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Mystical Enders -- LOTHAM - Defiant -- US PVE/PVP
Lagina
Member Posts: 26
Now what chimp dick?
Have you been punching the air and throwing tantrums because your group licks sack? Have you been watching that chimp vs. frog video on YouTube repeatedly because it is more interesting than the people you play the game with? Are you tired of fighting alongside players with a severe case of diaper rash?
If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, we feel deeply sorry for you.
About us
Mystical Enders is a guild comprised of players with previous mmo experience. We are adults from all walks of life – some of us are students while others have families, busy careers, or their own businesses. If you are milking Uncle Sam for snack money while you game for 20 hours a day until you’re a dehydrated lizard, we’re not the guild for you. The same can be said for l33t kids, Silent Seans, and non-personality having robots who think their avatars make them powerful in real life.
"Mystical Enders" is a special name we use in order to emphasize the all around seriousness of MMO gaming.
Background
We have strummed our flutes in games like LOTRO, DDO, Warhammer, and AOC. Our leader has recently returned from Tibet, where he trained intensely for this upcoming leadership role in Rift. He has read the Oprah book club selection “The Secret" twice. While he will never require raid attendance, most raiding is peyote mandatory – if you attend you have to pop a button. His leadership style could be summarized as a combination of eastern philosophy, western pornography, heavy thc consumption and psychic communication.
I'm the cofounder and I am currently doing work at a major research university and have implanted several computer devices under my skin. I am trying to activate macros in Rift by using thermal sensing pads under the tip of my one shot. Depending on my state of arousal and where I touch it, a different macro is activated. I have a deep and intimate relationship with the game that few will ever understand.
Experienced (or new and capable) MMO players are welcome. We have a private Ventrilo server and use it to talk dirty to each other in the heat of battle.
Apply by shrooming over to our website at http://www.mysticalenders.com
Comments
We'll be finishing up the Beta on the Lotham server, so look for us there. Once we know what the live server names are we'll make a decision on where we end up. Until then we'll be deciding which dress is best for our bahmi women.
Lagina, you're such a chimpdude for posting this.
JK de//d!
Hey everyone, this is Lev, I am the other founder. You know me from the various forums on this site. Although we're not trying to promote ourselves as the MMORPG.com guild, adults with an ability to play MMOs capably are welcome. A sense of humor is also required.
Thanks!
Have a winner and don't go on a game over! Does your avatar make you powerful in real life? Check out the Mystical Enders gaming community. www.mysticalenders.com
We formed our guild on Lotham for the remainder of Beta. If you'd like to check us out, we're accepting applicants throughout beta. Apply on our site ( http://www.mysticalkin.com ) or send Lagina a tell in game if you're feeling lonely.
Would love to get more dps casters and rogues in prior to launch. Doing ok on tanks and healers, but you're welcome to cruise on over as well.
It's official, we're on Lotham. When we're not waiting in queues, we're wrecking guardian lives.
Warriors and Mages needed to ensure proper honor defense!
Hey just wanted to let ya'll know we're still going strong and looking for some more players. It seems like the bulk of us are on the west coast so I'd say we're a late night guild.