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Fallout 76 Toilet Paper Shortage is Real

SystemSystem Member UncommonPosts: 12,599
edited March 2020 in News & Features Discussion

imageFallout 76 Toilet Paper Shortage is Real

The toilet paper shortage is real in Fallout 76.

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  • vegetableoilvegetableoil Member RarePosts: 768
    making a joke of people hardship with real shortage of toilet paper. what a class A-HOLE company. this actually pisses me off, more than anything they did. Lack of empathy.
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  • crankkedcrankked Member UncommonPosts: 284


    making a joke of people hardship with real shortage of toilet paper. what a class A-HOLE company. this actually pisses me off, more than anything they did. Lack of empathy.



    Stop being overly sensitive. The 'hardship' is caused by your fellow man, not some actual problem. To be more to the point, blame the media since they told everyone to go out and buy TP for some reason and all the sheeple flocked out like good little boys and girls.
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  • mandark91mandark91 Member UncommonPosts: 58


    making a joke of people hardship with real shortage of toilet paper. what a class A-HOLE company. this actually pisses me off, more than anything they did. Lack of empathy.



    hope you never get out of quarantine.
    KyleranMcSleazdinognLark3malkarionlog
  • ChildoftheShadowsChildoftheShadows Member EpicPosts: 2,193
    There’s no shortage of toilet paper, only hoarding douche bags. 
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  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 43,975
    making a joke of people hardship with real shortage of toilet paper. what a class A-HOLE company. this actually pisses me off, more than anything they did. Lack of empathy.
    Chill out, stop letting your irrational hatred of Bethesda cloud your reasoning.

    Just as in the real world its players who are doing the hoarding, mostly as a joke as despite the comment in the article there is zero impact to the game economy from this. 

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  • vegetableoilvegetableoil Member RarePosts: 768
    edited March 2020

    mandark91 said:





    making a joke of people hardship with real shortage of toilet paper. what a class A-HOLE company. this actually pisses me off, more than anything they did. Lack of empathy.






    hope you never get out of quarantine.



    Wait until it's your turn then you realize how severe this is. pooping then using a newspaper for wipes. That thing is has lots of friction.
  • AeanderAeander Member LegendaryPosts: 8,028
    edited March 2020
    How very fitting for a game so full of shit.
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  • AmatheAmathe Member LegendaryPosts: 7,630


    There’s no shortage of toilet paper, only hoarding douche bags. 



    Is that next? Hoarding literal douche bags? Stranger things have happened.
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  • AvanahAvanah Member RarePosts: 1,627
    Is FO76 any good.................................yet?

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  • BrotherMaynardBrotherMaynard Member RarePosts: 647
    What use exactly did the devs envision for the toilet paper in FO76 when they said "16 times the detail"?



    Kyleran
  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 43,975
    Avanah said:
    Is FO76 any good.................................yet?
    I enjoy it, but it takes a certain degree of patience, been crashing a lot more lately,  unsure why.
    Avanah

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  • GeladiusGeladius Member UncommonPosts: 29


    making a joke of people hardship with real shortage of toilet paper. what a class A-HOLE company. this actually pisses me off, more than anything they did. Lack of empathy.



    Lighten up Francis
  • H0urg1assH0urg1ass Member EpicPosts: 2,380
    Stupid toilet paper rushers. 

    I literally ran out of toilet paper right after the rush and couldn't find any at Wal-Mart, the local grocery store, the convenience stores, the pharmacies.. nowhere.  I spent two hours driving from place to place and nothing.

    But that same day I needed some screws to hang shelves in the kitchen of our new house so I stopped by Lowes.  Lo and Behold, I completely forgot they have toilet paper and so did everyone else, because they still had a lot of it.

    Of course, now I'm thinking ahead and have no idea when I'll see TP on the shelves again, so I bought two huge packs of it and looked like a hoarder in the process.  But seriously fuck what people think.  I have a family of five and three of the family are women, who wipe twice as much as men and if I can keep them happy, then I don't care what I look like wheeling 48 rolls of TP out to my car.
  • mandark91mandark91 Member UncommonPosts: 58
    edited March 2020




    mandark91 said:








    making a joke of people hardship with real shortage of toilet paper. what a class A-HOLE company. this actually pisses me off, more than anything they did. Lack of empathy.









    hope you never get out of quarantine.






    Wait until it's your turn then you realize how severe this is. pooping then using a newspaper for wipes. That thing is has lots of friction.



    Do you hear yourself how ridiculous you are ?

    Do you think I never did that? Dude, I am born Romanian and I'm 30. Before I got rich, I was born poor... I used that shit daily when I was a child. You just need to do that for what? a couple of weeks? Get in the shower and stfu. Your problem is not even bottom 0.001% over what you should complain considering the current global situation.
  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 43,975
    H0urg1ass said:
    Stupid toilet paper rushers. 

    I literally ran out of toilet paper right after the rush and couldn't find any at Wal-Mart, the local grocery store, the convenience stores, the pharmacies.. nowhere.  I spent two hours driving from place to place and nothing.

    But that same day I needed some screws to hang shelves in the kitchen of our new house so I stopped by Lowes.  Lo and Behold, I completely forgot they have toilet paper and so did everyone else, because they still had a lot of it.

    Of course, now I'm thinking ahead and have no idea when I'll see TP on the shelves again, so I bought two huge packs of it and looked like a hoarder in the process.  But seriously fuck what people think.  I have a family of five and three of the family are women, who wipe twice as much as men and if I can keep them happy, then I don't care what I look like wheeling 48 rolls of TP out to my car.
    You can't curse others for being TP hoarders when it turns out you are one yourself. 

    I faced a similar situation, finding the shelves at Staples still stocked with TP while everywhere else was out.

    I pondered buying several packages, but in the end picked up a single 24 pack, deciding to leave some available for those who would come after me.

    I guess that makes me the better person eh?  

    It's OK, I already knew that.  :D

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  • Allwynd_01Allwynd_01 Member UncommonPosts: 193


    making a joke of people hardship with real shortage of toilet paper. what a class A-HOLE company. this actually pisses me off, more than anything they did. Lack of empathy.



    It's not a hardship at all... xD

    If you are stuck at home, and most likely you are, the more hygienic thing is to go to the bathroom and wash your asshole rather than stay all day with shit in your ass until the evening comes when you will shower.

    Toilet paper is mostly useful at work, when travelling, at a restaurant or when you're leaving home in a hurry. If you have time you can just wash your asshole...

    What other 1st world problems are there? People can't find a proper wallpaper for their PC's desktop? xD
    mandark91
  • H0urg1assH0urg1ass Member EpicPosts: 2,380
    Kyleran said:
    H0urg1ass said:
    Stupid toilet paper rushers. 

    I literally ran out of toilet paper right after the rush and couldn't find any at Wal-Mart, the local grocery store, the convenience stores, the pharmacies.. nowhere.  I spent two hours driving from place to place and nothing.

    But that same day I needed some screws to hang shelves in the kitchen of our new house so I stopped by Lowes.  Lo and Behold, I completely forgot they have toilet paper and so did everyone else, because they still had a lot of it.

    Of course, now I'm thinking ahead and have no idea when I'll see TP on the shelves again, so I bought two huge packs of it and looked like a hoarder in the process.  But seriously fuck what people think.  I have a family of five and three of the family are women, who wipe twice as much as men and if I can keep them happy, then I don't care what I look like wheeling 48 rolls of TP out to my car.
    You can't curse others for being TP hoarders when it turns out you are one yourself. 

    I faced a similar situation, finding the shelves at Staples still stocked with TP while everywhere else was out.

    I pondered buying several packages, but in the end picked up a single 24 pack, deciding to leave some available for those who would come after me.

    I guess that makes me the better person eh?  

    It's OK, I already knew that.  :D
    You can sit up on your high horse, but in a month my donkey won't have a brown racing stripe.

     >:) 
  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 43,975
    H0urg1ass said:
    Kyleran said:
    H0urg1ass said:
    Stupid toilet paper rushers. 

    I literally ran out of toilet paper right after the rush and couldn't find any at Wal-Mart, the local grocery store, the convenience stores, the pharmacies.. nowhere.  I spent two hours driving from place to place and nothing.

    But that same day I needed some screws to hang shelves in the kitchen of our new house so I stopped by Lowes.  Lo and Behold, I completely forgot they have toilet paper and so did everyone else, because they still had a lot of it.

    Of course, now I'm thinking ahead and have no idea when I'll see TP on the shelves again, so I bought two huge packs of it and looked like a hoarder in the process.  But seriously fuck what people think.  I have a family of five and three of the family are women, who wipe twice as much as men and if I can keep them happy, then I don't care what I look like wheeling 48 rolls of TP out to my car.
    You can't curse others for being TP hoarders when it turns out you are one yourself. 

    I faced a similar situation, finding the shelves at Staples still stocked with TP while everywhere else was out.

    I pondered buying several packages, but in the end picked up a single 24 pack, deciding to leave some available for those who would come after me.

    I guess that makes me the better person eh?  

    It's OK, I already knew that.  :D
    You can sit up on your high horse, but in a month my donkey won't have a brown racing stripe.

     >:) 
    Oh no, we raiders ride dirt bikes, horses would shy away from shotgun blasts too easily.

     :D 

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    Just trying to live long enough to play a new, released MMORPG, playing New Worlds atm

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  • cheyanecheyane Member LegendaryPosts: 9,385
    Amathe said:


    There’s no shortage of toilet paper, only hoarding douche bags. 



    Is that next? Hoarding literal douche bags? Stranger things have happened.
    That reminds me of "The World According to Garp" where her mum kept giving her douche bags she thought were water bottles.  ;)
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