What do your badges say?

learis1

I just got the "10 comments" badge. It's message was rather hilarious:

"This is how you get to places. Keep up your posting."

I'm going places everyone!!! Finally!

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So now I'd like to see what all the other badges say... if you're willing to share the secret message of your highly prized badges.

Cleffy

The badges go up to rank 5 for 1000 posts, and up to 5 for anniversaries.

Flem

Photogenic

Little things like uploading a profile picture, make our community a better place. Thanks!