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Avanah
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Women Are Evil By Nature
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her Hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes.. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her Forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth.
And allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered,
"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
"My Fantasy is having two men at once...
One Cooking and One Cleaning!"
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"A good man can make you feel sexy,
strong and able to take on the whole world...
oh sorry...that's wine...wine does that..."
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Then there are those of us that look at the tiny scroll bar on the right in a thread with 3 posts and decide nothing is so funny as to need 30 minutes to lead up to it.
I C WUT U DID THUR! the joke was to derail the thread!
hahahahaha.
that was good.
that wasn't the joke?
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU DUDE!???
The Deep Web is sca-ry.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 led 9 to a back alley then brutally tortured it to death then ate its corpse.
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and the bartender said "We don't serve time travelers here!", A man walks into a bar.
There was a fight at the local fish and chip shop, A fish got battered xD
We're all Geniuses. Most of us just don't know it.
A guy walks into his local drugstore and asks the clerk, "Do you have any sex pills?"
The clerk grins, hands the guy a bottle, and says, "Only take one a day."
So the guy goes home and takes one pill. He feels nothing after awhile, gets impatient, and then eats the whole bottle of pills.
The next day, the guy's daughter goes to the drugstore and asks the clerk, "Did you sell sex pills to my dad?"
The clerk says, "I did do that. Why might you be asking?"
The girl says, "Well, my mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butt hurts, the dog is howling, and my dad is currently under the table, calling out, 'Here kitty, kitty, kitty.'"