Are there any active political maneuvering, military strategizing historically bent nation sims that were like the old fall of rome one I payed for but never found games for?
Are there any active political maneuvering, military strategizing historically bent nation sims that were like the old fall of rome one I payed for but never found games for?
Medieval II??
Here is someones positive "review" of the game on the steam store. If this doesnt make you want to buy the game I dunno what will.
>stroll into a game store >find medieval 2 total war on disc >grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register >"Pardon me, milady...but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead..." >she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves >her eyes widen as she reads the game's title >"Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special taste!" >I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind >"lel ♥♥♥♥♥♥ buying a total war game buy civ 5 u noob thats where the real ♥♥♥♥ is at!" >I quickly turn around, and look for where the voice came from >dude with a call of duty shirt is standing there smiling >"Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady." >"strategy ♥♥♥♥♥♥" >I smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them >"As you wish..." >I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react >he bellows and charges forward >I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter >I draw my sword-cane and drive it deep into his back >"square formation noob" >As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers >"So...maybe you'd like to play a no-cav match on that game sometime...? >"No thanks, milady, I prefer to play the Campaign as England by myself.. Besides..." >I sheath my sword >"I'm pro at these games, noob." >skate away on my Heelys
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Here is someones positive "review" of the game on the steam store. If this doesnt make you want to buy the game I dunno what will.
Roran_Wolfsbane Review
>stroll into a game store
>find medieval 2 total war on disc
>grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register
>"Pardon me, milady...but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead..."
>she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves
>her eyes widen as she reads the game's title
>"Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special taste!"
>I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind
>"lel ♥♥♥♥♥♥ buying a total war game buy civ 5 u noob thats where the real ♥♥♥♥ is at!"
>I quickly turn around, and look for where the voice came from
>dude with a call of duty shirt is standing there smiling
>"Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady."
>"strategy ♥♥♥♥♥♥"
>I smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them
>"As you wish..."
>I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react
>he bellows and charges forward
>I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter
>I draw my sword-cane and drive it deep into his back
>"square formation noob"
>As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers
>"So...maybe you'd like to play a no-cav match on that game sometime...?
>"No thanks, milady, I prefer to play the Campaign as England by myself.. Besides..."
>I sheath my sword
>"I'm pro at these games, noob."
>skate away on my Heelys
LOL!