mr. Claims Every Game is Pay2Win

 

 

Here's to you Mr. You Can Only Like One Game at a Time

You've made the right choice, the best choice,

Your gaaame is the best!

Those suckers are being fooled by marketing,

Give them a McDonald's analogyyyy!

You spent your time wondering how everyone else can be so dumb,

Whaaat were they thinking!

They say they're also playing your game? But why keeping playing that other inferior one at the same time?

Scrubs are completely clueless!

We salute you Mr. You Can Only Like One Game at a Time

 

 

I was gonna do a bunch more, but hey, add your own for the funz!

 

CrazKanuk

*sigh* oh you! It's funny because it's true. 

 

They should really make a Reality TV Show about this though. 

Bladestrom

I doff my hat to - Mr mmorpg Is dying.

All mmorpg's I play are copies of wow! if only they had the features I love in wow he declares blindly.

I don't need to play with people in mmorpg's because I have a real life he proudly announces.

Single player games are more popular and mmorpg are niche. they will therefore die he predicts.

all modern MMORPG fail to achieve the same sub rate as wow and so they will fail - Its what he predicted 1/3/6/12 months ago he correctly advises.

I don't like rpg features therefore mmorpg should be MMO's without the rpg elements because that's what the market demands he teaches us.

Battlerock

Lol  nice job,  and for the record,  I  am  one of them.  

OhhPaigey

Lmao!

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Gosh.. men suck.

But mini oreo diets don't!

vadio123

Nice........!

filmoret

I always like to hear the good ole days were so much better.  Or why can't the industry come out with anything new?  The era is dying because only one game was able to do it correctly.  They are completely blind not allowing themselves to see the beauty in so many other games.  No game is perfect but a lot of them have some really good and original ideas.

 

Here's to you negative forum poster. 

Stays up late at night only to try and puke all over any forum post that says anything good about anything at all.

Everything is bad and the industry is dying and the suits are the blame.

Battlerock

Here's get  you Mr.  Elder Scrolls Online  is the second coming  and greatest game ever.  You spend endless hours running in Cryodil and your kids spend endless hours crying for food because you spent your whole paycheck on elder scrolls online cash shop goodies,  but you really are a hero,  just look at your shiny armor and magnificent video game warhorse.  

Get a job you filthy kids. 

OneEyeRed

Golf clap OP hilarious!

AlBQuirky

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Originally posted by Bladestrom
I doff my hat to - Mr mmorpg Is dying.All mmorpg's I play are copies of wow! if only they had the features I love in wow he declares blindly.I don't need to play with people in mmorpg's because I have a real life he proudly announces.Single player games are more popular and mmorpg are niche. they will therefore die he predicts.all modern MMORPG fail to achieve the same sub rate as wow and so they will fail - Its what he predicted 1/3/6/12 months ago he correctly advises.I don't like rpg features therefore mmorpg should be MMO's without the rpg elements because that's what the market demands he teaches us.

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For the "Predictor", don't forget to add the link to the post predicting doom!

A great laugh for me OP and others. Nothing to add, though. I see which category of "Real Men of MMOs" I fit in
(puffs up chest...)

Foomerang

Here's to you, Mr. MMO website editor
Mr. MMO website eeeditor!
Sure you hate those titty ads, but you hate the thought of having to get a real job more
its a necessary evil
And who needs real sources when you have Reddit
over three million boxes sold in China
Holding your staff accountable for yellow journalism? Not in your job description
they said it not me!
We salute you, Mr. MMO website editor.

snoopeh

This is a great post  

Leethe

After all this time, that post was was actually worth reading.