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Domino's Pizza Commercials - Why Are They So Stupid?

NeptusNeptus Member UncommonPosts: 988
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Seriously, why do they suck so much? I'm trying to watch colts beat jacksonville and everytime it breaks to commercials they spam that new fudge brownie thing.
Even before that specific commercial they air the most down-syndromed commercials ever.

Anybody else think this way?

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  • StANDY1338StANDY1338 Member Posts: 49
    we only get the simpsons one.

  • InflictionInfliction Member Posts: 1,115

    Originally posted by Neptus

    Seriously, why do they suck so much? I'm trying to watch colts beat jacksonville and everytime it breaks to commercials they spam that new fudge brownie thing.
    Even before that specific commercial they air the most down-syndromed commercials ever.
    Anybody else think this way?
    They figured out they don't have to be too creative as long as they get the point across... And for some reason "Run, fudgums, run!" won't get out of my head after I watch that damn commercial.

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  • ImpacatusImpacatus Member Posts: 436

    I haven't seen the ones your talking about, since I don't have a tv these days, but the commercials I've always disliked were the Old Navy ones.  They are really annoying and make no sense.

    The Dairy Queen commercials aren't high on my list either.

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  • JorevJorev Member Posts: 1,500

    Dominos saw how successful WoW has become by dummying down the MMOG genre, that they decided to dummy down their commercials and appeal to the same sheepish masses.

    Dominos is some of the worst pizza anyways, I wouldn't even call it pizza as that is insulting to any real pizza.

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  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050
    My current favorite marketing campaign is the "One good decision among many bad ones" by Vonage. The commercial where the fat guy dumps the hot rich girl is effin hilarious.

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  • MuraisMurais Member UncommonPosts: 1,118
        Worst commercial ever is that commercial for "Head-On", which I'm very skeptical as to if it even works to begin with.

  • kimosabekimosabe Member Posts: 516

    Making horrible commercials is a pretty effective advertising strategy. They don't spend a huge budget on facy effects and people who can pretend to act, plus the complete absurdity of the commercials sticks with you and you remember that company specifically. I can name numerous commercials that are horrible, and could've been done better by high school freshman on a 12 dollar budget, and those are the names that stick with you. I'm sure everyone's seen an excellent commercial (not necessarily funny) at one time or another, and wanted to tell someone about it, but just couldn't remember the name. That's why bad commercials work.

    As for the worst commercial I've ever seen: pHreedom Hemmoroid (sp?) Cream from the makers of Head-On.
    Just think if they went with a cut-and-pasted script for that one:
    "pHreedom Hemmoroid Cream, applied directly to the ass." (6x)

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  • StANDY1338StANDY1338 Member Posts: 49
    the frostys advert made me want to kill people.

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