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9-year old writes a book on how to talk to women

ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662

Is this kid a future stud or an insecure little brat?

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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    Insecure brat. My little nephew always got the girls eye cuz he was a very cute kid. Being a kid a cute can get any female to talk to you unless you don't like kids. Sounds like parents might be trying to get some cash from this kid. Even I was a flurt at the age of 7, even thought I was more into SEGA than getting cooties.

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  • AmpallangAmpallang Member Posts: 396

    Ok, I'll say it:

     

    The question is not how to talk to women, but how to get them to stop talking.

    If you are not being responded to directly, you are probably on my ignore list.

  • FishermageFishermage Member Posts: 7,562

    I read the book -- it's very cute. Good job for a nine-year-old.

  • FinweFinwe Member CommonPosts: 3,106

    I don't think either.

    I think the kid is probably linguistically gifted and happens to be an extrovert. Girls find him cute, so he has alot of attention from them of all ages, thus it has allowed him to be comfortable around them. And probably because of that, like any woman will when given a chance, is spill themselves to the first non-judgmental soul about. That soul may happen to be a 9 year old kid.

    I'm sure he's picked up quite a bit for a 9 year old, and because he knows how to write quite decently for his age, his parents have urged him to capitalize on it.

    Voila, this is born.

    "The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    "If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979

  • TorakTorak Member Posts: 4,905

    Its a 9 year old child.

    He probably made some observations about girls that were a bit ahead of his age and the PARENTS jumped all over it.

    The parents are running this show, have no doubt.

     

     

  • dubistblaudubistblau Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 274

    thsi also made me think of the movie, "Little Manhattan." its a very good movie of love and breakdowns but just like the author of the book, the lead role is a kid. its really funny and at the same time, very inspirational. things viewed in a very simple manner will be more comprehensible and accepted.

  • XeximaXexima Member UncommonPosts: 2,698
    Originally posted by Finwe


    I don't think either.
    I think the kid is probably linguistically gifted and happens to be an extrovert. Girls find him cute, so he has alot of attention from them of all ages, thus it has allowed him to be comfortable around them. And probably because of that, like any woman will when given a chance, is spill themselves to the first non-judgmental soul about. That soul may happen to be a 9 year old kid.
    I'm sure he's picked up quite a bit for a 9 year old, and because he knows how to write quite decently for his age, his parents have urged him to capitalize on it.
    Voila, this is born.

     

    No surprise there.

    It's not the talking to girls part that gets me, it's getting them to do what you want them to do that I have trouble with (i.e. Make me a sandwich; get me a beer; Get on your knees, etc.).  I even add "bitch" to the end of all of my sentences, and they still don't seem to listen.  I may end up just getting a bat, that would totally help.

  • effemmeeffemme Member Posts: 1

    i think it's more of an 'appreciate the author' book than 'appreciate the book' book. the publishing company may just be in it for the money.

    besides. maybe it really is just a stepping stone for the kid.. so that when the child grows up, he creates a good book and the cover goes 'the kid who got a book published at 9yearsold' or something like that.

  • XeximaXexima Member UncommonPosts: 2,698

    Hell, the kid gets my props, how often do you hear of a 9yo that gets a book published?

  • DailyBuzzDailyBuzz Member Posts: 2,306

    He writes:

    "Comb your hair, and don't wear sweats".

    "If I say hi and you say hi back, we're probably off to a good start".



    This kid is not only a writer, he's also a jeweler and an auto-mechanic.

    I think what we've all learned from this story is that it's easy to pick up women. All you have to do is convince them you haven't hit puberty yet, and there's no way you can get them pregnant. This is much easier to accomplish during conversation than it is during sex.

  • n25phillyn25philly Member Posts: 1,317
    Originally posted by Ampallang


    Ok, I'll say it:
     
    The question is not how to talk to women, but how to get them to stop talking.

     

    That would be an instant best seller!

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  • TheFranchiseTheFranchise Member Posts: 241
    Originally posted by DailyBuzz


     
    This kid is not only a writer, he's also a jeweler and an auto-mechanic.


    I think what we've all learned from this story is that it's easy to pick up women. All you have to do is convince them you haven't hit puberty yet, and there's no way you can get them pregnant. This is much easier to accomplish during conversation than it is during sex.

    Sure, kind of goes with women having gay friends or having long-distance or online relationships.  They don't have to have any real relationships that way.

  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    I'm gonna read about another ugly teacher getting some lil boy in a few more days.

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  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662
    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X


    I'm gonna read about another ugly teacher getting some lil boy in a few more days.



     

    That's always the danger.  Some of those teachers aren't even ugly, they're pretty good looking.  But they're definitely crazy.

  • shurishuri Member Posts: 10

    I think this kid is a genuis.. the parents should take more extra care of this kid cause he has lots of talen and potentials

  • EfrathEfrath Member UncommonPosts: 46

    The kid does seem to give  out a few good advices. Though t he advices mentioned in the article might seems to be no-brainers, it's not all of us who thinks like that during dating and such. Us humans have a tendency to make things more complicated than it really is after all.

    Just saying hi and start talking and sharing eachothers interests, experiences and other things helps alot really ;o

  • kikomanokikomano Member Posts: 19

    cool!!

  • DailyBuzzDailyBuzz Member Posts: 2,306
    Originally posted by Efrath


    The kid does seem to give  out a few good advices. Though t he advices mentioned in the article might seems to be no-brainers, it's not all of us who thinks like that during dating and such. Us humans have a tendency to make things more complicated than it really is after all.
    Just saying hi and start talking and sharing eachothers interests, experiences and other things helps alot really ;o

     

    That's the thing. This kid is offering advice to the people who don't need it. Women have all the time in the world for men that have no agenda. It's when they realize that men are being patronizing that they shut down. Unless, of course, they just want to get down themselves, then they play along.

    Men want a template for how to patronize women for a single nights gain, not how to begin a friendship. Expecting that advice to come from a 9 year old is a bit sickening.

  • EfrathEfrath Member UncommonPosts: 46
    Originally posted by DailyBuzz


     
    That's the thing. This kid is offering advice to the people who don't need it. Women have all the time in the world for men that have no agenda. It's when they realize that men are being patronizing that they shut down. Unless, of course, they just want to get down themselves, then they play along.
    Men want a template for how to patronize women for a single nights gain, not how to begin a friendship. Expecting that advice to come from a 9 year old is a bit sickening.

     

    I dunno about you but I don't thin *all* men just want pure one night stands. I'm oretty sure there are those out to get to know the girl and search for long term relationships.

  • altairzqaltairzq Member Posts: 3,811
    Originally posted by n25philly

    Originally posted by Ampallang


    Ok, I'll say it:
     
    The question is not how to talk to women, but how to get them to stop talking.

     

    That would be an instant best seller!

     

    Old fashioned 20th century sexism FTW!!!

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359

    I think the only ones who speak negatively about this kid and his book may actually need to read his book.

  • DailyBuzzDailyBuzz Member Posts: 2,306
    Originally posted by Efrath



    I dunno about you but I don't thin *all* men just want pure one night stands. I'm oretty sure there are those out to get to know the girl and search for long term relationships.

     

    Of course there are. They just aren't buying books to learn how to be themselves.

  • n25phillyn25philly Member Posts: 1,317
    Originally posted by altairzq

    Originally posted by n25philly

    Originally posted by Ampallang


    Ok, I'll say it:
     
    The question is not how to talk to women, but how to get them to stop talking.

     

    That would be an instant best seller!

     

    Old fashioned 20th century sexism FTW!!!

     

    20th century? I'll be sure to tell everyone I know how much I've progressed

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