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REVENGE IS SWEET!
Toxia
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So there is this random person who drives down my lane every tuesday, my guess is he lives further down.
He loves to fly down my road and bash our trashcans off the road after trash man comes dump trash every Tuesday morning.
So, this morning after trashman passed, i went outside and stretched my water hose as far as it could go, then dragged my cans(50 gal green plastic ones roughly) to the hose and filled them with water before hauling them back, spilling some of the water on the way(guessing now there's about 40-45 gal's in each)
Go inside and surf mmorpg.com.
Later hear a loud *BOOM* ~splash~.
Go outside and see a little ass Tacoma flipped in our ditch. The right side headlight area is smashed in horribly, indicating he hit it going FAST (speed limit on my road is 25 mph, i roughly think he must have been going 50+ to get that kind of smashage)
LAUGH MY ASSSS OFF.
He doesn't have cell phone, walks over and actually asks to use mine.(after months of terrorizing our trashcans)
Try to hold back laughter as he walks up, but i still let him use mine because i'm not a total douche, and my neighbors leave early in the A.M. for work, so he would have been stuck.
He calls friend. Friend comes in dually truck, flips his truck back over, and hooks a chain to it to haul it off.
GUY GIVES ME 20 bucks for using my phone!
As they leave, front bumper falls off.
laugh more.
Truck seems totalled. So is one of my can's 
Play by play(as i see it)- Truck speeds down road -Hits can's -does a 180- tires slip into ditch- momentum of moving sideways flips it on my can.
I actually feel kinda bad. truck seems totalled to me, or atleast will cost alot to fix.
WISH i had camera to take pics for you guys. sadly i dont.
HAD to tell ya'll though.
EDITS for typo's, typing too fast >_<
The Deep Web is sca-ry.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
Good story tho
Good story, but you had a cell phone. Every cell phone today has a camera to it for pics or video. You would think one would use that to take pics or video.
I bought my Iphone for 20 bucks off ebay, only thing wrong with it is camera is broke.
dont really care if people on the internet believe me or not
The Deep Web is sca-ry.
If your cans are issued by the city like they are around here, you could hand in pictures/video of the guy hitting them to the cops and they'll ticket the guy for destruction of city property.
One of those "I want to feel bad, but fuck him" situations, used to happen a lot around here before the collection agency issued standardized cans with city hall's logo on them.
I think it's pretty sad he didn't die. The world needs to loose a few more morons, here in America we have more than enough for the rest of the world anyway.
But no, he's probably going to end up with 15 kids and spread the moron gene.
Be careful what you wish for...
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