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China creates new WMD

SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460
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IT'S THE CHINESE SUPER KISS!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/3681859/Chinese-man-ruptures-girlfriends-ear-with-passionate-kiss.html

 

The end is near...!

 

-Murt

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  • EkibiogamiEkibiogami Member UncommonPosts: 2,154

    That is Really really Creeepppppy.....

    LOL...*Shoves Dirty thoughts back in to the locker*

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  • paulscottpaulscott Member Posts: 5,613

    That's what I call foreplay :D

    I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.

  • WaterlilyWaterlily Member UncommonPosts: 3,105

    I was quite surprised when I read the article's title because I would never account a tongue or kiss being able to go down so deep into the ear canal.

    Apparently the pressure on the eardrum just caused it to rupture. I hope he's no too embaressed hehe.

  • LanmoragonLanmoragon Member Posts: 994

    Hey Serien, are you in the Marine Corps?

  • EkibiogamiEkibiogami Member UncommonPosts: 2,154
    Originally posted by Waterlily


    I was quite surprised when I read the article's title because I would never account a tongue or kiss being able to go down so deep into the ear canal.



     

    Pencil Tongue ;p

    If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude; greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.
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  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    You guys fail at reading.  Go read the article.  It had nothing to do with a tongue being shoved into the ear canal but rather pressure or lack there of in the inner ear.

    The guy apparently sucked too hard while kissing her.  Because of the Eustachian Tube preassure in the inner ear was lower then the outer and it pulled the ear drum in and thus ruptured it.

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460
    Originally posted by Lanmoragon


    Hey Serien, are you in the Marine Corps?

     

    USMCR - Yes, I am.

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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    Hell what's goin on Murt. That guy must be Scorpion. Hummm, sharp ass tounge.

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  • LanmoragonLanmoragon Member Posts: 994
    Originally posted by Serien

    Originally posted by Lanmoragon


    Hey Serien, are you in the Marine Corps?

     

    USMCR - Yes, I am.

     

    Well hopefully I will join you in about 4 months.  I go to MCRDSD on January 5th for 3 long months and then if/when I graduate will be in the Reserves.

  • BigdavoBigdavo Member UncommonPosts: 1,863

    Maybe someone else was putting 'something' in her ear at the same time?

    O_o o_O

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