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Further Proof That God Created Us... :P
Ockham
Member Posts: 110
Uh, oh. lol.
The Genius of God's Creation
WARNING - Contains anatomical drawings.
And if I get in trouble for this, then I want all the linkers who link to Yahtzee's Zero Punctuation reviews to be in trouble too. Because those videos are just as bad if not worse. Fair is fair.
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Some people have way too much time on their hands.
Did you see the original video?
www.youtube.com/watch
I CANNOT FACEPALM HARD ENOUGH
Edit: At the "HURR DURR MODERN DAY BANANERS WERE MADE BY GOD", in case anyone was thinking I was facepalming at the OP.
Ugh...I wish that people like this would think a little bit more about the apologetic side of things before they do this stuff...This kind of thing is only true if you already believe it, just like Pascal's wager....ignoring all of the sexual suggestiveness of it.......
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
I'll do it for you.
This thread is so locked!
How old are you? 12?
OP's video isn't there anymore. Don't think I'm missing much though.
Ingenious spoof of the banana argument video.
10/10
This is a sequence of characters intended to produce some profound mental effect, but it has failed.
What? Ya it is.
BWHUAHAHAHAA! XD
Thanks OP, that was great! So hilarious, but great. *still laughing tears* XD
People don't ask questions to get answers - they ask questions to show how smart they are. - Dogbert
Lol
OP wins.
I think I just threw up a little after watching that >_>
Hilarious. And yes it simply further proves how utter ignorant and retarded the whole Banana argument is. What about a Pineapple?? Or Coconut?
People should believe want they want to, but I simply have to react when people are so blatently retarded simply looking for anything that could be the slightest sign of intelligent design/creation, without looking any further than what they've found to prove it.
Liked the point the video makes.
Hope you got your things together. Hope you are quite prepared to die. Looks like we're in for nasty weather. ... There's a bad moon on the rise.
No, they're not made for eachother... Sick and twisted video. I'm disturbed.
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What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?
Originally posted by Hazmal
What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."
I'd say maybe you buy a strapon for your girlfriend. Prostrate massage is very relaxing. And minimizes the risk for prostrate cancer, btw. Lol, I am always amused how easy you young ppl are disturbed by simple biological functions. I know lotsa straight males who like to take their girls anal. And some who like their girlfriends to take THEM anal. The world is a diverse, vast and complex place. Or to quote "Q" from Star Trek:
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid."
People don't ask questions to get answers - they ask questions to show how smart they are. - Dogbert
This kind of stuff makes me want to donate to the 700 Club, sign up for Scientology auditing classes(all of them, damn thetans!), and move to Colorado City, Arizona at the same time!!!!!
Don't be terrorized! You're more likely to die of a car accident, drowning, fire, or murder! More people die every year from prescription drugs than terrorism LOL!
Actually, prostate massage can cause male orgasm without even touching the penis!
For gay people, I bet you'd get a big argument saying they are made for each other. And for them, I would agree.
Personally, I think the Lord works in mysterious ways. lol.
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I'd say maybe you buy a strapon for your girlfriend. Prostrate massage is very relaxing. And minimizes the risk for prostrate cancer, btw. Lol, I am always amused how easy you young ppl are disturbed by simple biological functions. I know lotsa straight males who like to take their girls anal. And some who like their girlfriends to take THEM anal. The world is a diverse, vast and complex place. Or to quote "Q" from Star Trek:
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid."
You're right.
If you go to a urologist with an inflamed prostate they will give you an antibiotic, recommend frequent ejaculation, and prostate massage. I know it freaks people out in this culture, but in other cultures its been normal for a long long long time.
If it freaks a guy out too bad, have their girlfriend do it right before they ejaculate or during masturbation. They don't call it the "male g-spot" for no reason at all.
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