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Most Popular WAR Launch Day Subject Titles
Pale_Fire
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We see them every single time a MMORPG is released, regardless of how good or bad the game is. So, in anticipation of the multitude of emails providing the absolute definitive truth about the game after they've played it for a whole 15 minutes, I offer you what will be the most popular subject lines for the plethora of emails that will populate the forums on launch day.
"Worst Launch Ever"
"Best Launch Ever"
"I'm paying $$ to beta test this game"
"THIS IS THE WOW KILLER!!!"
"FAIL"
"Rouges are OP" - inevitably some idiot will get the wrong forum. Three or four will post in agreement, not knowing whether there are rogues/rouges in WAR or not but are eager to agree with anything that slanders either thieves or the cosmetic industry.
"EA is ripping us off"
Any other popular subject lines you expect to see on opening day?
Comments
You forgot the most obvious one.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
That roughly means "This game rocks."
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A human and an Elf get captured by Skaven. The rat-men are getting ready to shoot the first hostage with Dwarf-made guns when he yells, "Earthquake!" The naturally nervous Skaven run and hide from the imaginary threat. He escapes. The Skaven regroup and bring out the Elf. Being very smart, the Elf has figured out what to do. When the Skaven get ready to shoot, the Elf, in order to scare them, yells, "Fire!"
Order of the White Border.
Supercallafrajalisticexpeallahdoshiss
"THIS IS THE WOW KILLER!!!"
Thats the right one for me :P
"seriously wtf EA"
"destruction zerging..."
"server crashes"
"tacos and burritos"
|Mortal Online|Gnostaria|
"Pinky...are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
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Meow
There's always my favorite.
This Game Sux....does anyone have a buddy key I can get.
You forgot
'Funcom ripped us off'
'ZOMG priests are OP'
and
'Why no PVE only servers?'
where's the choppa?
Where's the slayer class?
How do you get to the dwarf capital?
I thought you could pvp from lvl 1? (can explain that better after the nda but i know people will have no idea that yea you can pvp at lvl 1 they just wont know what button to push or where to go rofl)
How do I fix the UI
How do I get in a group
Where's all the loot why can't I be uber now!
Where's all the Raid progression dungeons!?
No dance emote?!
Wtf my Mage can't take out a Tank!
I don't want to PvP when will more pve levels be added?
I don't want to PvE! It forces you (can just die laughing now at people who post this lol)
"Nerf Bright Wizards"
"ZOMG! WTF! ROFLCOPTERZ THIS GAEM SUXXXXXXORZZZZZZZZ! I CNT PWNZORZ 3 PPL AT ONSE! LOLWTFLAWLLMAON00BFTLROFLQQBBQ!!11!1!1!11!!!!1!!!!ONe!1!!!!!!111!!EleVEn!1!!1!!!5"
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Meow
Yeah, we will probably see that one....a lot...
Ranghar LoD
Lords of Death
Yeah, we will probably see that one....a lot...
Yea despite it being not true people forget that just because a quest is there doesn't mean you 'have' to do it lol
WTB port IF pst.. will tip
"LoL Wow Clone"
"Omg they totally copied the wow ui"
"Shaman lfg, had 420 resil on wow"
"Newb Archmage yells," HOW COME I CAN'T HEAL AS GOOD AS THIS OTHER ARCHMAGE, WHY IS HE NUKING ALSO, SCREW THIS IM GONNA GO BACK TO MY HOLY PALADIN".
"L2P Order Newb"
"Chaos Racials need a nerf"
"WHY DO CHAOS GET 4 CLASSES?! totally IMBA"
"This could turn it around for Vanguard"
"LoL Warhammer only has 4 million subscribers, total failure, only games with 10 mill + like wow are a success, right?"
"Wtf something is wrong, I am having fun and it doesn't feel like a chore... wait a minute... this isn't right."
GaY G4me fU11 of Stupd KidZ.
DO A BARREL ROLL!!!
The game is great get over it...lol
WoWbtstopintp= waiting on warhammer beta test severs to open please i need to play (not a title just my mood)
Banned for cussing wtf mythix?...
*Sigh* yet another EA rushed failure...
Game crshes evry 3 mins wtf...can't play so pissed!!...
Min system requirments 2 ply, says can't load?1? help?11?...
Neone no whne the we get mounts? plz help...
Order fails HARD *plz read inside IMPORTANT!"
Destructions fails miserable *I TOLD U SO* please read important, devs please read...
Crafting in this game SUX...
PvP feels slow, bogged down, going back to WoW
PvP feels too fast paced wheres teh strategy??1?
Lol so this game killed WoW...FAIL, devs here's how 2 fix, plz read.
FAILHAMMER why this game FAILS devs u suck
Cant fight can't move can't even play! On my macbook, plz hlp!
Orcs ovrpowerd plz nerf one shot no skill plz devs please read!
Why i want my money back...devs plz read
Classaction lawsuit against EA/Mythic, sign here
SO...who else is suing Mythic over this?
Just a few examples off the top of my head. And now people are still wondering why they don't want forums for this game. I'm positive that no matter how good the game is, you would get garbage like this nonstop, nonstop if they put in forums, but thankfully...nobody will be forced into reading this crapola since they won't have forums for this tripe to spill onto!
Those of us that simply want to log in and play won't have to sift through this typical crap (you know at least half of these examples would be screamed about) or even be tempted to be trolled by it because there simply won't be a venue for these guys to do it this time...silencing the boneheads before they have a chance to even speak, brilliant.
*nods*
Quoted this, because I feel these coming without having ever played Warhammer. I am sure I will hear those A LOT on world or area channel ingame, together with 'this game sux, I'm going back to wow'. Because I hear it in EVERY SINGLE GAME that's being released. It'll last for weeks and weeks, until they finally DO go back to WoW.
Epic thread btw
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Playing: Final Fantasy Online: ARR, Destiny
Most memorable games for me: UO, GW1, LoTRO
Over the first free month we'll see tons of topics with the word "Failhammer" in them because people think they are original. That sure will be fun...
In all honesty though, I avoid MMORPG.com forums for about two weeks around an MMO's launch that I'm interested in. Too many blatant fanboys and trolls trying to fight a never-ending battle, spamming the forums so much that nothing good ever gets discussed anyways.
"GOA sux"
"Why Don't we have a capital city"
"Server is lagging"
"Can't connect to the game"
"OMG EA sux"
"OMG i haven't played this game but this game SUX"
"OMG I still haven't played this game but gfx war = gfx wow!!!"
"When are servers up?"
and alot more sucking and spamming.
and the most irritating of them all:
fake "SERVER IS UP"
And my topic will be:
"OMG order you SUCK"
OMGomg... it won't let me past the login screen!!!
... oh no wait that's my firewall. nvrmind.
"whats the best class to solo?"
My first post will be along the lines of...
"Buff order pls, im killing them too fast!"
"Problems downloading"
"OMG 12* hour download"
*or 3 or 7 or 37 or some astronomical number
"Can't log in"
"Where's my free stuff"
- or something partaining to an ingame item player was to receive
All of the above will be due to user error rather than game problems.
hehe.. how about:
Someone needs to nurf class A, cause they are killing me over and over.