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BofisBofis Member Posts: 6

This is complete garbage.  They announce the 2 hour head start for beta testers, I create an account and its bugged, they say nothing and I get F*UCKED OUT OF MY PRE-ORDER, THEN THEY F*CUKINHG LIE AND SAY THEY WILL SELL MORE COPIES ON THE 25 AND THEY DONT. I HAVE BEEN CLICKING FUCKING TREFRESH ON THE GOD DAMN ACCOUNT PAGE FOR ALMOST 3 DAYS NON STOP.

 

WHEN THE FU*CK WILL IG ET TO PLAY THIS GAME. WHAT THE HELL I WAS A BETA TESTER YUOU GAVE ME A HEAD START AND THEN PUNISHED ME FOR IT? WHY WAS MY ACCOUNT BUGGED WHBYT COULODNT I FUCKIKONG PREORDER HGOFDFDAMN ITTTT, FYUFCKJMKI YTOUUUUUUU,M GODKL DAMN FUCKUIKNG SHI

 

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WHEN CAN I P[LAY THIS FUCKKING GAME GFOD DAMN IT WHENNNNNNNN, IM ONNA BE ALL BVEHINFD, IM GONNA BE A FUCKING NWWBVUIE EVEN THGO UGH I WAS THETRE FIRST????????????IU FUCKINTG SAW THAT DHIT GET POSYTED I FUJCKING MADE AN ACCOUNT I WAS ONE OF THEW GFIRST GFUCKJING PEOPLE TO YTRY TO PREORDER, LAST COME FIRST SERVE???????? WHENTHNE FUCK WILL I FWOIHEO9Q9Y89WY98RY89FOEW

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  • sanedorsanedor Member Posts: 485
    Originally posted by Bofis


    This is complete garbage.  They announce the 2 hour head start for beta testers, I create an account and its bugged, they say nothing and I get F*UCKED OUT OF MY PRE-ORDER, THEN THEY F*CUKINHG LIE AND SAY THEY WILL SELL MORE COPIES ON THE 25 AND THEY DONT. I HAVE BEEN CLICKING FUCKING TREFRESH ON THE GOD DAMN ACCOUNT PAGE FOR ALMOST 3 DAYS NON STOP.
     
    WHEN THE FU*CK WILL IG ET TO PLAY THIS GAME. WHAT THE HELL I WAS A BETA TESTER YUOU GAVE ME A HEAD START AND THEN PUNISHED ME FOR IT? WHY WAS MY ACCOUNT BUGGED WHBYT COULODNT I FUCKIKONG PREORDER HGOFDFDAMN ITTTT, FYUFCKJMKI YTOUUUUUUU,M GODKL DAMN FUCKUIKNG SHI

     
    TH89032U9032UR32U02U09R32R3RRU902U90U90R32U90R3290U903U90R3U90U90R32U90R3U90R
    3U90R32U90RU90R3
    WHEN CAN I P[LAY THIS FUCKKING GAME GFOD DAMN IT WHENNNNNNNN, IM ONNA BE ALL BVEHINFD, IM GONNA BE A FUCKING NWWBVUIE EVEN THGO UGH I WAS THETRE FIRST????????????IU FUCKINTG SAW THAT DHIT GET POSYTED I FUJCKING MADE AN ACCOUNT I WAS ONE OF THEW GFIRST GFUCKJING PEOPLE TO YTRY TO PREORDER, LAST COME FIRST SERVE???????? WHENTHNE FUCK WILL I FWOIHEO9Q9Y89WY98RY89FOEW

    Would tell you to calm down but hey it's DF get use to it, o and i was told just a min ago servers are up

  • imdaninjaimdaninja Member Posts: 32

    could you record that and post a link to the sound file?

  • mcquaidedmcquaided Member Posts: 157

    omg id so hear it if he would vent out .. you tube it dude.

    Im going to sell you a dream.

  • Thoric485Thoric485 Member UncommonPosts: 525

    Next time Youtube it.

    "The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
    To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
    On we sweep with threshing oar, our only goal will be the western shore."
  • warppwarpp Member Posts: 258
    Originally posted by Bofis


    This is complete garbage.  They announce the 2 hour head start for beta testers, I create an account and its bugged, they say nothing and I get F*UCKED OUT OF MY PRE-ORDER, THEN THEY F*CUKINHG LIE AND SAY THEY WILL SELL MORE COPIES ON THE 25 AND THEY DONT. I HAVE BEEN CLICKING FUCKING TREFRESH ON THE GOD DAMN ACCOUNT PAGE FOR ALMOST 3 DAYS NON STOP.
     
    WHEN THE FU*CK WILL IG ET TO PLAY THIS GAME. WHAT THE HELL I WAS A BETA TESTER YUOU GAVE ME A HEAD START AND THEN PUNISHED ME FOR IT? WHY WAS MY ACCOUNT BUGGED WHBYT COULODNT I FUCKIKONG PREORDER HGOFDFDAMN ITTTT, FYUFCKJMKI YTOUUUUUUU,M GODKL DAMN FUCKUIKNG SHI

     
    TH89032U9032UR32U02U09R32R3RRU902U90U90R32U90R3290U903U90R3U90U90R32U90R3U90R
    3U90R32U90RU90R3
    WHEN CAN I P[LAY THIS FUCKKING GAME GFOD DAMN IT WHENNNNNNNN, IM ONNA BE ALL BVEHINFD, IM GONNA BE A FUCKING NWWBVUIE EVEN THGO UGH I WAS THETRE FIRST????????????IU FUCKINTG SAW THAT DHIT GET POSYTED I FUJCKING MADE AN ACCOUNT I WAS ONE OF THEW GFIRST GFUCKJING PEOPLE TO YTRY TO PREORDER, LAST COME FIRST SERVE???????? WHENTHNE FUCK WILL I FWOIHEO9Q9Y89WY98RY89FOEW

    Who cares about you not been able to play. You were warned but you choose to ignore the warning and attacked anyone who tried to tell you what a bunch of dicks AV are and that DF is a heap of crap that has not been fully tested. Your rabid fanyboy attitude has led to you being ripped of by the almighty god like figure called Tasos.

    They are smiling at you now knowing they were only going to let a few of the paying beta tester in because the server can't handle it. You are a PAYING BETA TESTER so STFU and take it like a man.

    This is what you bought into so stop coming to this forum because the almighty Tasos has conveintly shut down the main DF forum.

    How are you enjoying the whole  DF experience,i hope you are getting your monies worth...LOLOLOLOL.

     

    Send me a post card sometime...From DF with tears..

     

    Jah Rasta For I.
    The Wicked Shall Fall..





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  • Die_ScreamDie_Scream Member Posts: 1,785

    Sweet dude, that was epic mad post action.

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  • SeytanSeytan Member Posts: 653
    Originally posted by Bofis


    This is complete garbage.  They announce the 2 hour head start for beta testers, I create an account and its bugged, they say nothing and I get F*UCKED OUT OF MY PRE-ORDER, THEN THEY F*CUKINHG LIE AND SAY THEY WILL SELL MORE COPIES ON THE 25 AND THEY DONT. I HAVE BEEN CLICKING FUCKING TREFRESH ON THE GOD DAMN ACCOUNT PAGE FOR ALMOST 3 DAYS NON STOP.
     
    WHEN THE FU*CK WILL IG ET TO PLAY THIS GAME. WHAT THE HELL I WAS A BETA TESTER YUOU GAVE ME A HEAD START AND THEN PUNISHED ME FOR IT? WHY WAS MY ACCOUNT BUGGED WHBYT COULODNT I FUCKIKONG PREORDER HGOFDFDAMN ITTTT, FYUFCKJMKI YTOUUUUUUU,M GODKL DAMN FUCKUIKNG SHI

     
    TH89032U9032UR32U02U09R32R3RRU902U90U90R32U90R3290U903U90R3U90U90R32U90R3U90R
    3U90R32U90RU90R3
    WHEN CAN I P[LAY THIS FUCKKING GAME GFOD DAMN IT WHENNNNNNNN, IM ONNA BE ALL BVEHINFD, IM GONNA BE A FUCKING NWWBVUIE EVEN THGO UGH I WAS THETRE FIRST????????????IU FUCKINTG SAW THAT DHIT GET POSYTED I FUJCKING MADE AN ACCOUNT I WAS ONE OF THEW GFIRST GFUCKJING PEOPLE TO YTRY TO PREORDER, LAST COME FIRST SERVE???????? WHENTHNE FUCK WILL I FWOIHEO9Q9Y89WY98RY89FOEW



     

    Im guessing you wanted to vent a bit? Right? Thats ok, I understand, you needed a  time to emo.  If you really want to make a emo "splash" you tube yourself. May be tough to reconcile the twinky bags and cheetoe fatalities laying about but you will still be respected for standing up for what you believe in.

  • mcquaidedmcquaided Member Posts: 157

    lol

    Im going to sell you a dream.

  • BigMangoBigMango Member UncommonPosts: 1,821

    Here the youtube version : www.youtube.com/watch

     

     

  • PrestonPreston Member Posts: 122

    Bofis, I definitely want the youtube version.

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  • Jefferson81Jefferson81 Member Posts: 730
    Originally posted by Bofis


    This is complete garbage.  They announce the 2 hour head start for beta testers, I create an account and its bugged, they say nothing and I get F*UCKED OUT OF MY PRE-ORDER, THEN THEY F*CUKINHG LIE AND SAY THEY WILL SELL MORE COPIES ON THE 25 AND THEY DONT. I HAVE BEEN CLICKING FUCKING TREFRESH ON THE GOD DAMN ACCOUNT PAGE FOR ALMOST 3 DAYS NON STOP.
     
    WHEN THE FU*CK WILL IG ET TO PLAY THIS GAME. WHAT THE HELL I WAS A BETA TESTER YUOU GAVE ME A HEAD START AND THEN PUNISHED ME FOR IT? WHY WAS MY ACCOUNT BUGGED WHBYT COULODNT I FUCKIKONG PREORDER HGOFDFDAMN ITTTT, FYUFCKJMKI YTOUUUUUUU,M GODKL DAMN FUCKUIKNG SHI

     
    TH89032U9032UR32U02U09R32R3RRU902U90U90R32U90R3290U903U90R3U90U90R32U90R3U90R
    3U90R32U90RU90R3
    WHEN CAN I P[LAY THIS FUCKKING GAME GFOD DAMN IT WHENNNNNNNN, IM ONNA BE ALL BVEHINFD, IM GONNA BE A FUCKING NWWBVUIE EVEN THGO UGH I WAS THETRE FIRST????????????IU FUCKINTG SAW THAT DHIT GET POSYTED I FUJCKING MADE AN ACCOUNT I WAS ONE OF THEW GFIRST GFUCKJING PEOPLE TO YTRY TO PREORDER, LAST COME FIRST SERVE???????? WHENTHNE FUCK WILL I FWOIHEO9Q9Y89WY98RY89FOEW

     

    Chill out dude and what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

     

  • stayontargetstayontarget Member RarePosts: 6,519

    Keep positive  

    I'm sure they heard that.  I know they did.

    BTW: You ever play postal ?

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  • SpiroTrisSpiroTris Member Posts: 60

    Anyone up for grinding troll deeds on mmorpg.com forums for +1 valour?

  • BofisBofis Member Posts: 6

    u think ur fukin cloud strife ur GFUCKIN NOBODDYYYYYYY, your a god dam NO NAME PIECE OF SHIT,mI BREEN RUNNIN THIS SHIT 15 YEARS,S I BEEN RUNNIN TIHS FUJKIKN SHIT AND NOW I XCAN FUINALLY HAVE A CHGANBCEW TO OWN AGA INA ANAN FDI UY OU FUCKING NOBOFDYDYYYYYYYYY I FUCKING HAT REUO(EUu90U() YOU AIONT CLO(UD STRIFE TY(UR A FUCKING GFfa

  • biskebiske Member Posts: 26
    Originally posted by Bofis


    This is complete garbage.  They announce the 2 hour head start for beta testers, I create an account and its bugged, they say nothing and I get F*UCKED OUT OF MY PRE-ORDER, THEN THEY F*CUKINHG LIE AND SAY THEY WILL SELL MORE COPIES ON THE 25 AND THEY DONT. I HAVE BEEN CLICKING FUCKING TREFRESH ON THE GOD DAMN ACCOUNT PAGE FOR ALMOST 3 DAYS NON STOP.
     
    WHEN THE FU*CK WILL IG ET TO PLAY THIS GAME. WHAT THE HELL I WAS A BETA TESTER YUOU GAVE ME A HEAD START AND THEN PUNISHED ME FOR IT? WHY WAS MY ACCOUNT BUGGED WHBYT COULODNT I FUCKIKONG PREORDER HGOFDFDAMN ITTTT, FYUFCKJMKI YTOUUUUUUU,M GODKL DAMN FUCKUIKNG SHI

     
    TH89032U9032UR32U02U09R32R3RRU902U90U90R32U90R3290U903U90R3U90U90R32U90R3U90R
    3U90R32U90RU90R3
    WHEN CAN I P[LAY THIS FUCKKING GAME GFOD DAMN IT WHENNNNNNNN, IM ONNA BE ALL BVEHINFD, IM GONNA BE A FUCKING NWWBVUIE EVEN THGO UGH I WAS THETRE FIRST????????????IU FUCKINTG SAW THAT DHIT GET POSYTED I FUJCKING MADE AN ACCOUNT I WAS ONE OF THEW GFIRST GFUCKJING PEOPLE TO YTRY TO PREORDER, LAST COME FIRST SERVE???????? WHENTHNE FUCK WILL I FWOIHEO9Q9Y89WY98RY89FOEW



     

    two words: Midol

  • demolishIXdemolishIX Member Posts: 632

    Darkfall community at it's best right there...

  • SpiroTrisSpiroTris Member Posts: 60
    Originally posted by Bofis


    u think ur fukin cloud strife ur GFUCKIN NOBODDYYYYYYY, your a god dam NO NAME PIECE OF SHIT,mI BREEN RUNNIN THIS SHIT 15 YEARS,S I BEEN RUNNIN TIHS FUJKIKN SHIT AND NOW I XCAN FUINALLY HAVE A CHGANBCEW TO OWN AGA INA ANAN FDI UY OU FUCKING NOBOFDYDYYYYYYYYY I FUCKING HAT REUO(EUu90U() YOU AIONT CLO(UD STRIFE TY(UR A FUCKING GFfa

     

    But you're wrong, I am the REAL cloud strife!

  • vknidvknid Member UncommonPosts: 154

    "HGOFDFDAMN ITTTT, FYUFCKJMKI YTOUUUUUUU,M" lol XD

    youtube it! NOW!

     

     

  • biskebiske Member Posts: 26

    Hey final fantasy dude, who were you in uo? What shard? I probably killed you years ago.

  • SpiroTrisSpiroTris Member Posts: 60
    Originally posted by Bofis


    This is complete garbage.  They announce the 2 hour head start for beta testers, I create an account and its bugged, they say nothing and I get F*UCKED OUT OF MY PRE-ORDER, THEN THEY F*CUKINHG LIE AND SAY THEY WILL SELL MORE COPIES ON THE 25 AND THEY DONT. I HAVE BEEN CLICKING FUCKING TREFRESH ON THE GOD DAMN ACCOUNT PAGE FOR ALMOST 3 DAYS NON STOP.
     
    WHEN THE FU*CK WILL IG ET TO PLAY THIS GAME. WHAT THE HELL I WAS A BETA TESTER YUOU GAVE ME A HEAD START AND THEN PUNISHED ME FOR IT? WHY WAS MY ACCOUNT BUGGED WHBYT COULODNT I FUCKIKONG PREORDER HGOFDFDAMN ITTTT, FYUFCKJMKI YTOUUUUUUU,M GODKL DAMN FUCKUIKNG SHI

     
    TH89032U9032UR32U02U09R32R3RRU902U90U90R32U90R3290U903U90R3U90U90R32U90R3U90R
    3U90R32U90RU90R3
    WHEN CAN I P[LAY THIS FUCKKING GAME GFOD DAMN IT WHENNNNNNNN, IM ONNA BE ALL BVEHINFD, IM GONNA BE A FUCKING NWWBVUIE EVEN THGO UGH I WAS THETRE FIRST????????????IU FUCKINTG SAW THAT DHIT GET POSYTED I FUJCKING MADE AN ACCOUNT I WAS ONE OF THEW GFIRST GFUCKJING PEOPLE TO YTRY TO PREORDER, LAST COME FIRST SERVE???????? WHENTHNE FUCK WILL I FWOIHEO9Q9Y89WY98RY89FOEW

     

    Oi btw.. biske.. is that from Hunter X Hunter? Oh man I loved that anime...

  • SpiroTrisSpiroTris Member Posts: 60
    Originally posted by biske


    Hey final fantasy dude, who were you in uo? What shard? I probably killed you years ago.

     

    Mandrim/SpiroTris/Fubar @ Europa :)

  • biskebiske Member Posts: 26

    Actually I came up with it entirely on my own. If there is another source for my name I curse it to hell! I came up with it when I was like 10 when uo first came out waaay back when. It is from an old old old novel written in the 1800s about a werewolf by the name of Bisque Va Larat. I actually still play uo today, it's a shell of the game it once was, but still better then any of the other crap released since, in fact this is the first game since uo that seems to have that same level of kill your mother and piss on her grave existential freedom that I know and love. I'm hoping this will be the next generation uo, and from the level of smack I see on the forums by golly it just may be it! Course, most of these flamers are scrubs, try being a board warrior on stratics, now that takes some wit.

    P.S. to whichever random idiot takes offense to that, save your breath, you wont win and I wont care.

    P.S.S I know you don't actually use breath to type.

    P.S.S.S See? I'm a pro at this, shootin down the burns before you even say em.

  • SpiroTrisSpiroTris Member Posts: 60

  • biskebiske Member Posts: 26
    Originally posted by SpiroTris

    Originally posted by biske


    Hey final fantasy dude, who were you in uo? What shard? I probably killed you years ago.

     

    Mandrim/SpiroTris/Fubar @ Europa :)



     

    Never played Europa. I did however play Atlantic, Pacific, Baja, Legends, Origin. A few brief stops at other places. My main on every shard has always been Biske though.

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