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Snack Haikus

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  • tunabuntunabun Member UncommonPosts: 666

     

    Snacks are so Tasty,

    But I have to throw them up,

    Anorexia.

    - Burying Threads Since 1979 -

  • gpettgpett Member Posts: 1,105

    Originally posted by tunabun


     
    Snacks are so Tasty,
    But I have to throw them up,
    Anorexia.
    Hah funny.

    But, that is bulimia.

  • tunabuntunabun Member UncommonPosts: 666

    Originally posted by gpett


     
    Originally posted by tunabun


     
    Snacks are so Tasty,
    But I have to throw them up,
    Anorexia.
    Hah funny.

     

    But, that is bulimia.

    Yes.

    No.

    - Burying Threads Since 1979 -

  • gpettgpett Member Posts: 1,105

    I am hungry now

    empty refrigerator

    Hello Jack in the Box

  • ZikielZikiel Member Posts: 1,138

    I need more sleeping

    Too tired to eat breakfast

    Perhaps later on

  • cityzencityzen Member CommonPosts: 313

    Buttery croissants

    flaky chewy crunchy roll

    hot and fresh the best

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  • cityzencityzen Member CommonPosts: 313

    M M O Haiku

    so they don't delete this thread

    I like to play games

     

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  • cityzencityzen Member CommonPosts: 313

    fresh squeezed lemonade

    pink or yellow for summer

    best served over ice

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  • cityzencityzen Member CommonPosts: 313

    Vick is sick;

    Vick is a killer

    Dogs should not be made to fight

    He should serve five years

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  • cityzencityzen Member CommonPosts: 313

    Peanut M & Ms

    Better than the regular

    Candy coated shells

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  • cityzencityzen Member CommonPosts: 313

    Been busy with work and such, still trying to keep it to twice a week, for the fans out there  

    oh and /nods approval

    Concerning site ratings:

    Why get to elite?

    Does it mean I am better?

    Not enough time now

     

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  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359

    Hot and Spicy Chex

    less fat than potato chips

    sooth throat with soda

  • cityzencityzen Member CommonPosts: 313

    the simple donut

    No way to tell the best kind

    Dunkin, Krispy Kreme?

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  • cityzencityzen Member CommonPosts: 313

    snacking on good food

    every once in a while

    is not a bad thing

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  • cityzencityzen Member CommonPosts: 313

    Did you ever have

    Just a cracker with Cheese Wiz?

    Snacking isn't hard

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  • cityzencityzen Member CommonPosts: 313

    Food and MMOs

    Need nutrition for long gaming

    Pace yourself, take breaks

     

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  • cityzencityzen Member CommonPosts: 313

    Lettuce, tomatoes,

    turkey, swiss, and mustard on

    some toasted wheat bread

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  • ZikielZikiel Member Posts: 1,138

    It is too damn hot-

    Noodley goodness ramen

    Mm, it's beef-tastic

  • cityzencityzen Member CommonPosts: 313

    what is the reason

    behind making a cookie

    with fruit? Fig Newton

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  • cityzencityzen Member CommonPosts: 313

    Leftover Turkey

    No need for any trimmings

    Makes a cold meat snack

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  • cityzencityzen Member CommonPosts: 313

    And you thought it was dead...





    Too much work no pay

    Corporate life is funny

    Please lay me off too

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  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050

    Peanut butter chex

    The greatest of inventions

    Was hungry, now full.

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  • cityzencityzen Member CommonPosts: 313

    I got approached to help this kid I know with a Math project on Pi. 

    One of the parts of the assignment is to write a poem, swear to God.

    I wonder if this means I should be writing poetry for a living.

    So of course I thought of a Haiku:

     

    Euclid's ratio

    Circumference divided

    By diameter

     

    Next time another snack one.

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  • TwinkasaurusTwinkasaurus Member Posts: 5

    top ramen noodles

    mom and dad just cut me off

    moms dogs eat better

  • cornoffcobcornoffcob Member Posts: 860

    for christ's sake let this damn thread die...you damn necros

    I hope some day we can all put aside our racisms and prejudices and just laugh at people


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