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Wife going into labor!!
ProfRed
Member UncommonPosts: 3,495
OHHHHH YYYEEEAAHHHH!!! Why I am still here...
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congrats!
Boil some water, get plenty of sheets and make sure you elevate her legs.
Or just take her to the hospital. Either way.
So you run to the computer, log into mmorpg.com instead of taking her to the hospital ?....Cool !
Just because his wife just went into labor doesn't mean she needs to be rushed to the hospital at mach 2... Labor tends to last a few hours and generally they'll say stay home where you're comfortable untill the contractions come more frequently.
Oh...and pics of her dilated cervix or it didn't happen!!
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Grats.
Good!
Woot to you! Hope everything turns out for the best.
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Been there done that, except I have twins
Awwwh! Congrats!!
grats!, just make sure you make time to play "catch" no matter if it's boy or girl! =P
Explain how the boiling water fits into the equation.
Cleanup, of course. You should have seen the state of the room - there were various bodily fluids everywhere.
She's finally going into the labor force? At least you'll be getting additional income........
NOT SRS. Congrats man!
mm great now you can apply for welfare and live off the system. O YEA you can also spend all your spare time changing diapers and listening to your woman COMPLAIN about how she went though the 9 months of pregnancy so now its your turn to get up at 3 am to change th e diaper or what ever even though you gota get up at 5 and go to work.
Congratulations!
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LOL! Either he doesn't really have a wife or he isn't going to have one for long...
25 hrs of labor for my first... yea probably no rush