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After 5 minutes with the game here is my review!

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  • Force_FireForce_Fire Member Posts: 145
    Originally posted by repoman8679


    Ok so I am into half of my first level so I feel I am fairly qualified to judge this game here.  Here is some specs on my pc.
    486mhz pentium
    64mb integrated graphics
    128mb Ram I got from Walmart
     
    So now on with my review.  First off the graphics are horrible!  I don't see how they can spend millions of dollars and get graphics like these.  If I were Mythic I would ask for my money back from the designers.  And as far as animation goes it's terrible.  Everyone knows orcs and goblins don't move like that in real life.
    As far as pvp goes I feel I am held back.  I don't feel powerful at all.  I don't know what they were thinking.  I don't have a soundcard yet but if I did I would think the sounds would not be up to par.
    Also there is no excuse even though we are in beta and these are the first times these servers have had to handle all these people.  Why can't they get it 100% right before they let people play these things.  I know it is not my rig because I can max out Wolfenstein 3d with AA and everything turned way up.
    So for my final conclusion I think WAR WILL NOT BEAT WOW.  Won't happen.  War can't do it.  If they were arm wrestling WOW would rip WAR's arm right off!
     
    (In all seriousness I am bored at work)
    But I am so tired of coming here to see if there is any meaningful discussions going on about the game and seeing all these tards who are probably sitting in their mom's basement writing up ghey reviews like they are in any position to judge a game.  And then somehow adding in the whole WOW versus WAR thing.  It's so stupid.  I think internet should be outlawed for alot of people.
    (back to work)



     

    yes...go back to work.

    You need to save your pennies so you can up grade your rig to a Commodore 64. Seriously Bro, my Wrist Watch has more juice than that steaming piece of crap. It's no wonder the game looks bad to you...Nothing would look good on that Machine

    BTW...I think the bigger story here is that your pawnshop special of a computer can even run WAR.

  • repoman8679repoman8679 Member Posts: 66
    Originally posted by Hazmal

    Originally posted by wh0astar


    Yay, another guy who is just like other bad reviewers. KUDOS!


    Who came up with this idea in the first place that War would/wouldn't beat WoW?


    That's some immature thinking, imo. Why compare games? It's frankly simple. Don't like it; don't play it. We already had gotten SIMILIAR opinions on the game, therefore this review is absolutely irrevelant.


    I personally think that the graphics is awesome. I'm not one to look for effects from the skills because that's not even important in the gameplay. To actually fight is. Who gives a fuck about the glows, sparks, or whatever you graphic snobs care about these days.


    I'm a level 10 Dark Elf Sorceress so far in the game. I'd know and have played a lot longer than you have to enjoy it. I'm sure glad I'm not you cuz you seem absolutely boring. No offense.
     
    Go play some 2moons.



     

    I thought this review was moderately funny.  Until I saw this post...then it became hilarious. 

    Someone must have got off the short bus after school and went right to posting.



     

    Every now and then when I was playing EVE online which alot of Brits Uk'ers whatever play.  I would mention how good the movie Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy was on the forums and how they should make a sequel.  Man oh man those guys would get mad, they hold that book and Douglas Adams in high regard.  I would get them all stirred up.  I would be like:

    " This movie would make a terrible book"

    "This movie came out and they already adapted it to novelization?"

     

    lol, good times.

  • teknicianteknician Member UncommonPosts: 270
    Originally posted by Force_Fire

    Originally posted by repoman8679


    Ok so I am into half of my first level so I feel I am fairly qualified to judge this game here.  Here is some specs on my pc.
    486mhz pentium
    64mb integrated graphics
    128mb Ram I got from Walmart
     
    So now on with my review.  First off the graphics are horrible!  I don't see how they can spend millions of dollars and get graphics like these.  If I were Mythic I would ask for my money back from the designers.  And as far as animation goes it's terrible.  Everyone knows orcs and goblins don't move like that in real life.
    As far as pvp goes I feel I am held back.  I don't feel powerful at all.  I don't know what they were thinking.  I don't have a soundcard yet but if I did I would think the sounds would not be up to par.
    Also there is no excuse even though we are in beta and these are the first times these servers have had to handle all these people.  Why can't they get it 100% right before they let people play these things.  I know it is not my rig because I can max out Wolfenstein 3d with AA and everything turned way up.
    So for my final conclusion I think WAR WILL NOT BEAT WOW.  Won't happen.  War can't do it.  If they were arm wrestling WOW would rip WAR's arm right off!
     
    (In all seriousness I am bored at work)
    But I am so tired of coming here to see if there is any meaningful discussions going on about the game and seeing all these tards who are probably sitting in their mom's basement writing up ghey reviews like they are in any position to judge a game.  And then somehow adding in the whole WOW versus WAR thing.  It's so stupid.  I think internet should be outlawed for alot of people.
    (back to work)



     

    yes...go back to work.

    You need to save your pennies so you can up grade your rig to a Commodore 64. Seriously Bro, my Wrist Watch has more juice than that steaming piece of crap. It's no wonder the game looks bad to you...Nothing would look good on that Machine

    BTW...I think the bigger story here is that your pawnshop special of a computer can even run WAR.

     

    I seriously hope that was a joke.

  • repoman8679repoman8679 Member Posts: 66

    Nah it probably wasn't a joke, there will be more too.

  • BroGamingPageBroGamingPage Member UncommonPosts: 492
    Originally posted by repoman8679


    Nah it probably wasn't a joke, there will be more too.

     

    Fore_fire had to have been joking...seriously...lol

  • Force_FireForce_Fire Member Posts: 145
    Originally posted by teknician

    Originally posted by Force_Fire

    Originally posted by repoman8679


    Ok so I am into half of my first level so I feel I am fairly qualified to judge this game here.  Here is some specs on my pc.
    486mhz pentium
    64mb integrated graphics
    128mb Ram I got from Walmart
     
    So now on with my review.  First off the graphics are horrible!  I don't see how they can spend millions of dollars and get graphics like these.  If I were Mythic I would ask for my money back from the designers.  And as far as animation goes it's terrible.  Everyone knows orcs and goblins don't move like that in real life.
    As far as pvp goes I feel I am held back.  I don't feel powerful at all.  I don't know what they were thinking.  I don't have a soundcard yet but if I did I would think the sounds would not be up to par.
    Also there is no excuse even though we are in beta and these are the first times these servers have had to handle all these people.  Why can't they get it 100% right before they let people play these things.  I know it is not my rig because I can max out Wolfenstein 3d with AA and everything turned way up.
    So for my final conclusion I think WAR WILL NOT BEAT WOW.  Won't happen.  War can't do it.  If they were arm wrestling WOW would rip WAR's arm right off!
     
    (In all seriousness I am bored at work)
    But I am so tired of coming here to see if there is any meaningful discussions going on about the game and seeing all these tards who are probably sitting in their mom's basement writing up ghey reviews like they are in any position to judge a game.  And then somehow adding in the whole WOW versus WAR thing.  It's so stupid.  I think internet should be outlawed for alot of people.
    (back to work)



     

    yes...go back to work.

    You need to save your pennies so you can up grade your rig to a Commodore 64. Seriously Bro, my Wrist Watch has more juice than that steaming piece of crap. It's no wonder the game looks bad to you...Nothing would look good on that Machine

    BTW...I think the bigger story here is that your pawnshop special of a computer can even run WAR.

     

    I seriously hope that was a joke.



     

    /wink*

  • teknicianteknician Member UncommonPosts: 270
    Originally posted by Force_Fire

    Originally posted by teknician

    Originally posted by Force_Fire

    Originally posted by repoman8679


    Ok so I am into half of my first level so I feel I am fairly qualified to judge this game here.  Here is some specs on my pc.
    486mhz pentium
    64mb integrated graphics
    128mb Ram I got from Walmart
     
    So now on with my review.  First off the graphics are horrible!  I don't see how they can spend millions of dollars and get graphics like these.  If I were Mythic I would ask for my money back from the designers.  And as far as animation goes it's terrible.  Everyone knows orcs and goblins don't move like that in real life.
    As far as pvp goes I feel I am held back.  I don't feel powerful at all.  I don't know what they were thinking.  I don't have a soundcard yet but if I did I would think the sounds would not be up to par.
    Also there is no excuse even though we are in beta and these are the first times these servers have had to handle all these people.  Why can't they get it 100% right before they let people play these things.  I know it is not my rig because I can max out Wolfenstein 3d with AA and everything turned way up.
    So for my final conclusion I think WAR WILL NOT BEAT WOW.  Won't happen.  War can't do it.  If they were arm wrestling WOW would rip WAR's arm right off!
     
    (In all seriousness I am bored at work)
    But I am so tired of coming here to see if there is any meaningful discussions going on about the game and seeing all these tards who are probably sitting in their mom's basement writing up ghey reviews like they are in any position to judge a game.  And then somehow adding in the whole WOW versus WAR thing.  It's so stupid.  I think internet should be outlawed for alot of people.
    (back to work)



     

    yes...go back to work.

    You need to save your pennies so you can up grade your rig to a Commodore 64. Seriously Bro, my Wrist Watch has more juice than that steaming piece of crap. It's no wonder the game looks bad to you...Nothing would look good on that Machine

    BTW...I think the bigger story here is that your pawnshop special of a computer can even run WAR.

     

    I seriously hope that was a joke.



     

    /wink*

     

    Good.  It's hard to tell sometimes on these forums.

  • uidLuc1duidLuc1d Member UncommonPosts: 194

     LOL, this post wins everything.

  • finnmacool1finnmacool1 Member Posts: 453
    Originally posted by repoman8679


    Ok so I am into half of my first level so I feel I am fairly qualified to judge this game here.  Here is some specs on my pc.
    486mhz pentium
    64mb integrated graphics
    128mb Ram I got from Walmart
     
    So now on with my review.  First off the graphics are horrible!  I don't see how they can spend millions of dollars and get graphics like these.  If I were Mythic I would ask for my money back from the designers.  And as far as animation goes it's terrible.  Everyone knows orcs and goblins don't move like that in real life.
    As far as pvp goes I feel I am held back.  I don't feel powerful at all.  I don't know what they were thinking.  I don't have a soundcard yet but if I did I would think the sounds would not be up to par.
    Also there is no excuse even though we are in beta and these are the first times these servers have had to handle all these people.  Why can't they get it 100% right before they let people play these things.  I know it is not my rig because I can max out Wolfenstein 3d with AA and everything turned way up.
    So for my final conclusion I think WAR WILL NOT BEAT WOW.  Won't happen.  War can't do it.  If they were arm wrestling WOW would rip WAR's arm right off!
     
    (In all seriousness I am bored at work)
    But I am so tired of coming here to see if there is any meaningful discussions going on about the game and seeing all these tards who are probably sitting in their mom's basement writing up ghey reviews like they are in any position to judge a game.  And then somehow adding in the whole WOW versus WAR thing.  It's so stupid.  I think internet should be outlawed for alot of people.
    (back to work)



     

    Two words for you: Birth control

    Please use it and never reproduce.

  • repoman8679repoman8679 Member Posts: 66

    That would be one of the guys that shouldn't be allowed online.

  • MatticulousMatticulous Member Posts: 52

    rofl

  • LeKinKLeKinK Member Posts: 899
    Originally posted by repoman8679


    Ok so I am into half of my first level so I feel I am fairly qualified to judge this game here.  Here is some specs on my pc.
    486mhz pentium
    64mb integrated graphics
    128mb Ram I got from Walmart
     
    So now on with my review.  First off the graphics are horrible!  I don't see how they can spend millions of dollars and get graphics like these.  If I were Mythic I would ask for my money back from the designers.  And as far as animation goes it's terrible.  Everyone knows orcs and goblins don't move like that in real life.
    As far as pvp goes I feel I am held back.  I don't feel powerful at all.  I don't know what they were thinking.  I don't have a soundcard yet but if I did I would think the sounds would not be up to par.
    Also there is no excuse even though we are in beta and these are the first times these servers have had to handle all these people.  Why can't they get it 100% right before they let people play these things.  I know it is not my rig because I can max out Wolfenstein 3d with AA and everything turned way up.
    So for my final conclusion I think WAR WILL NOT BEAT WOW.  Won't happen.  War can't do it.  If they were arm wrestling WOW would rip WAR's arm right off!
     
    (In all seriousness I am bored at work)
    But I am so tired of coming here to see if there is any meaningful discussions going on about the game and seeing all these tards who are probably sitting in their mom's basement writing up ghey reviews like they are in any position to judge a game.  And then somehow adding in the whole WOW versus WAR thing.  It's so stupid.  I think internet should be outlawed for alot of people.
    (back to work)

     

    ey I use to have one of these baby a long time ago and playing simcity with it (the original game).   Rampage was also cool and we had all the ultima game and the original mechwarrior game. It was awesome.

  • CablespiderCablespider Member UncommonPosts: 272
    Originally posted by repoman8679


    That would be one of the guys that shouldn't be allowed online.

    rofl! That's hilarious.

     

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  • MaxZnortMaxZnort Member Posts: 19

    you are a liar. besides the specs of your rig I don't believe in any of your words. and why? because  I have a pentium 4 3ghz with 512M and an nvidia geforce4 440 and I can't even get the game to run!! you are one of those jealous haters that don't have a decent system to play WAR and come here just to troll the game. go play something else. pacman maybe. or buy a rig like grimal's.

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    Have fun

  • ZahzulZahzul Member Posts: 69

    This is an excellent review and I concure completely!

     

    My Commadore 64 stutters horribly from time to time, and I agree that the gfx are greatly over-rated! The nerve of gaming companies these day!

  • GormandYGormandY Member Posts: 411

    ...

    pointless, immature, and stupid.

  • zmortiszmortis Member Posts: 152

    WoW, WAR, any MMORPG they are all crap.  Everyone knows the height of fantasy video gaming was "Zork".  There is no game which can top the master.  Now if I could only get it to run on my Timex-Sinclair with 4 KB of RAM.  Maybe if I get the 16KB memory expansion? . . . .

     

    Seriously - JUST KIDDING.  Funny post OP.

    I hope this helps.

  • CablespiderCablespider Member UncommonPosts: 272
    Originally posted by MaxZnort


    you are a liar. besides the specs of your rig I don't believe in any of your words. and why? because  I have a pentium 4 3ghz with 512M and an nvidia geforce4 440 and I can't even get the game to run!! you are one of those jealous haters that don't have a decent system to play WAR and come here just to troll the game. go play something else. pacman maybe. or buy a rig like grimal's.

    I find it amazing when people go off in a thread they clearly haven't even read. I almost feel embarrassed for the poster. Interesting experiment.

    Get some therapy man!

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  • teknicianteknician Member UncommonPosts: 270
    Originally posted by zmortis


    WoW, WAR, any MMORPG they are all crap.  Everyone knows the height of fantasy video gaming was "Zork".  There is no game which can top the master.  Now if I could only get it to run on my Timex-Sinclair with 4 KB of RAM.  Maybe if I get the 16KB memory expansion? . . . .
     
    Seriously - JUST KIDDING.  Funny post OP.
    I hope this helps.

     

    Yes.  Zork>All

  • brostynbrostyn Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 3,092

    The gullibility of some posters is astounding.

  • djsmileeydjsmileey Member Posts: 59

    This post is full of win. 

    Definite LULS

     

     

    -- Games are never as fun as their hype. It's still doing the same things as 90% of the MMOs ever since EQ1 wrote the template for 3D MMOs.

    -- You can't ever be that newbie again. Not Warhammer, not WoW, not AoC, or any other MMO out there claiming originality.

    -- You, I, and many other people won't be satisfied until once again we can be immersed,as newbs once more, into a mysterious realm of which we know nothing.

  • LethalBurstLethalBurst Member UncommonPosts: 367

    I knew the OP was making a joke/sarcastic post when I read the thread title.

    It's amazing how slow some people are. Scary even.

     

  • ZahzulZahzul Member Posts: 69
    Originally posted by MaxZnort


    you are a liar. besides the specs of your rig I don't believe in any of your words. and why? because  I have a pentium 4 3ghz with 512M and an nvidia geforce4 440 and I can't even get the game to run!! you are one of those jealous haters that don't have a decent system to play WAR and come here just to troll the game. go play something else. pacman maybe. or buy a rig like grimal's.



     

    Scary people, these basement dwellers!

  • tazarconantazarconan Member Posts: 1,013
    Originally posted by repoman8679


    Ok so I am into half of my first level so I feel I am fairly qualified to judge this game here.  Here is some specs on my pc.
    486mhz pentium
    64mb integrated graphics
    128mb Ram I got from Walmart
     
    So now on with my review.  First off the graphics are horrible!  I don't see how they can spend millions of dollars and get graphics like these.  If I were Mythic I would ask for my money back from the designers.  And as far as animation goes it's terrible.  Everyone knows orcs and goblins don't move like that in real life.
    As far as pvp goes I feel I am held back.  I don't feel powerful at all.  I don't know what they were thinking.  I don't have a soundcard yet but if I did I would think the sounds would not be up to par.
    Also there is no excuse even though we are in beta and these are the first times these servers have had to handle all these people.  Why can't they get it 100% right before they let people play these things.  I know it is not my rig because I can max out Wolfenstein 3d with AA and everything turned way up.
    So for my final conclusion I think WAR WILL NOT BEAT WOW.  Won't happen.  War can't do it.  If they were arm wrestling WOW would rip WAR's arm right off!
     
    (In all seriousness I am bored at work)
    But I am so tired of coming here to see if there is any meaningful discussions going on about the game and seeing all these tards who are probably sitting in their mom's basement writing up ghey reviews like they are in any position to judge a game.  And then somehow adding in the whole WOW versus WAR thing.  It's so stupid.  I think internet should be outlawed for alot of people.
    (back to work)

     

    1.with your computer u cant play now a bad designed single player rpg that requires 3d graficks ..imagine a 2008 mmorpg with adv 3d grafics.

    2.u feel u r held back in pvp? u said u are halfway to your 1st  lvl how could u possibly even talk about pvp?

    3.your conclusion about  war wont beat wow suggests u are/were playing wow , and i wonder without lvling to the endgame max lvl cap  in a decent computer and not piece of archeological piece of junk u posess?

    P.S.  In case u just made this post to upset war fanboys ok..

    In case you made this post in all serious and good intensions i must confess u must be THE WORST FRIEKING IDIOT HUMAN BEING i ve ever encountered posting in mmorpg.com ever imaginable

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