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Best (worste?) scam email yet. . so funny.
Aethaeryn
Member RarePosts: 3,150
Greetings,
Dear players,big disaster has arrived. We are closely watching the development of the game. In this beautiful moment to thank all the players.We have to do a surey to obtain some information used to adjust some details of the game in order to obtain better service. please sign the following links:
[garbage link here]
survey of vote after the vote we will adjust the information for statistical details of the game. You work with our playres,please,thank you. After the questionnaire had the palayers to vote will receive a mystery gift.
Sincerely,
Blizzard Entertainment
Battle.net team
I just had to share this one. Sometimes I have a look at them when they seem especially bad.
1) Dear playres,big disaster has arrived (no space after comma but +1 for hilarity)
2) In this beautiful moment to thank the players.We have to do a surey (not sure what a surey is but I am glad they have to do it in this beautiful moment! - how they managed to correctly spell beautiful I will never know)
You get the idea. . too good. "You work with our playres, please"
Hope no one fell for this one 
EDIT: I should add. . not making fun of the ESL part but the carelessness. If you are going to try to scam someone at least get out of bed and get some pants on first.
Wa min God! Se æx on min heafod is!
Comments
Props to them for spelling questionnaire correctly. If anyone falls for this, they deserve to get their account hacked. That wouldn't even be darwinian survival of the fittest. It would be elimination of the dumbest .0001%.
LOL this is hilarious, or sad, or both. Thanks for posting.
Hard to imagine grammar and spelling actually accounts for anything anymore. Of course, as a vetren of gaming, I definatly think badspeeling is a loose-loose sizuation.
There is no end to the hilarity of some guy in an internet cafe in Nigeria/China trying to be sly in a language he barely speaks. Take that email for a moment and imagine instead of being sent to you, it was some guy approaching you on the street.
"Hello sir."
"What?"
"I am repensing Bilzard, may I moent to tlak to you about yor World of Warcraft Acent?"
"What?"
"Yore acent may be in terble and i ned yor password for to accont pretoct. Gibe pasword?"
"No."
"then yo er baend"
All your base are belong to us.
Ah classic for sure
Wa min God! Se æx on min heafod is!
Big disaster followed by "beautiful moment"??!! Even Google Translate wasn't able to translate this email into English ;S
Mission in life: Vanquish all MMORPG.com trolls - especially TESO, WOW and GW2 trolls.
hehehehhehee
That is a classic one there indeed!