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AmarantharAmaranthar Member EpicPosts: 5,851
in The Pub at MMORPG.COM
I gained my 1,000th loaf of bread today in RL. 
With that, I also gain the ability to use egg salad spread on my bread. Another 100 loaves, and I get salt! 

MMORPGs being what they are, I figured you all could appreciate my accomplishment. 

Once upon a time....

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  • bcbullybcbully Member EpicPosts: 11,843
    Amaranthar said:
    I gained my 1,000th loaf of bread today in RL. 
    With that, I also gain the ability to use egg salad spread on my bread. Another 100 loaves, and I get salt! 

    MMORPGs being what they are, I figured you all could appreciate my accomplishment. 
    Gratz yo! I just leveled up my sloppy joe to 95
    IselinUngoodAmarantharKyleranRandomuser2020876AlBQuirky[Deleted User]
  • AmarantharAmaranthar Member EpicPosts: 5,851
    bcbully said:
    Amaranthar said:
    I gained my 1,000th loaf of bread today in RL. 
    With that, I also gain the ability to use egg salad spread on my bread. Another 100 loaves, and I get salt! 

    MMORPGs being what they are, I figured you all could appreciate my accomplishment. 
    Gratz yo! I just leveled up my sloppy joe to 95
    Damn, man! Slow down Joe! 
    AlBQuirkyUngood

    Once upon a time....

  • UngoodUngood Member LegendaryPosts: 7,534
    I laughed way harder than I think was normal at this.. I had a soda in my mouth, and everything, and needed to respawn and start again with a sippy cup.
    AmarantharCryomatrix[Deleted User]AlBQuirky
    Egotism is the anesthetic that dullens the pain of stupidity, this is why when I try to beat my head against the stupidity of other people, I only hurt myself.

  • AmarantharAmaranthar Member EpicPosts: 5,851
    "No, Sloppy Joe's on first base." 


    MendelUngoodRandomuser2020876AlBQuirky

    Once upon a time....

  • IselinIselin Member LegendaryPosts: 18,719
    I love baking bread too but once I discovered the Dutch Oven, no knead, wet dough method, I can't go back to making it any other way. Guaranteed "artisan" loaf every time.

    But I got a boost and used salt right from the beginning. I'll pass on the egg salad - I just need butter for mine.

    :)

    KylerancameltosisPo_ggRandomuser2020876AlBQuirkyUngood
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    ― Umberto Eco

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    ― CD PROJEKT RED

  • KyleranKyleran Member LegendaryPosts: 43,975
    edited July 2021
    Iselin said:
    "I love baking bread too" 

    :)

    A thought that never once has entered my brain until you just mentioned it right now.

    Much prefer letting my wife continue to do such.

    ;)
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  • IselinIselin Member LegendaryPosts: 18,719
    Kyleran said:
    Iselin said:
    "I love baking bread too" 

    :)

    A thought that never once has entered my brain until you just mentioned it right now.

    Much prefer letting my wife continue to do such.

    ;)
    I don't cook nor bake often. I get that from my dad I guess. He also only ventured into the kitchen occasionally but when he did it was an event: "Behold! Today I will poke many holes in this hunk of beef, fill them with spices and roast it!"... (pause for applause) :)

    It's enjoyable when you don't do it every day.
    [Deleted User]Randomuser2020876AlBQuirkyUngood
    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community ... but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots”

    ― Umberto Eco

    “Microtransactions? In a single player role-playing game? Are you nuts?” 
    ― CD PROJEKT RED

  • cameltosiscameltosis Member LegendaryPosts: 3,832
    Iselin said:
    but once I discovered the Dutch Oven


    I've been trying to make a joke about this, but failed. I'll just say that reading this comment has kept me laughing for the last 10 minutes and taken me on a fun journey round the internet! So, thanks!







    OT, I completed an epic quest today and cleaned my oven, it had been a few years!!

    IselinUngoodAmarantharPo_ggRandomuser2020876AlBQuirkybcbully
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  • IselinIselin Member LegendaryPosts: 18,719
    Iselin said:
    but once I discovered the Dutch Oven


    I've been trying to make a joke about this, but failed. I'll just say that reading this comment has kept me laughing for the last 10 minutes and taken me on a fun journey round the internet! So, thanks!







    OT, I completed an epic quest today and cleaned my oven, it had been a few years!!

    I should have posted the video just to show everyone how dead simple this method is (as long as you have a Dutch Oven - I bought my first ever when I first heard about this method.)

    It's as dummy proof as any bread baking can be:



    AlBQuirkyUngood
    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community ... but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots”

    ― Umberto Eco

    “Microtransactions? In a single player role-playing game? Are you nuts?” 
    ― CD PROJEKT RED

  • CryomatrixCryomatrix Member EpicPosts: 3,223
    I got dutch oven confused with dutch rudder . . .
    AlBQuirkyUngood
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    You can see my sci-fi/WW2 book recommendations. 
  • AmarantharAmaranthar Member EpicPosts: 5,851
    I love artisan bread dipped in olive oil. Delicious. 
    Add something to wash it down for the win. 
    A rich hot chocolate in the winter time, a fine concord wine, even a good apple juice, whatever your taste goes for. 
    AlBQuirkyUngood

    Once upon a time....

  • fineflufffinefluff Member RarePosts: 561
    I use what they call a "poor man's dutch oven" as shown in this video.


    IselinAmarantharAlBQuirkySovrathUngood
  • Po_ggPo_gg Member EpicPosts: 5,749
    Iselin said:
    I should have posted the video just to show everyone how dead simple this method is (as long as you have a Dutch Oven - I bought my first ever when I first heard about this method.)

    It's as dummy proof as any bread baking can be:



    No-knead bread, I call a heresy, sir!
    Kneading is the best part, otherwise the gluten...

    Oh.
    Just occured to me, gluten is the arch-enemy for a few years now, it even makes your dick flying off.


    South Park, always to the rescue :)
    IselinAmarantharRandomuser2020876AlBQuirkyUngood
  • IselinIselin Member LegendaryPosts: 18,719
    finefluff said:
    I use what they call a "poor man's dutch oven" as shown in this video.


    Very cool and inventive and best of all no danger of burning the shit out of yourself with a pre-heated Dutch oven :)

    I'll have to try it that way,
    AlBQuirkyUngood
    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community ... but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots”

    ― Umberto Eco

    “Microtransactions? In a single player role-playing game? Are you nuts?” 
    ― CD PROJEKT RED

  • ArglebargleArglebargle Member EpicPosts: 3,465
    Yay Bread!   Hmn, now I'm hungry...
    AlBQuirkyUngood

    If you are holding out for the perfect game, the only game you play will be the waiting one.

  • AmarantharAmaranthar Member EpicPosts: 5,851
    Po_gg said:
    Iselin said:
    I should have posted the video just to show everyone how dead simple this method is (as long as you have a Dutch Oven - I bought my first ever when I first heard about this method.)

    It's as dummy proof as any bread baking can be:



    No-knead bread, I call a heresy, sir!
    Kneading is the best part, otherwise the gluten...

    Oh.
    Just occured to me, gluten is the arch-enemy for a few years now, it even makes your dick flying off.


    South Park, always to the rescue :)

    Romans Used to Ward Off Sickness With Flying Penis Amulets - Atlas Obscura 
    Just so you know.
    Po_ggAlBQuirky[Deleted User]Ungood

    Once upon a time....

  • ChildoftheShadowsChildoftheShadows Member EpicPosts: 2,193
    Ding!!
    AlBQuirky
  • Po_ggPo_gg Member EpicPosts: 5,749
    Awesome, there's always something new to learn. Those romans... B) 
    Article has its puns as well, like
    "And then there are the penis bullae with wings carved on them (cue the Red Bull ad here)."

    Seems legit and effective, considering Pilate's buddy Biggus Dickus, or Brian's dad, the roman centurion Naughtius Maximus :)
    AlBQuirkyUngood
  • AlBQuirkyAlBQuirky Member EpicPosts: 7,432
    I visited the "cash shop" and just bought me a bread maker machine. SCORE!
    Ungood[Deleted User]SovrathKyleran

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    Personally the only modern MMORPG trend that annoys me is the idea that MMOs need to be designed in a way to attract people who don't actually like MMOs. Which to me makes about as much sense as someone trying to figure out a way to get vegetarians to eat at their steakhouse.
    - FARGIN_WAR


  • ChildoftheShadowsChildoftheShadows Member EpicPosts: 2,193
    I skipped farming for a house and bought one from another player. I know it was a lot more money but dang it sure saved time. 
    AlBQuirkybcbullyUngood
  • bcbullybcbully Member EpicPosts: 11,843
    Ding! Level 2 Engineering! 


    Just fixed the vacuum  
    [Deleted User]AmarantharUngoodAlBQuirky
  • WhiteLanternWhiteLantern Member RarePosts: 3,319
    I use a bread machine. Because, you know, I like to faceroll...
    bcbullyKyleranUngoodAlBQuirky

    I want a mmorpg where people have gone through misery, have gone through school stuff and actually have had sex even. -sagil

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