Girls with Ads on their Pants....

Rikimaru_X · July 2007

So I see girls walking around with words on the back of their shorts/pants like, holister (whatever that is), colors like pink, hands off, cheer, booty, mud, wobble, blah blah blah....although I never seen one say, "GAP" before. I have been trying to think of a clever approach to girls who wear these things. I mean if you want me to read your booty then I will, but hopefully girls who wear these arn't false advertizements. Like when girls wear shirts like, "Got Beer?" and when you say you have it they say, "No thanks"....even when I don't drink.

Ok, how about this. Say you see a girl with a nice booty with, "Pink" on the back of their shorts. What would be somthing clever to say to them? Not a hit line, but somthing clever. Maybe somthing like, "I just wanted to let you know I'm all about the color pink too..." (maybe that was kinda lame) or somthin. I just actually want to get at a girl by what they wear as a conversation starter....and I like booty shorts with text.

Elapsed · July 2007

Try saying, "Nice a$$"

She will act like she is offended, but I gaurantee you will make her day.

Rikimaru_X · July 2007

*slowly cracks a smile* Forgot about that one.

Elapsed · July 2007

Originally posted by Rikimaru_X
"I just wanted to let you know I'm all about the color pink too..."

That sounds dirty. You should clarify it by saying, "I like pink clothes too."

Or if you see GAP, ask them if they work at GAP.

"Excuse me do you work at GAP?"
"What?"
"I was just staring at the back of your pants."

Amalaric · July 2007

Just say: "You have ads on your pants and I have ants in mine, would you like to get it on?"

Cooktastico · July 2007

the worst is when the + size girls have PNK on the back

i go ohio university, and once i saw a girl with OO something fierce gobbled up the HI

Umbrood · July 2007

"Excuse me Miss, but I just had to ask, pink what?"

EggFtegg · July 2007

Originally posted by Cooktastico

the worst is when the + size girls have PNK on the back
i go ohio university, and once i saw a girl with OO something fierce gobbled up the HI

Maybe she only says "HI" to special friends

Cabe2323 · July 2007

Best lines that you can use are just being yourself. If you try to use something forced or cheesy they will know. Trust me Girls will not appreciate any line that you come up with about their ass. They wear clothes like that to be fashionable not so guys will stare at their butts. They know guys will do that no matter what they wear.

Edit*** Wow that was my 1000 post. Pretty crummy 1000th post.

Dekron · July 2007

How about asking:

Riki: "Excuse me?"

Girl: "Yes"

Riki: "I just wanted to read what was on your shorts"

Girl: "What? Ohh." *Turns around to show you* "It says xxxx"

Riki: "Ahh ok. Thank you."

Turn around and slowly walk away and see if she was intrigued that you went to speak with her and not give her some stupid pick up line. If she would give you the time of day she will most likely try and talk to you. Using cheesy pick up lines does not work. You need to be more casual and not look like you're looking to get laid.

Edit: Or in the case of holister simply ask what it means.

RedwoodSap · July 2007

What about girls with the tramp stamp. Shouldn't I expect sex on demand from them?

Cooktastico · July 2007

Originally posted by RedwoodSap

What about girls with the tramp stamp. Shouldn't I expect sex on demand from them?

yes, especially if they smoke. it's simple odds.

Agricola1 · July 2007

"Do you have that written on your underwear?"

or the old faithfull line "How much?"

or one of my favourites "Would you be offended if I told you that your body makes me really horny?"

cheesy "You know instead of "Pink" it should say "Made in Heaven""

modjoe86 · July 2007

Originally posted by Cabe2323

Best lines that you can use are just being yourself. If you try to use something forced or cheesy they will know. Trust me Girls will not appreciate any line that you come up with about their ass. They wear clothes like that to be fashionable not so guys will stare at their butts. They know guys will do that no matter what they wear.

Edit*** Wow that was my 1000 post. Pretty crummy 1000th post.

You must not have seen the Dave Chapelle stand up. She may not be a whore, but she sure is wearing a whore's uniform. And congrats sir.

Any sorority slut wearing those shorts with "Pink" on the ass, even if the shorts are blue, I assume to be a rich, bmw driving girl with a tendency to spread her legs. If she wants me to think otherwise, she shouldn't dress the way she does.

If I wore a police uniform one day, most people would assume I were an officer. Same concept.

Skinny1 · July 2007

Originally posted by modjoe86

You must not have seen the Dave Chapelle stand up.

Dave Chapelle rules! Funniest man alive imo.

oh, and girls with ads on their pants are cool too.

b0rderline99 · July 2007

well if it gives you an excuse to look......

Cabe2323 · July 2007

Originally posted by modjoe86

Originally posted by Cabe2323

Best lines that you can use are just being yourself. If you try to use something forced or cheesy they will know. Trust me Girls will not appreciate any line that you come up with about their ass. They wear clothes like that to be fashionable not so guys will stare at their butts. They know guys will do that no matter what they wear.

Edit*** Wow that was my 1000 post. Pretty crummy 1000th post.

You must not have seen the Dave Chapelle stand up. She may not be a whore, but she sure is wearing a whore's uniform. And congrats sir.

Any sorority slut wearing those shorts with "Pink" on the ass, even if the shorts are blue, I assume to be a rich, bmw driving girl with a tendency to spread her legs. If she wants me to think otherwise, she shouldn't dress the way she does.

If I wore a police uniform one day, most people would assume I were an officer. Same concept.

While I agree that Dave Chapelle is funny! I think his clinical expertise is lacking. Young women in western cultures are constantly exposed to the "Ideal" of beauty. They try to attain this ideal which includes dress and attitude. This does not mean that a woman is a whore. I would hate to see you on a Jury for a rape case. You would totally agree when the defense states that she was asking for it since she was "dressing the part". It is sick and disgusting that people think this way.

Rikimaru_X · July 2007

Ha, you guys are hilarious, but I do some some good pointers. I'm gonna have to try some out.

Xexima · July 2007

Originally posted by modjoe86
If I wore a police uniform one day, most people would assume I were an officer. Same concept.

That or a stripper, but either way, the concept is still reinforced

zieen · July 2007

My all time favorite conversation starter (censored for the mods):

"Nice elbows. Wanna ****?"

Vampir · July 2007

try this one.

"I couldn't help but noticing you had a pink spot on the back of your shorts"

Or "i think you left the Holister tag on your shorts"

Even though my better half has a pair that just says "no" on them I keep on asking her what for and she hasn't sad no yet/

Praetoriani · July 2007

Originally posted by Cabe2323

Originally posted by modjoe86

Originally posted by Cabe2323

Best lines that you can use are just being yourself. If you try to use something forced or cheesy they will know. Trust me Girls will not appreciate any line that you come up with about their ass. They wear clothes like that to be fashionable not so guys will stare at their butts. They know guys will do that no matter what they wear.

Edit*** Wow that was my 1000 post. Pretty crummy 1000th post.

You must not have seen the Dave Chapelle stand up. She may not be a whore, but she sure is wearing a whore's uniform. And congrats sir.

Any sorority slut wearing those shorts with "Pink" on the ass, even if the shorts are blue, I assume to be a rich, bmw driving girl with a tendency to spread her legs. If she wants me to think otherwise, she shouldn't dress the way she does.

If I wore a police uniform one day, most people would assume I were an officer. Same concept.

While I agree that Dave Chapelle is funny! I think his clinical expertise is lacking. Young women in western cultures are constantly exposed to the "Ideal" of beauty. They try to attain this ideal which includes dress and attitude. This does not mean that a woman is a whore. I would hate to see you on a Jury for a rape case. You would totally agree when the defense states that she was asking for it since she was "dressing the part". It is sick and disgusting that people think this way.

And honestly, do you feel men are not? While not to the same magnitude as for women, perhaps - it now becomes increasingly clear too that young men struggle to achieve the set ideal for being handsome and rugged, too. It usually (if not always) goes both ways, yet people for some reason assume women are more vulnerable and therefore concentrate more on their problems.

Dekron · July 2007

Originally posted by Xexima

Originally posted by modjoe86
If I wore a police uniform one day, most people would assume I were an officer. Same concept.

That or a stripper, but either way, the concept is still reinforced

After reading your response I am beginning to question your disclaimer. Xexima dreaming of Modjoe stripping.

Signe · July 2007

"Slowly cracks a smile" is probably not the best thing to say whilst staring at a woman's butt, Riki.

Rikimaru_X · July 2007

Originally posted by Signe

"Slowly cracks a smile" is probably not the best thing to say whilst staring at a woman's butt, Riki.

Ahh ok, got any suggestions?

Dekron · July 2007

Originally posted by Rikimaru_X

Originally posted by Signe

"Slowly cracks a smile" is probably not the best thing to say whilst staring at a woman's butt, Riki.

Ahh ok, got any suggestions?

"F*(k me if I am wrong, but isn't that your name on the back of your shorts?"

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