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Presumably Hilarious Car Chase Starts With Girlfriend Stealing PlayStation

firefly2003firefly2003 Member UncommonPosts: 2,527

Where are the COPS cameras when you need them most? While there is sadly no video of the incident, an almost assuredly hilarious car chase began last Friday after a man's girlfriend stole his Playstation. Unemployed Pennsylvania man Darren Suchon, 42, apparently played an awful lot of video games. So much so that his girlfriend Colleen Frable decided to take the console and leave the house. If your parents ever grounded you from video games as a kid, you probably know from experience that he didn't respond gracefully.

Predictably, the unemployed man totally freaked out, hopping in her '96 Porche and chasing after his girlfriend. In a caring, loving fashion usually reserved for Shakespearean lovers, Suchon forced his girlfriend's car off the road and rear-ended it. She managed to make it to a parking lot, at which point Suchon ran up and tried to force her driver's-side window down in an effort to grab his precious Playstation. As this went on, two men came out of a nearby business to help, and 911 was called.

Police arrived and arrested Suchon, who claimed he "didn't know what the big deal was." Actually, wait...I think we do have video footage of the arrest! See below:

Source: The Morning Call


Comments

  • StoogeMonkeyStoogeMonkey Member Posts: 185

    ahh, only in America xD

     

    thanks for sharing haha

  • hugmefelmohugmefelmo Member Posts: 6

    haha thats pretty funny. I must say though that may have been a *bit* of an overreaction on his part :P

  • Rockgod99Rockgod99 Member Posts: 4,640
    Number one rule don't mess with a mans video game addiction.
    She's lucky he didn't kill her ass chasing her down like that.
    Ladies if your I'n a relationship with a hopeless video game fanatic that ignores all real life responsibilities just leave them to rot.
    If you actually care about their well being leave anyway but before you do sleep with his best friend, then tell him about it... That should snap him out of it... If he doesn't snap your neck first lol.

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  • MayetmanMayetman Member Posts: 8

    I see photoshop

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  • SenanSenan Member UncommonPosts: 788

    This is hilarious, but I have to wonder... when they say "Playstation" are they seriously referring to the old gray box playstation of the 90's...? If that's the case, this incident got even funnier lol.

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  • slim26slim26 Member UncommonPosts: 645

    Originally posted by Mayetman

    I see photoshop

    I see it... LOL

  • thecrapthecrap Member Posts: 433

    Damn so he slammed his porche to get his PC thats........... stupid!

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