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[NA- Midgardsormr] Typhonic Beast is Recruiting! and we have cookies...
ReigningSun
Member Posts: 10
Region: North America and Europe
Active Times: Mostly evenings but people are on all day
Age: Any, but 18+ is recommended
Voicechat: Mumble
Server: Midgardsormr
Focus: PvE and PvP
Website: www.typhonicbeast.com
A Brief Introduction
Hey there, good lookin' - you interested in joining the sexiest guild around? You've come to the right place! We're Typhonic Beast, and we're totally rad. Wanna get freaky with us?
We are accepting deviants, alts, twinks, hookers, lalafells, refugees, lepers, lalafells, amputees, gnomes, mules, strippers, preachers, naked lalafells drunks, methadone junkies, horse thieves, Canadians, Canadian lalafells people who chew with their mouth open, people who chew on their own tongue, people who chew on their friends' tongues, lalafells who chew on their friends' tongues (think about that- some lalafell hangin' offa somebody's face, just masticating away....), and pretty much anyone else.
No politicians, though. We have standards.
As you may have guessed, we're an awesome guild with a sense of humor (I don't care if you don't think it's funny, it's still humor. I'll bet the Canadians get it.) We try to be helpful, but our primary purpose is to have a fun place to level alts, PvP, or have a conversation with other freaks while we do....whatever. Help is available for help with quests and such.
Don't let our charming personality fool you, though. Just because we like to have fun doesn't mean we're not totally badass at gaming. We live and breathe MMOs and can slay dragons in our sleep. We'll run circles around you with both legs tied behind our back. And best of all? We'll look good doing it!
We're a mature guild, have a sense of humor, love PvE and PvP, have some rules but not many, oh and we're great in the sack. If you have any other questions, don't hesitate to contact myself or any Officers either in-game or using our handy dandy contact form. You can also register on our forums. If you've read through this whole thing (good job!) and you'd like to join our band of merry men (and women - I swear we have some!) then just head on over to our Application. You'll enjoy filling it out as much as we'll enjoy reading it, I promise.
Well, I'll see ya in Eorzea!
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Not on the first page?!!?!!!!
Still kickin' it strong on Midgardsormr! Currently getting everybody their relic weapons as we delve into Coil. Want to get in on this sexy action? Join now!
We're still recruiting for upcoming 2.1! And we're looking to make a second Coil group. Btw, on our very first foray into Coil, we downed Turn 1!!
Still recruiting for 2.1! We're looking for people that looove killing Players! Come dominate the Wolves' Den like a real BEAST!!
Btw - we managed to down Turn 2 last night. Again, with a 666 damage fireball getting a killing blow. Join Typhonic Beast and you, too, can get a demonic guardian angel! lolz
Bumpity Bump! Still rockin' out in the new year, and we're looking for some more cool cats to join us! Think you got what it takes to be a BEAST?! Head on over to www.typhonicbeast.com and apply now!
Oh, we also just started a system to encourage donations. We call it Beast Points. You donate, you get points, you buy sweet rewards like <BEAST> T-shirts, mousepads, even some Unleash the BEAST boxers!