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outfctrloutfctrl Member UncommonPosts: 3,619

Scientists in South Africa have discovered a new form of cockroach -- they named it Saltoblattella montistabularis -- that differs from all other species of the scuttling pests in one key way:

It can jump

 

Oh my......can you imagine if they migrate to your part of the world?

Sick

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  • generals3generals3 Member Posts: 3,307

    I almost thought they cloned Justin Bieber.

     

    But this is pretty disgusting as well, hate them damn bugs

    Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
    Among those who dislike oppression are many who like to oppress.

  • outfctrloutfctrl Member UncommonPosts: 3,619

    I am the same way.  When it rains hard here in Florida, those huge Palmetto bugs show up.

    They give me the creeps, even though they dont bite or anything, but can bring disease into the house no matter how clean your house is.

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  • Scubie67Scubie67 Member UncommonPosts: 462

    Unlike Justin Bieber ,you can actually get rid of a cockroach infestation with enough expertise and effort

  • generals3generals3 Member Posts: 3,307

    Originally posted by Scubie67

    Unlike Justin Bieber ,you can actually get rid of a cockroach infestation with enough expertise and effort

    Good point.

    Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
    Among those who dislike oppression are many who like to oppress.

  • HazelleHazelle Member Posts: 760

    The roach is 6.6 times smaller than the American cockroach and can almost jump one foot horizontally!

    We're doomed!  DooooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOoooMED!!!!

  • GruntyGrunty Member EpicPosts: 8,657

    Considering some roaches can fly, I'm not too worried about one that can jump.

    "I used to think the worst thing in life was to be all alone.  It's not.  The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone."  Robin Williams
  • HazelleHazelle Member Posts: 760

    Originally posted by grunty

    Considering some roaches can fly, I'm not too worried about one that can jump.

    That's tomorrows Fox News story followed closely by a report on the worst types of diseases that various insects can carry.

    All of them  

  • ScalperOneScalperOne Member Posts: 281

    They are not the first roaches ever discovered that jumps, I've seen them jump before, big roaches, jumping around, damn crazy shit.

  • AelfinnAelfinn Member Posts: 3,857

    Meh, its creepy in its own way, but I've seen far worse in the same size range.

    Go read up on human victims of the Brazilian vampire fish for example, see if that doesn't keep you up.

    No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
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  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662

    Originally posted by grunty

    Considering some roaches can fly, I'm not too worried about one that can jump.

    Yeah, I'd heard of flying cockroaches years ago.  Thought they had already invaded Florida, but I guess not.  Hate to give away this secret, but that's why I love the Northwest.  The climate is too mild for roaches to live up here. image

    But since this is the thread about nasty insects, did you guys hear about the world's largest insect that was recently discovered?  Behold the giant weta:

     

     Big appetite: A renowned scientist from America found the heaviest ever recorded giant weta on New Zealand's Little Barrier Island and fed her this carrot out of his hand

    That's a full carrott that thing is chomping on.

     Various species: There are over 70 types of Weta species in New Zealand but the giant weta has been named the biggest insect in the world because of its weight

  • outfctrloutfctrl Member UncommonPosts: 3,619

    GOD ALMIGHTY!  That is the biggest damn grasshopper I have ever seen!!!

    You could have him for a pet.  I wonder if the Vet would treat him if he got sick.  WOW

    LOL

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  • generals3generals3 Member Posts: 3,307

    Originally posted by outfctrl

    GOD ALMIGHTY!  That is the biggest damn grasshopper I have ever seen!!!

    You could have him for a pet.  I wonder if the Vet would treat him if he got sick.  WOW

    LOL

    Ooh if i were a vet i'd treat it all right, it would involve a sledgehammer and an evil sadistical laughter.

    Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
    Among those who dislike oppression are many who like to oppress.

  • outfctrloutfctrl Member UncommonPosts: 3,619

    Originally posted by Zindaihas

    Originally posted by grunty

    Considering some roaches can fly, I'm not too worried about one that can jump.

    Yeah, I'd heard of flying cockroaches years ago.  Thought they had already invaded Florida, but I guess not.  Hate to give away this secret, but that's why I love the Northwest.  The climate is too mild for roaches to live up here. image

    But since this is the thread about nasty insects, did you guys hear about the world's largest insect that was recently discovered?  Behold the giant weta:

     

     Big appetite: A renowned scientist from America found the heaviest ever recorded giant weta on New Zealand's Little Barrier Island and fed her this carrot out of his hand

    That's a full carrott that thing is chomping on.

     Various species: There are over 70 types of Weta species in New Zealand but the giant weta has been named the biggest insect in the world because of its weight

    I read this and cracked up.

    The weta's lifestyle and habitat, where it may choose to remain concealed in suburban environments until unexpectedly confronted, combined with its notoriously unfriendly appearance, make it a frequent victim of irrational human aggression.

    No shit!  I would kill that thing in a heartbeat.

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  • generals3generals3 Member Posts: 3,307

    Originally posted by outfctrl

    I read this and cracked up.

    The weta's lifestyle and habitat, where it may choose to remain concealed in suburban environments until unexpectedly confronted, combined with its notoriously unfriendly appearance, make it a frequent victim of irrational human aggression.

    No shit!  I would kill that thing in a heartbeat.

    It shouldn't be so spiky. I don't trust any spikes on insects mainly not when it's on their rear (looks like it's gonna sting ya).

    I do wonder, does it bite/sting? Or is it just one huge ugly innoffensive bug.

    Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.
    Among those who dislike oppression are many who like to oppress.

  • ForTheCityForTheCity Member Posts: 307

    Originally posted by generals3

    I almost thought they cloned Justin Bieber.

     

    But this is pretty disgusting as well, hate them damn bugs

    LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL. damn i hate cockroaches. scares the crap outta me. I feel bad for my brother tho. One time he stepped on a cockroach in the middle of the night going to the bathroom with his bare feet. so very GROCE!

  • outfctrloutfctrl Member UncommonPosts: 3,619

    Originally posted by generals3

    Originally posted by outfctrl



    I read this and cracked up.

    The weta's lifestyle and habitat, where it may choose to remain concealed in suburban environments until unexpectedly confronted, combined with its notoriously unfriendly appearance, make it a frequent victim of irrational human aggression.

    No shit!  I would kill that thing in a heartbeat.

    It shouldn't be so spiky. I don't trust any spikes on insects mainly not when it's on their rear (looks like it's gonna sting ya).

    I do wonder, does it bite/sting? Or is it just one huge ugly innoffensive bug.

    Here you go!

    Yikes

    Most weta are predators or omnivores preying on other invertebrates, but the tree and giant weta eat mostly lichens, leaves, flowers, seed-heads and fruit. Weta can bite with powerful mandibles. Tree weta bites are painful but not particularly common. Weta can inflict painful scratches, with the potential of infection, but their defence displays consist of looking large and spiky, and they will retreat if given a chance. Tree weta arc their hind legs into the air in warning to foes and then strike downwards so that the spines could scratch the eyes of a predator.

    LINK

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  • ArbadacarbaArbadacarba Member Posts: 304

    Just be glad these are under water:

    And these too:

     

  • GruntyGrunty Member EpicPosts: 8,657

    Originally posted by Arbadacarba

    Just be glad these are under water:

    And these too:

     

    King Crab legs are yummy and we don't let them get that big anymore before we eat them.

    "I used to think the worst thing in life was to be all alone.  It's not.  The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone."  Robin Williams
  • outfctrloutfctrl Member UncommonPosts: 3,619

    How the hell did we start out with a tiny jumping roach to a godzilla grasshopper to a giant 6 foot diameter crab?

    ROFL

    Screw it

    The rain forest of South America

    The Goliath spider that can grow to 1 foot across with its fangs about an inch long.

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