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7 steps to a healthier you

glofishglofish Member UncommonPosts: 346

Step 1: Admit that you are a hater and that your haterade has made you an arrogant, smelly twit.

Step 2: Come to grips with the fact that you need to look outside of  a game to restore your inner balance. This will involve going outside. Use sunscreen.

Step 3: Decide to turn you life over to a pursuit of non-hatertude. It won't happen unless you make it happen.

Step 4: Make a list of every person - idiot or not - to whom you have been a jerk.

Step 5: Begin a lifelong process of admitting your are a smacktard at every possible moment.

Step 6: Seek continued path toward angelic behavior. Become a beta tester and actually give positive feedback once.

Step 7: Having made your personal journey now commit to being a forum contributor who is relentlessly cheerful, always positive and unwilling to find fault with any aspect of your favorite game, understanding that you made the circle of hate complete.

- repost - author unknown (to me at least)

Comments

  • SidereusSidereus Member Posts: 316

    it wont be happen... never... not a chance.... at least on MMORPG.com

    QUESTION:
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Xridnasa:
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    What's a "grocery store"? Is that like McDonald's?
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    ANSWER:
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by sidimazz:
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    Kind of, just without the rapist.

  • Crim101Crim101 Member Posts: 75

    Step one: buy a chinese character keyboard.

    Step two: buy a left handed mouse.

    Step three: cut the wires connected to your router.

    Step four: delete all games from your system.

    Step five: blind yourself with a biro pen.

    Step six: cut of all your fingers (the last few are tricky so use your mouth).

    Step seven: success, you win! 

     

  • KaocanKaocan Member UncommonPosts: 1,270

     I heard there is an Internet Addiction Rehabilitation center in Washington State that can help with this. Its like $12000 for the 45 day "help you learn to be human again" program. So if you cant help yourself, there is hope still.

    (DISCLAIMER - The use of the word YOU in the above post is not directed at any one person in particular, but towards those who fall into the category itself - there is no personal attack here, neither intentional nor implied.)

  • glofishglofish Member UncommonPosts: 346

    One thing that I will never understand is the glee with which people bash a game - they are begging for validation from one another

  • colddogcolddog Member Posts: 173
    Originally posted by glofish


    One thing that I will never understand is the glee with which people bash a game - they are begging for validation from one another

    I think that it's time for you to take a good look at yourself and ask the question - am I also begging for validation from others?

  • scodavisscodavis Member Posts: 190
    Originally posted by colddog

    Originally posted by glofish


    One thing that I will never understand is the glee with which people bash a game - they are begging for validation from one another

    I think that it's time for you to take a good look at yourself and ask the question - am I also begging for validation from others?

     

    Good luck with that advice.  I don't think the OP has any idea of the irony in his post.

     

     

  • glofishglofish Member UncommonPosts: 346
    Originally posted by colddog

    Originally posted by glofish


    One thing that I will never understand is the glee with which people bash a game - they are begging for validation from one another

    I think that it's time for you to take a good look at yourself and ask the question - am I also begging for validation from others?

     

    Am I looking for validation in hating something? That's what is sad.

     

    If you don't hate something you won't feel the urge to feel validated.

     

  • qotsaqotsa Member UncommonPosts: 835
    Originally posted by glofish


    your haterade has made you an arrogant, smelly twit.


     

    Never had haterade before. I prefer Powerade.

  • glofishglofish Member UncommonPosts: 346

    back to top with it

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