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What celebrity would you like to kick in the throat?
Rikimaru_X
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What celebrity would you like to kick in the throat? You know like somthing you would dream of doing.
I don't know, but I think I would like to kick Ashley Simpson in the throat. 
Bad singing. I love her sister though.
(I love insomniac)
-In memory of Laura "Taera" Genender. Passed away on Aug/13/08-
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Ben Affleck
He just shows you need no talent to make it in Hollywood.
And to put him next to a world class actor such as Morgan Freeman in Sum of All Fears just made him look even worse....kinda like putting an ugly chick next to a model...just makes the ugly bitch look even worse.
Don't know what it is...can't stand him.
Jennifer Aniston, because im tired of hearing her sob story while she sits back with millions upon millions from that "comedy" Friends that NBC pissed out.
"There's no star system Slave I can't reach, and there's no planet I can't find. There's nowhere in the Galaxy for you to run. Might as well give up now."
Boba Fett
what If I said them all... Im really tired of all the big named actors they just piss me off now.
Never put a big name in a historical film, I dont want to see Troy with brad pit in it. Give me a no namer anyday as long as they have talent and I find most of them have more talent then the big names.
Kanye west for being a racist and not knowing it.
Nicholas Cage. Dammit! No one wants you to be Superman. You're an awful actor and your child will hate you once he's old enough to realize Cal'el or however you spell it is a stupid name. You've sentenced your own son to a childhood of ass-kickings by schoolyard bullies. He doesn't even have a reliable middle name to go by. What's worse, you have to take out your 'I can't be Superman' depression by ruining my second favorite hero, Ghost Rider!
I think anyone who complains about being in the spotlight too much should get kicked because it just means more money whether its good news or bad. They knew what they were getting themselves into.
As for someone specifically I would say whoever named their offspring "Apple", forgive me of my hollywood ignorance (i'm actually proud of it).
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keanu reeves - can't act
Orlando Bloom - Always plays the same wood elf ranger and cant act
The guy who plays anakin on the new SW films.
theres was others but i forgot
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i cant really think of any. my favorite actor is Samuel L. Jackson, from Pulp Fiction, though. English MuthaF*****, do you speak it!
bob geldoff.
i'd then proceed to kick everyone that thinks he's a good man in the throat.
what a fucking idiot, I HATE HIM SO MUCH IT HURTS! i actually find bob geldoff more offensive than osama bin laden.
that jack*** who played in war of the worlds.
I reframe from saying his name because i just hate his gay*** so much.
He runs around Hollywood acting like he can act.
(Behold the irony-"ACTING like he can ACT") lol oh i kill myself.
But ya that punk needs a good ***woopin and a trip to the real world.
(Hence more irony THE REAL WORLD a very gay reality show)
that would be my choice too, the good thing is he's so short you dont even have to stretch out to kick him in the throat. add to the list anyone else who gives all their money to scientology, a 'religion' that was admittedly made up out of thin air to get rich
I would love to drop kick every single country singer (and I only use singer in the loosest meaning of the word) directly in the throat, I can almost see it now.....
**Day Dream Sequence**
Long @ss line of horrid non-talented wanna-be artists, each taking a turn sitting in a chair that tilts forward at about a 45 degree angle allowing full access of my foot to their throat. Those that dont die from me crushing their windpipe, have damaged voicebox's now never able to sing (if that's what you call it) again. I know it's a dirty job...but I am up to it....
**End Day Dream Sequence And Starts Writing Plans For A Chair And Invitations**
"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)
Envy... envy... and yet more envy.... all I can see here is envy.... So, basiccaly, you guys would liek to kick someone in the throat just because they were successfull in life, and you probably would liek to have what they do... It really annoys me to sse this kind of thing... And a special message to Hobhein: Why are you totally against a man that helps those that need help? I can't understand that... And about him being good,.. he probably already did more to help others that you will ever do...
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OMG good topic!
Where to start....
Non Celebs who still deserve it...
And a special mention...
Phew... now I need new boots
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"Far away across the field, the tolling of the iron bell, calls the faithful to their knees. To hear the softly spoken magic spell" Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon
i disagree with you on keanu reeves
In Point Break his first film i know of he is good, Constantine he is excellent.
I enjoyed him in the Devils Advocate.
i just think the scripts in things like the matrix, and Bill and Ted either are written for an actor like him.
i think he is excellent in some films.
but others arent as right for him.
but i would generally kick most celebrities in the throat
with the exception of
Tom Jane
Johnny Dep(sp?)
Hugh Jackman
Sarah Michelle Gellar(she can actually act see cruel intentions)
Kate Beckinsale
and maybe 10 others who i cant think of now.
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature.
Hey Huge Ackman is cool man.
My wife made me sit down and watch Oklahoma with her one night and to my complete amazement I really enjoyed it. He was brilliant!
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"Far away across the field, the tolling of the iron bell, calls the faithful to their knees. To hear the softly spoken magic spell" Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon
For someone so young, you took this thread way to serious.
And by the way, I do not envy anyone who sings country music, in fact I kinda feel bad for them.
I am sure they are happy in their misery...I mean if you play their records backwards, they get their wife back, their house back, their truck back, their dog back...so they have that working for them.
"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)
-In memory of Laura "Taera" Genender. Passed away on Aug/13/08-
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Violence is ghey. But other than kicking in the throat, I wish Star Jones would be fired from the public eye permanently.
Hey Huge Ackman is cool man.
My wife made me sit down and watch Oklahoma with her one night and to my complete amazement I really enjoyed it. He was brilliant!
sorry to "debate" you i said that was the list of people i wouldnt kick in the throat........
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how bout Rosie O'Donnel
She's a real ass
and kanye west
and the guy who is the ref in that WWE thing
and michael jackson
and tom Cruise
and the cast of the OC
I hope some day we can all put aside our racisms and prejudices and just laugh at people