Agricola: "All the Gods they cannot sever us. If I were Pwned and you were still fighting for your battle keep. I'd come back from the darkness. Back from the pit of SOE to fight at your side."
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"
Agricola: "All the Gods they cannot sever us. If I were Pwned and you were still fighting for your battle keep. I'd come back from the darkness. Back from the pit of SOE to fight at your side."
Sounds like true barbarian love....ew...dirty loincloths....easy access....I think I'd rather get PK'd
For all the people that still wonder if Agricola is on drugs...he's actually used a key line in the Conan the Barbarian movie, with Arny, when Arny gets ready for battle way way outnumbered.
Agricola: "We have Pwned again! This is good, but what is best in games?"
Smedley: "The failed launch, a fleet expansion, senators at your wrist and Veterans in your hair."
Agricola: "Wrong! Avery, what is best in games?"
Avery: "To crush the carebears, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their DEVs."
Agricola: "Yes! This is good!"
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"
Raphael Koster: "Fire and wind come from the sky, from the Gods of the sky. But FunCrom is your God, and he lives in the Earth. Once fanbois ruled the Earth, Agricola, and in the darkness of chaos they fooled FunCrom and took the enigma of PWNAGE. FunCrom was angered and fire shot down from the sky and destroyed the fanbois. But in their rage, the Gods forgot the enigma of PWNAGE and left it on the battlefield and we who found it were just gamers. Not Gods, not fanbois, just gamers. PWNAGE has always carried with it a mystery, and it's up to you to learn it's riddle, Agricola. For no-one, no-one can you trust ingame, not PvPers, not PvErs, not crafters. This you can trust [points to uber weapon of PWNAGE]."
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"
Oversized red text makes my eyes bleed and my soul wither. I guess I'm a MMO agnostic if I don't believe in organized mmo religion?
Agricola: "The only scams I know of are those of Smed and his cursed towers. Their evil has spread to every MMORPG. Two or three years ago it was just another MMORPG company. Now they've bought every turd. It is said they are decievers...They enhance games in the night...I know nothing."
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"
Agricola: "FunCrom I have never prayed to you before, I have no keyboard for it. No-one, not even you, will remember if we were good gamers or bad. Why we Pwned or why we were Pwned. All that matters is that few gamers stood against many haters. That's what is important! Valour pleases you FunCrom...so grant me one request. Grant me revenge, and if you do not listen, then to SOE with you!"
How original!
"Negaholics are people who become addicted to negativity and self-doubt, they find fault in most things and never seem to be satisfied." ^MMORPG.com
Agricola: "Hey old man, where did you get this stuff?"
Ammie: "The Pwned...the Gods are pleased with you, they shall watch the launch."
Avery: "Are they going to help?"
Ammie: "No."
Avery: "Well, then tell them to stay out of the way!"
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"
Agricola: "The MMOs have been here since the time of Richard Garriot, DEVs buried in them...great DEVs...domains once glittered like the light on a windy sea. Crafters won't harvest there...no crafters at all. That's why I live down here in the wind."
Ammie: "Do you farm the mobs in these places?"
Agricola: "I chain farm them. On nights, when they spawn, I chat of the tales of sieges, uber PvPers, healers and women. Nobody bothers me down here. Not even...John Smedley."
Ammie: "Do flowers grow around here?"
Agricola: "Flowers?"
[/laughs]
Agricola: "Flowers."
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"
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If i didnt watch conan the barbarian the other day I would have gotten none of this at all ;-p GJ was very funny
Agricola: "All the Gods they cannot sever us. If I were Pwned and you were still fighting for your battle keep. I'd come back from the darkness. Back from the pit of SOE to fight at your side."
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"
CS Lewis
Agricola: "All the Gods they cannot sever us. If I were Pwned and you were still fighting for your battle keep. I'd come back from the darkness. Back from the pit of SOE to fight at your side."
Sounds like true barbarian love....ew...dirty loincloths....easy access....I think I'd rather get PK'd
For all the people that still wonder if Agricola is on drugs...he's actually used a key line in the Conan the Barbarian movie, with Arny, when Arny gets ready for battle way way outnumbered.
GJ Agri, funny.
I get his quotes...and boggle at his ability...(not nescessarily a BAD boggle)...
Agricola: "We have Pwned again! This is good, but what is best in games?"
Smedley: "The failed launch, a fleet expansion, senators at your wrist and Veterans in your hair."
Agricola: "Wrong! Avery, what is best in games?"
Avery: "To crush the carebears, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their DEVs."
Agricola: "Yes! This is good!"
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"
CS Lewis
Carebears and their own Devs, aren't they?
they will soon enough, don't worry
Raphael Koster: "Fire and wind come from the sky, from the Gods of the sky. But FunCrom is your God, and he lives in the Earth. Once fanbois ruled the Earth, Agricola, and in the darkness of chaos they fooled FunCrom and took the enigma of PWNAGE. FunCrom was angered and fire shot down from the sky and destroyed the fanbois. But in their rage, the Gods forgot the enigma of PWNAGE and left it on the battlefield and we who found it were just gamers. Not Gods, not fanbois, just gamers. PWNAGE has always carried with it a mystery, and it's up to you to learn it's riddle, Agricola. For no-one, no-one can you trust ingame, not PvPers, not PvErs, not crafters. This you can trust [points to uber weapon of PWNAGE]."
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"
CS Lewis
Funcrom likes fanbois...they buy more and hype the game...why would Funcrom destroyed it's greatest followers?
Oversized red text makes my eyes bleed and my soul wither.
I guess I'm a MMO agnostic if I don't believe in organized mmo religion?
Agricola: "The only scams I know of are those of Smed and his cursed towers. Their evil has spread to every MMORPG. Two or three years ago it was just another MMORPG company. Now they've bought every turd. It is said they are decievers...They enhance games in the night...I know nothing."
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"
CS Lewis
"Negaholics are people who become addicted to negativity and self-doubt, they find fault in most things and never seem to be satisfied."
^MMORPG.com
Ya did good !
Those that know, know.
Now, tell us, Agricola.
What is good in life?
ok now we got arnold schwarzenegger movies at mmorpg.com. i knew this game would take things to a whole new level. is this game about A.S.?
Umm...AoC is the best game ever of course it will smoke WoW and SoE
and you are a
Pwnage!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=D7D32vBWw7o
Agricola: "Hey old man, where did you get this stuff?"
Ammie: "The Pwned...the Gods are pleased with you, they shall watch the launch."
Avery: "Are they going to help?"
Ammie: "No."
Avery: "Well, then tell them to stay out of the way!"
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"
CS Lewis
umm kay...
That was fun to read...
Playing: Everthing
Played: DAoC,AC2,EvE,SWG,WAR,MXO,CoX,EQ2,L2,LOTRO,SB,UO,WoW.
I have played every MMO that has ever come out.
Do flowers grow around here?
Agricola: "The MMOs have been here since the time of Richard Garriot, DEVs buried in them...great DEVs...domains once glittered like the light on a windy sea. Crafters won't harvest there...no crafters at all. That's why I live down here in the wind."
Ammie: "Do you farm the mobs in these places?"
Agricola: "I chain farm them. On nights, when they spawn, I chat of the tales of sieges, uber PvPers, healers and women. Nobody bothers me down here. Not even...John Smedley."
Ammie: "Do flowers grow around here?"
Agricola: "Flowers?"
[/laughs]
Agricola: "Flowers."
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"
CS Lewis
This place is kept by powerful gods and spirits of kings..No -one will listen to you..Not even Smed!