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People should play this game... just not this guy

ok i was on youtube doing my daily check of the old vid's getting caught up with the world when i came across this odd video so i watched it and when it started to say stuff about Age of Conan i was shocked!

(litte far into the video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny21BG4GlH0

ok, im not here to dis anyone and honistly i would really listen to this guy if he had a leg to stand on.... but he hasn't even played the game AND HE SAYS THE GAMES GRAPHICS WANT TO MAKE HIM THORUGH UP

well honistly if this guy really did play the game and say "o ya i didnt like it and it was because the Dreamworld engine... (insert idiotic statment here" i would  actually not be here typing this right now but since he likes to make usptions about games i will about him

STEPS ON HOW TO BE LIKE THIS GUY:

1. Don't leave house for 15 years

2. Eat everything in site

3. Through ur Xbox against the wall so much that even Xbox won't pick up the phone for u

4. Delete my coment saying "where did u come up with this stuff?"

5. PISS ME OFF

6. make fun of age of conan one of the most graphicly advanced games coming to the market

like i said, IM NOT A MEAN GUY just when u go and make asuptions about games ill do the same to u.

P.S. u like Spore but not Age of Conan u must have somthing wrong

Peace Scarzar out.

WAAAAAAGH

Comments

  • Punk999Punk999 Member UncommonPosts: 882

    He was being Sarcastic FFS!

    "Negaholics are people who become addicted to negativity and self-doubt, they find fault in most things and never seem to be satisfied."
    ^MMORPG.com

  • SabradinSabradin Member Posts: 772

    seriously dude, June of '07 and THIS is your first post?

    Just when you think you have all the answers, I change the questions.

  • korvixkorvix Member Posts: 477

    I find it so funny that the OP completely missed the point the guy was making.

    [Edit]

     ~HappyGaming

    PS:...he was making fun of his show!

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  • M1sf1tM1sf1t Member UncommonPosts: 1,583

    It was sarcasm. Don't tell me you actually took him to be serious like the other group of losers making death threats toward the guy in the video.

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  • AmazingAveryAmazingAvery Age of Conan AdvocateMember UncommonPosts: 7,188
    Originally posted by M1sf1t


    It was sarcasm. Don't tell me you actually took him to be serious like the other group of losers making death threats toward the guy in the video.



    I class myself  to have a dry sarcastic humor due to overdose on it growing up. Personally I couldn't tell and offered some suggestion for the author. Anyway, death threats and all that nonesense are just silly.



  • brostynbrostyn Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 3,092

    Who cares?

     

    Are you seriously this worked up, because someone dislikes AOC? Assuming he wasn't being sarcastic...

     

    Seek help, my friend.

  • HuzzHuzz Member Posts: 163
    Originally posted by brostyn


    Who cares?
     
    Are you seriously this worked up, because someone dislikes AOC? Assuming he wasn't being sarcastic...
     
    Seek help, my friend.



     i lmao when i read the op.

  • ShotgunJoeShotgunJoe Member Posts: 120
    Originally posted by AmazingAvery

    Originally posted by M1sf1t


    It was sarcasm. Don't tell me you actually took him to be serious like the other group of losers making death threats toward the guy in the video.



    I class myself  to have a dry sarcastic humor due to overdose on it growing up. Personally I couldn't tell and offered some suggestion for the author. Anyway, death threats and all that nonesense are just silly.



    I bet if Destin did the skit in a british voice, he would have had a better reaction.

  • schloobschloob Member Posts: 160

    People defended Vanguard like the OP before it was released.  Go figure.

  • dA_fReAKdA_fReAK Member Posts: 384

    Originally posted by schloob


    People defended Vanguard like the OP before it was released.  Go figure.

    I'd like to hear replies to that. (I agree with schloob 100%)

  • markyturnipmarkyturnip Member UncommonPosts: 837


    since he likes to make usptions about games i will about him
    STEPS ON HOW TO BE LIKE THIS GUY:
    1. Don't leave house for 15 years
    2. Eat everything in site
    3. Through ur Xbox against the wall so much that even Xbox won't pick up the phone for u
    4. Delete my coment saying "where did u come up with this stuff?"
    5. PISS ME OFF
    6. make fun of age of conan one of the most graphicly advanced games coming to the market
    like i said, IM NOT A MEAN GUY just when u go and make asuptions about games ill do the same to u.
    P.S. u like Spore but not Age of Conan u must have somthing wrong
    Peace Scarzar out.

     

    Wait a second.. before you all criticise this post I would like to suggest there may be a code to greater enlightenment hidden within these words.

    For a start, he correctly identifies the crime of making usptions about games... not many are privy to this knowledge, so the post bears further scrutiny.

    Eating everything in site is clearly a reference to this site, mmorpg.com, but what does he mean by eating in this context, exactly? The mystery deepens.

    This brings us to "Through ur Xbox against the wall so much that even Xbox won't pick up the phone for u". Now, this is where the rubber begins to hit the road. It bears repeating... listen carefully now... "Through ur Xbox against the wall so much that even Xbox won't pick up the phone for u"

    See? On second reading it all starts to make more sense. The clouds lift. Then finally - P.S. u like Spore but not Age of Conan u must have somthing wrong.. Peace Scarzar out.

    I finally find myself beginning to divine the inner truth of this post. I shall meditate some more and report back.

  • Ascension08Ascension08 Member Posts: 1,980

    Ok. Please. First of all...It's not THROUGH, it's THROW. Second, ASSUMPTIONS not USUPTIONS.

    Okay! Now for the real purpose of my comment: It was sarcasm get over it bye bye.

    --------------------------------------
    A human and an Elf get captured by Skaven. The rat-men are getting ready to shoot the first hostage with Dwarf-made guns when he yells, "Earthquake!" The naturally nervous Skaven run and hide from the imaginary threat. He escapes. The Skaven regroup and bring out the Elf. Being very smart, the Elf has figured out what to do. When the Skaven get ready to shoot, the Elf, in order to scare them, yells, "Fire!"

    Order of the White Border.

  • ThornrageThornrage Member UncommonPosts: 659

    TBH when I first saw it I thought he was seriously ripping the game.  So what if he doesnt like the game but calling Guate a douchebag pissed me the hell off. 

    I didnt leave a comment or anything like that, I simply decided not to watch this prick anymore.

    After reading Avery's comment and his reply to it, I see that he TRIED to make a joke but in my opinion ... it was an epic failure.  Maybe next time he will try to do it better.

    "I don't give a sh*t what other people say. I play what I like and I'll pay to do it too!" - SerialMMOist

  • HuzzHuzz Member Posts: 163
    Originally posted by markyturnip


     

    since he likes to make usptions about games i will about him
    STEPS ON HOW TO BE LIKE THIS GUY:
    1. Don't leave house for 15 years
    2. Eat everything in site
    3. Through ur Xbox against the wall so much that even Xbox won't pick up the phone for u
    4. Delete my coment saying "where did u come up with this stuff?"
    5. PISS ME OFF
    6. make fun of age of conan one of the most graphicly advanced games coming to the market
    like i said, IM NOT A MEAN GUY just when u go and make asuptions about games ill do the same to u.
    P.S. u like Spore but not Age of Conan u must have somthing wrong
    Peace Scarzar out.

     

     

    Wait a second.. before you all criticise this post I would like to suggest there may be a code to greater enlightenment hidden within these words.

    For a start, he correctly identifies the crime of making usptions about games... not many are privy to this knowledge, so the post bears further scrutiny.

    Eating everything in site is clearly a reference to this site, mmorpg.com, but what does he mean by eating in this context, exactly? The mystery deepens.

    This brings us to "Through ur Xbox against the wall so much that even Xbox won't pick up the phone for u". Now, this is where the rubber begins to hit the road. It bears repeating... listen carefully now... "Through ur Xbox against the wall so much that even Xbox won't pick up the phone for u"

    See? On second reading it all starts to make more sense. The clouds lift. Then finally - P.S. u like Spore but not Age of Conan u must have somthing wrong.. Peace Scarzar out.

    I finally find myself beginning to divine the inner truth of this post. I shall meditate some more and report back.



    lmao

  • SlampigSlampig Member UncommonPosts: 2,342

    Just kind of saying...

     

    It is only a few keys on your keyboard...

    That Guild Wars 2 login screen knocked up my wife. Must be the second coming!

  • KhalathwyrKhalathwyr Member UncommonPosts: 3,133
    Originally posted by Thornrage


    TBH when I first saw it I thought he was seriously ripping the game.  So what if he doesnt like the game but calling Guate a douchebag pissed me the hell off. 
    I didnt leave a comment or anything like that, I simply decided not to watch this prick anymore.
    After reading Avery's comment and his reply to it, I see that he TRIED to make a joke but in my opinion ... it was an epic failure.  Maybe next time he will try to do it better.



    Actually it was Erling that he called a douchebag. Seriously folks, the guy's whole schtick is a joke. It's the whole Jimmy Kimmel, Jim Rome, semi-Conan O'Brien angle of trying to get a laugh out of being an ass. Lighten up. If you took that skit seriously, take a break from the internet, sheesh. He even calls the game low production and then GRABS THE PHELT BACKING OF THE WALL THAT IS HIS SET. That is a clear visual indicator of satire. It's very, very ok to not find it humorous (I personally didn't find it funny at all), but to get upset and try to pull it off as him actually being serious is a stretch at best.

    "Many nights, my friend... Many nights I've put a blade to your throat while you were sleeping. Glad I never killed you, Steve. You're alright..."

    Chavez y Chavez

  • nemo38nemo38 Member Posts: 143

    I try not to post much on these boards at the risk that I might sound like an idiot. But as long as there are people here like the OP why should I worry??

  • AhilesAhiles Member Posts: 414

    Originally posted by AmazingAvery

    Originally posted by M1sf1t


    It was sarcasm. Don't tell me you actually took him to be serious like the other group of losers making death threats toward the guy in the video.



    I class myself  to have a dry sarcastic humor due to overdose on it growing up. Personally I couldn't tell and offered some suggestion for the author. Anyway, death threats and all that nonesense are just silly.

    Knowing your fanboism, your probably the one that sent him death threats. You said you couldnt tell, so cover it by by saying you sent him suggestions.  good one avery.

  • AmazingAveryAmazingAvery Age of Conan AdvocateMember UncommonPosts: 7,188

    Originally posted by Ahiles


     
    Originally posted by AmazingAvery




    I class myself  to have a dry sarcastic humor due to overdose on it growing up. Personally I couldn't tell and offered some suggestion for the author. Anyway, death threats and all that nonesense are just silly.

     

    Knowing your fanboism, your probably the one that sent him death threats. You said you couldnt tell, so cover it by by saying you sent him suggestions.  good one avery.


    You couldnt be further from the truth. I actually replied for the guys video BenAvery78.

    Good one yourself freako!



  • aiwe2143aiwe2143 Member UncommonPosts: 73

    He rips on everything, lol.  The thing about the Age of Conan was just a rip on himself.  Note when he says (not an exact quote, but close enough)  "did they get the ugliest guy they could find just to cover up the low production cost values?"  and then he pauses and  turns around and touches the cheaply made screen material behind him.

    He was poking fun at himself and his "show" way more so than AoC.  He just didn't quite get his timing/wording right.  Read the non-deaththreat/loser comments below and then watch it again.

    If you don't like his opinion, don't watch his live-action attempt at comedy blog ^^

    Personally, i thougth the 360/hd-dvd thing was kinda funny..because that part is pretty much based on fact.

     

     

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by markyturnip


     

    since he likes to make usptions about games i will about him
    STEPS ON HOW TO BE LIKE THIS GUY:
    1. Don't leave house for 15 years
    2. Eat everything in site
    3. Through ur Xbox against the wall so much that even Xbox won't pick up the phone for u
    4. Delete my coment saying "where did u come up with this stuff?"
    5. PISS ME OFF
    6. make fun of age of conan one of the most graphicly advanced games coming to the market
    like i said, IM NOT A MEAN GUY just when u go and make asuptions about games ill do the same to u.
    P.S. u like Spore but not Age of Conan u must have somthing wrong
    Peace Scarzar out.

     

     

    Wait a second.. before you all criticise this post I would like to suggest there may be a code to greater enlightenment hidden within these words.

    For a start, he correctly identifies the crime of making usptions about games... not many are privy to this knowledge, so the post bears further scrutiny.

    Eating everything in site is clearly a reference to this site, mmorpg.com, but what does he mean by eating in this context, exactly? The mystery deepens.

    This brings us to "Through ur Xbox against the wall so much that even Xbox won't pick up the phone for u". Now, this is where the rubber begins to hit the road. It bears repeating... listen carefully now... "Through ur Xbox against the wall so much that even Xbox won't pick up the phone for u"

    See? On second reading it all starts to make more sense. The clouds lift. Then finally - P.S. u like Spore but not Age of Conan u must have somthing wrong.. Peace Scarzar out.

    I finally find myself beginning to divine the inner truth of this post. I shall meditate some more and report back.

    Take the blue pill. It's for your own good....................

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