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  • ChronicRickChronicRick Member Posts: 569




    P.S.  This is dumb




    image Yordo is right, this thread needs to end. Hopefully an admin will just lock this waste of space.

    Do I say this because the latest entry in the story chain stated that I had a small...thing? Maybe.

    Oh yes, I broke a story chain. I'm cursed forever. image

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    btw..it never said you have a small "thing'

    you made that up...perv imageimage

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  • YordoYordo Member Posts: 831


    EDIT: Please let this thing end image

  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry

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  • YordoYordo Member Posts: 831

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack. image Then he killed Murts ghost

    Then I punch this thread and hope it dies image

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when he decided to kill

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  • YordoYordo Member Posts: 831

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when he decided to kill

    God help us all

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when he decided to kill some babies by abortion.

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  • YordoYordo Member Posts: 831

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when he decided to kill some babies by abortion.

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  • ChronicRickChronicRick Member Posts: 569

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when he decided to kill some babies by abortion. Then John Kerry burned down a church

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when he decided to kill some babies by abortion. Then John Kerry burned down a church. John Kerry was then found as the best friend of terrorists.

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  • Smelly_ArmorSmelly_Armor Member UncommonPosts: 571

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when he decided to kill some babies by abortion. Then John Kerry burned down a church. John Kerry was then found as the best friend of terrorists. He was selling Mary Kay products door to door to raise money for


    "The probability of someone watching you is porportional to the stupidity of your action." Hartley's 1st Law

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  • ChronicRickChronicRick Member Posts: 569

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when he decided to kill some babies by abortion. Then John Kerry burned down a church. John Kerry was then found as the best friend of terrorists. He was selling Mary Kay products door to door to raise money for baby-eaters of America

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when he decided to kill some babies by abortion. Then John Kerry burned down a church. John Kerry was then found as the best friend of terrorists. He was selling Mary Kay products door to door to raise money for baby-eaters of America because he eats babies.

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when he decided to kill some babies by abortion. Then John Kerry burned down a church. John Kerry was then found as the best friend of terrorists. He was selling Mary Kay products door to door to raise money for baby-eaters of America because he eats babies.

    One day while admin

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  • LostarLostar Member UncommonPosts: 891
    liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when he decided to kill some babies by abortion. Then John Kerry burned down a church. John Kerry was then found as the best friend of terrorists. He was selling Mary Kay products door to door to raise money for baby-eaters of America because he eats babies.

    One day while admin sat down eating babies

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when he decided to kill some babies by abortion. Then John Kerry burned down a church. John Kerry was then found as the best friend of terrorists. He was selling Mary Kay products door to door to raise money for baby-eaters of America because he eats babies.

    One day while admin sat down eating babies, but not really cause he's a good republican, he

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  • ChronicRickChronicRick Member Posts: 569

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when he decided to kill some babies by abortion. Then John Kerry burned down a church. John Kerry was then found as the best friend of terrorists. He was selling Mary Kay products door to door to raise money for baby-eaters of America because he eats babies.

    One day while admin sat down eating babies, but not really cause he's a good republican, he saw Dick Cheney Defacating on an American flag.


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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when he decided to kill some babies by abortion. Then John Kerry burned down a church. John Kerry was then found as the best friend of terrorists. He was selling Mary Kay products door to door to raise money for baby-eaters of America because he eats babies.

    One day while admin sat down eating babies, but not really cause he's a good republican, he saw Dick Cheney Defacating on an American flag. ChronickRick got hit by a bullet in the eye that came out of the sky...image

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  • LostarLostar Member UncommonPosts: 891

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when he decided to kill some babies by abortion. Then John Kerry burned down a church. John Kerry was then found as the best friend of terrorists. He was selling Mary Kay products door to door to raise money for baby-eaters of America because he eats babies.

    One day while admin sat down eating babies, but not really cause he's a good republican, he saw Dick Cheney Defacating on an American flag. ChronickRick got hit by a bullet in the eye that came out of the sky...image

    After the master baiter finished

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when he decided to kill some babies by abortion. Then John Kerry burned down a church. John Kerry was then found as the best friend of terrorists. He was selling Mary Kay products door to door to raise money for baby-eaters of America because he eats babies.

    One day while admin sat down eating babies, but not really cause he's a good republican, he saw Dick Cheney Defacating on an American flag. ChronickRick got hit by a bullet in the eye that came out of the sky...image

    After the master baiter finished baiting fish he

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  • FishfoodFishfood Member UncommonPosts: 5

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when he decided to kill some babies by abortion. Then John Kerry burned down a church. John Kerry was then found as the best friend of terrorists. He was selling Mary Kay products door to door to raise money for baby-eaters of America because he eats babies.

    One day while admin sat down eating babies, but not really cause he's a good republican, he saw Dick Cheney Defacating on an American flag. ChronickRick got hit by a bullet in the eye that came out of the sky...image

    After the master baiter finished baiting fish he also bite Fishfood

    Everything written above is purely fictional and any resembelence to real life is just a coinsidence... or maby not

    Everything written above is purely fictional and any resemblance to real life is just a coincidence... or maybe not

  • GundamitGundamit Member Posts: 268

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when he decided to kill some babies by abortion. Then John Kerry burned down a church. John Kerry was then found as the best friend of terrorists. He was selling Mary Kay products door to door to raise money for baby-eaters of America because he eats babies.

    One day while admin sat down eating babies, but not really cause he's a good republican, he saw Dick Cheney Defacating on an American flag. ChronickRick got hit by a bullet in the eye that came out of the sky...image

    After the master baiter finished baiting fish he also bite Fishfood


    Everything written above is purely fictional and any resembelence to real life is just a coinsidence... or maby not so that is that.

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    Once upon a time there was a little frog with an uzi and a tulip, that liked to shoot bad democrats. One day he was walking down town while eating his uzi and chocolate covered tulips when he saw nothing at all. He then started to play with his little blue ball. "FFXI is kool to this one fool..." says the tulips whom he was a secret spy.

    Admin was walking in a dark valley. When he fell into a small hole in the ground that was filled with hot spaghetti sauce! He then began to spew Coke and partly chewed Cheetos. All of a sudden a girl looked into his oversized clown eyes in the sauce. "He looks tasty!" said the three eyed Jenna Jameson look alike! Then the look alike said, "Got meatballs in your left ear!" Admin yelled for his guard dog, "Pompus!" who then proceeded to hump on Jenna's fat hairy leg.

    Meanwhile, in Florida, their was a prankster called Bob. He rather enjoyed playing with his 'My Little Pony' collection on the schoolbus. Murt lives in Florida but prefers playing the Soldner Beta. Murt and Bob went to the bus station and bought a set of giant rubber duckies, and M16's in order to steal all the ponys. Then, they went to sleep in a very big flat bed truck. When they woke up a giant caterpillar was in front of its spaceship, saying "please pet me you stupid pony lovers." So Murt said, "Kiss me Jessica Simpson." then the caterpillar killed Murt dead. Fortunately a cleric was not nearby, so murt had to stay dead.

    Then from out of Admin's cave lair a giant black cockroach came out. It began to do pushups on Admin's back. In which he began to play FFXI with it. After hours of hours of the same thing, thinking some anonymous people have dull imaginations so he decided to beat his head against the black cockroach. After the senseless beating Gundamit came out of the cockroaches big dark anal butt hole. He then kicked Murt's ass but Murt was already dead, Or maybe not? FFXI is teh roxor. Lineage 2 is teh roxor. Then the cockroach killed both SE and NCSOFT staffs. It also raped Gundamit and ChronicRick.

    So the moral of this story is......wait is no moral! But cover your butt because Adreal is coming! ...and Murt mysteriously died of natural causes...By bullet holes that flew out of ChronicRick's butt.

    THE END was near for jlover was infected with STDs

    THE END was near for Andreal because the universe implodes in very tiny peaces of poo. Maximane was walking doing absolutely nothing but eating a plate of raw mountain oysters and some nice juicy eyeballs. While he was eating, this thread ended.

    Virdia was walking when a car KICKED HIS BITCHASS by accident. Therefore Virdia died and did not end the thread. So the Admin called and said "Watch your language!"

    John Kerry then jumped out of Maximane's ear and into a donkey's anus. "Ahhh.....nice place." he said. Then he changed his views because Murt was there, and because he's a flip-flop.

    The ground began to shake as the Anus began to erupt and fire heat seeking missiles at Virdia's BITCHASS.

    ChronicRick then got hit by the Ebola virus while he had lunch causing him to fart a tune repeatedly. He then died.

    Then a LONGER paragraph started to frolic and dance and stole Murts money Luckily Jer_Lord was shot the finger by ChronicRick dipped in crap; who then beat Murt's face with ChronicRick's crap finger. Murt then died because of ChronicRick's stench. then jet_lord killed the stink and Murt. Jet_lord then died of a heart attack.  Then he killed Murts ghost. Murt then came back to life and got killed by Jets ghost. And ChronicRick pissed on his grave with something very small. It was so small, that you couldn't...

    John Kerry was raising taxes when he decided to kill some babies by abortion. Then John Kerry burned down a church. John Kerry was then found as the best friend of terrorists. He was selling Mary Kay products door to door to raise money for baby-eaters of America because he eats babies.

    One day while admin sat down eating babies, but not really cause he's a good republican, he saw Dick Cheney Defacating on an American flag. ChronickRick got hit by a bullet in the eye that came out of the sky...image

    After the master baiter finished baiting fish he also bite Fishfood Admin shot him.

    Gundamit

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