"You call that a knife? THIS is a knife!" Crocodile Dundee
"Say what one more time mutherfucker!" Pulp Fiction. Actually any line from Pulp Fiction!
"Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life" Animal House
Ringo: "The Fire Brigade once got my head out of some railings." John: "Did you want them to?" Ringo: "No, I used to leave it there when I wasn't using it for school. You can see a lot of the world from railings." Help!
Bartoni's Law definition: As an Internet discussion grows volatile, the probability of a comparison involving Donald Trump approaches 1.
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything" -Tyler Durden, Fight Club
"The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it?" -Leonard Shelby, Memento
"Your condescension, as always, is much appreciated, Arthur, thank you." -Eames, Inception
"The trick is to combine your waking rational abilities with the infinite possibilities of your dreams. Because, if you can do that, you can do anything." -Guy Forsyth, Waking Life
"The simple is the seal of the true and beauty is the splendor of truth" -Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar Authored 139 missions in VendettaOnline and 6 tracks in Distance
Can't think of any. I haven't watched a movie in.... probably a decade or more (except for Beowolf when it came out because i was tricked into going to the cinema). It's just not my thing.
EDIT: well i do have a classic one: "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." That one never gets old. Probably my favorite movie of all time.
Big Trouble in Little China: Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the
back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you
crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare
that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack
Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?"
"Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Big Trouble in Little China: Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the
back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you
crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare
that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack
Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?"
"Yessir, the check is in the mail."
I've watched to many niche movie in my life. I guess that's why I like niche MMOs and games.
Here's one that is not a one liner from Big Trouble in Little China.
Jack Burton:
[pointing to Chinese writing on elevator]
What does that say?
Chuck Noland: [to Wilson] We might just make it. Did that thought ever cross your brain? Well, regardless, I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean than to stay here and die on this shithole island, spending the rest of my life talking...
For some reason this quote from "The Long Hot Summer" (1958) came to my mind first.
"Mr. Quick, I am a human being. Do you know what that means? It means I
set a price on myself: a high, high price. You may be surprised to know
it, but I've got quite a lot to give. I've got things I've been saving
up my whole life. Things like love and understanding and-and jokes and
good times and good cooking. I'm prepared to be the Queen of Sheba for
some lucky man, or at the very least the best wife that any man could
hope for. Now, that's my human history and it's not going to be bought
and sold and it's certainly not going to be given away to any passing stranger."
And someone earlier in the thread had a Ringo quote. This one has always been a favorite of mine: Interviewer: "Are you a mod or a rocker"?
"I used to think the worst thing in life was to be all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone." Robin Williams
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"Say what one more time mutherfucker!" Pulp Fiction. Actually any line from Pulp Fiction!
"Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life" Animal House
Ringo: "The Fire Brigade once got my head out of some railings."
John: "Did you want them to?"
Ringo: "No, I used to leave it there when I wasn't using it for school. You can see a lot of the world from railings." Help!
Bartoni's Law definition: As an Internet discussion grows volatile, the probability of a comparison involving Donald Trump approaches 1.
"The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it?" -Leonard Shelby, Memento
"Your condescension, as always, is much appreciated, Arthur, thank you." -Eames, Inception
"The trick is to combine your waking rational abilities with the infinite possibilities of your dreams. Because, if you can do that, you can do anything." -Guy Forsyth, Waking Life
"The simple is the seal of the true and beauty is the splendor of truth" -Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar
Authored 139 missions in Vendetta Online and 6 tracks in Distance
EQ1, EQ2, SWG, SWTOR, GW, GW2 CoH, CoV, FFXI, WoW, CO, War,TSW and a slew of free trials and beta tests
EDIT: well i do have a classic one: "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." That one never gets old. Probably my favorite movie of all time.
Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Here's one that is not a one liner from Big Trouble in Little China.
Jack Burton: [pointing to Chinese writing on elevator] What does that say?
Wang Chi: [speaks Chinese] Hell of Boiling Oil.
Jack Burton: You're kidding.
Wang Chi: Yeah, I am. It says Keep Out.
Here's a one liner from Jack
Jack Burton: Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."
I was surprised to learn that Kurt Russel enjoyed playing Snake Plissken more than Jack Burton. Jack seemed like a much more amusing character to me.
Chuck Noland: [to Wilson] We might just make it. Did that thought ever cross your brain? Well, regardless, I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean than to stay here and die on this shithole island, spending the rest of my life talking...
[suddenly yelling]
Chuck Noland: ...TO A GODDAMN VOLLEYBALL!
Fight Club
As I pass by you a question of eititque occurs. do I give you the ass or the crotch?
"Run away... run away"
"The holy hand grenade"
"It's only a flesh would"
"What did the romans ever do for us (Jewish rebels talking). Roads... they gave us roads.
Besides roads?
Medicine.
Besides medicine and roads?
Education.
Besides....
Oh shut up"
"Bigus. Bigus Dickus"
I self identify as a monkey.
"Mr. Quick, I am a human being. Do you know what that means? It means I set a price on myself: a high, high price. You may be surprised to know it, but I've got quite a lot to give. I've got things I've been saving up my whole life. Things like love and understanding and-and jokes and good times and good cooking. I'm prepared to be the Queen of Sheba for some lucky man, or at the very least the best wife that any man could hope for. Now, that's my human history and it's not going to be bought and sold and it's certainly not going to be given away to any passing stranger."
And someone earlier in the thread had a Ringo quote. This one has always been a favorite of mine:
Interviewer: "Are you a mod or a rocker"?
Ringo: "I'm a mocker".
"I wish I knew how to quit you"
Gives me feels every damn time. Brokeback Mountain
From Aliens.
I've been thinking of another favorite myself. Something like this, from The African Queen.
Bogart: "But Maam, it's only natural for a man to want a drink."
Hepburn: "Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we were put on this earth to rise above."
Get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me a pie.