Two girls one cup...are people sick!

paulscott · March 2009

From our friends at xkcd, Just plain internet humor.

RetroMonster · March 2009

Originally posted by paulscott

From our friends at xkcd, Just plain internet humor.

hvc801 · March 2009

Originally posted by RetroMonster

Originally posted by rage9000

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apparently you have never heard of mr. hands.

uhhh.... All my friends Jack Off. They try to get me to do it They lose LOL

Thats disturbing....

And in a strip club, if you so happen to EVER take out your penis.... you're either getting beat up, or thrown straight out that door with the quickness.

VIP is the place for that

Damn, kids are jsut kept deeper in the closet these days...

Draklon · March 2009

RetroMonster · March 2009

Originally posted by hvc801

Originally posted by RetroMonster

Originally posted by rage9000

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apparently you have never heard of mr. hands.

uhhh.... All my friends Jack Off. They try to get me to do it They lose LOL

Thats disturbing....

And in a strip club, if you so happen to EVER take out your penis.... you're either getting beat up, or thrown straight out that door with the quickness.

VIP is the place for that

Damn, kids are jsut kept deeper in the closet these days...

My dad does it all the time. He's never gotten kicked out.

My dads a very gross sick man

hvc801 · March 2009

Originally posted by RetroMonster

Originally posted by hvc801

Originally posted by RetroMonster

Originally posted by rage9000

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apparently you have never heard of mr. hands.

uhhh.... All my friends Jack Off. They try to get me to do it They lose LOL

Thats disturbing....

And in a strip club, if you so happen to EVER take out your penis.... you're either getting beat up, or thrown straight out that door with the quickness.

VIP is the place for that

Damn, kids are jsut kept deeper in the closet these days...

My dad does it all the time. He's never gotten kicked out.

My dads a very gross sick man

Wow... enough......Theres just too many things wrong here..

I dont know why a 13 year old kid would know what his father does with his -----

You know what... I'm not even going to go there.

LostnThought · March 2009

Originally posted by RetroMonster

Originally posted by hvc801

Originally posted by RetroMonster

Originally posted by rage9000

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apparently you have never heard of mr. hands.

uhhh.... All my friends Jack Off. They try to get me to do it They lose LOL

Thats disturbing....

And in a strip club, if you so happen to EVER take out your penis.... you're either getting beat up, or thrown straight out that door with the quickness.

VIP is the place for that

Damn, kids are jsut kept deeper in the closet these days...

My dad does it all the time. He's never gotten kicked out.

My dads a very gross sick man

Why can't you be like a normal thirteen year old boy and explore the world of women without telling everyone else.... Wow.

leinad312 · March 2009

Originally posted by Draklon

LMAO, having noticed the blacked out name at the top, is that real? Can't believe someone would do a film analysis on that lol.

Mandarr · March 2009

Originally posted by hvc801

Originally posted by RetroMonster

Originally posted by hvc801

Originally posted by RetroMonster

Originally posted by rage9000

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apparently you have never heard of mr. hands.

uhhh.... All my friends Jack Off. They try to get me to do it They lose LOL

Thats disturbing....

And in a strip club, if you so happen to EVER take out your penis.... you're either getting beat up, or thrown straight out that door with the quickness.

VIP is the place for that

Damn, kids are jsut kept deeper in the closet these days...

My dad does it all the time. He's never gotten kicked out.

My dads a very gross sick man

Wow... enough......Theres just too many things wrong here..

I dont know why a 13 year old kid would know what his father does with his -----

You know what... I'm not even going to go there.

LOL! That's pretty funny though. Very disturbing, but funny.

Rikimaru_X · March 2009

Then yall have never seen 5 black ninjas destory a pretty asian girl eh?

hvc801 · March 2009

Originally posted by Rikimaru_X

Then yall have never seen 5 black ninjas destory a pretty asian girl eh?

Don't go there riki.... I don't think they're ready..

BobCrazyton · March 2009

Originally posted by hvc801

Rage9000, I don't know what the hell is up with the Hank Hill ascii drawing, but keep it up. Everytime I see it I just chuckle a bit. Why hes included into this thread? We'll never know, but knowing hes here makes me feel a little more comfortable on the situation.

It's supposed to be a reaction image. Instead of posting something like etc, you post an image like that. No one really uses them outside of image boards, though.

Forumfall · March 2009

Funny song about that video.

altairzq · March 2009

You are missing one the very best movies in all time, your lose. And a very interesting book, if you haven't read it either.

About the girls.. well it's interesting too. In the end.. we are animals and many animals do stuff with hmm.. shit.. specially primates.

Illius · March 2009

I think I bit the bait pretty good in this post. I'm comming to the realization that this is nothing more then a bait post to get a rise out of people. Now I know why all his other posts are being ignored completely by other posters or just not responded to in other threads... I feel so used now....

And in regards to my other responce to "box is full" I'm kind of disapointed, nobody else wanted to even go there.... where's your sence of humor!? Well all except hvc801. There is hope yet.

Sidereus · March 2009

Originally posted by Eronakis

Originally posted by Teala

Originally posted by sepher

You only live once.

Says you.

No, everyone lives once and not everyone lives twice!

OnlY ZE GEEEEZUS did live twice....Letz uz Pray...and eat cheezbugerz

Rikimaru_X · March 2009

Originally posted by hvc801

Originally posted by Rikimaru_X

Then yall have never seen 5 black ninjas destory a pretty asian girl eh?

Don't go there riki.... I don't think they're ready..

I don't think so.

ZebraFinch · March 2009

2 girls 1 cup isn't the sickest video ever made, I actually watched it atleast 3 times. And you know what!! now that you reminded me of it, I'm going to watch it a couple more times again.

Now the video that I think is really sick is BME Pain Olympics .. I can't think of anything more sick than that. But I also watched that at least twice and I'm going to watch it for a third time now.

ZebraFinch · March 2009

What's that ? I've never heard of it. Can you give me the name of that video ??

Jimmy_Scythe · March 2009

Originally posted by rage9000

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apparently you have never heard of mr. hands.

Um, you do reallize that he died a couple of days after making that vid due to internal bleeding right? I mean... yeah he could have gone to a hospital and stopped the hemoraging, but who wants to explain something like that to a doctor? Then again, he did record the act and post it on the internet so it seems a little odd that he'd be squeemish about telling a total stranger that he needed medical attention.....

Point is that I can't believe that you actually brought that movie up. It's almost like a snuff movie as far as I'm concerned.

hvc801 · March 2009

Originally posted by Jimmy_Scythe

Originally posted by rage9000

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apparently you have never heard of mr. hands.

Um, you do reallize that he died a couple of days after making that vid due to internal bleeding right? I mean... yeah he could have gone to a hospital and stopped the hemoraging, but who wants to explain something like that to a doctor? Then again, he did record the act and post it on the internet so it seems a little odd that he'd be squeemish about telling a total stranger that he needed medical attention.....

Point is that I can't believe that you actually brought that movie up. It's almost like a snuff movie as far as I'm concerned.

Wow, I figured he was going to die if he didnt seek medical attention asap.

Now when I watched that film, My first impression was that he was going to shit in a cup, then eat it..

Then the cut started to enter... then all of a sudden ... CRACK!

I couldn't stop laughing... fucking moron, lmfao. Now my question is.. did he intend to break the glass? Or did it just break on accident?

Whatever it might be... I couldn't stop laughing in his demise. The morons you've got out there inhabiting our planet today.. haha.. dumb ass. (No pun intended)

Mandarr · March 2009

Honestly the most disturbing thing I've ever seen was videos of Daniel Pearle and Nick Berg being beheaded. To this day I can't get those images out of my mind. I watched that bs even after knowing what it would look and sound like having seen the Russian guy get his head cut off by a Rambo knife on one of the Faces of Death shows. May those people rest in peace. Nobody should go out like that. If you've never seen that sort of thing, I recomend you don't.

hvc801 · March 2009

Originally posted by Mandarr

Honestly the most disturbing thing I've ever seen was videos of Daniel Pearle and Nick Berg being beheaded. To this day I can't get those images out of my mind. I watched that bs even after knowing what it would look and sound like having seen the Russian guy get his head cut off by a Rambo knife on one of the Faces of Death shows. May those people rest in peace. Nobody should go out like that. If you've never seen that sort of thing, I recomend you don't.

OH man... Be headings are awesome. Craziest things ever recorded.

I loved that rambo knife one, then they kicked him down the snowy hill. I get a kick out of death, watching it, call me a sadist, call me what you want, but we all cant just take our eyes off of it.

BobCrazyton · March 2009

Originally posted by hvc801

Originally posted by Mandarr

Honestly the most disturbing thing I've ever seen was videos of Daniel Pearle and Nick Berg being beheaded. To this day I can't get those images out of my mind. I watched that bs even after knowing what it would look and sound like having seen the Russian guy get his head cut off by a Rambo knife on one of the Faces of Death shows. May those people rest in peace. Nobody should go out like that. If you've never seen that sort of thing, I recomend you don't.

OH man... Be headings are awesome. Craziest things ever recorded.

I loved that rambo knife one, then they kicked him down the snowy hill. I get a kick out of death, watching it, call me a sadist, call me what you want, but we all cant just take our eyes off of it.

This is getting kinda weird, I'm not ganna lie, but you ever see the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs tape? Shit is brutal. I can handle any type of gore when it's in picture form no problem, but when it's a video, I don't usually last more than 10 or 15 seconds before giving up. I did, however, almost watch the entire BME Pain Olympics video. That was my defining moment of being a creepy motherfucker.

Mandarr · March 2009

Originally posted by hvc801

Originally posted by Mandarr

Honestly the most disturbing thing I've ever seen was videos of Daniel Pearle and Nick Berg being beheaded. To this day I can't get those images out of my mind. I watched that bs even after knowing what it would look and sound like having seen the Russian guy get his head cut off by a Rambo knife on one of the Faces of Death shows. May those people rest in peace. Nobody should go out like that. If you've never seen that sort of thing, I recomend you don't.

OH man... Be headings are awesome. Craziest things ever recorded.

I loved that rambo knife one, then they kicked him down the snowy hill. I get a kick out of death, watching it, call me a sadist, call me what you want, but we all cant just take our eyes off of it.

Well that's why I watched that stuff in the first place. I really wouldn't want to see that sort of thing first hand though. I don't know how people in the military and first responders can handle seeing the outcome of such stuff up close and personal. At least I was still seperated from it by a screen.

That one where the woman trys to follow the people in front of her that crossed the train tracks and gets blasted by the train is hard to get out of my head too. I find myself both fascinated and disturbed by those images at the same time. But I doubt I'd be fascinated with it if I saw it in person.

I once had to give first aid to a team leader of mine who'd gashed her leg open at work. I was calm and all that because I didn't want her to go into shock just from my reaction. But damn, seeing her wound for the split second I saw it before applying a compress and bandages, it looked like friggin spaghetti coming out of her leg. I guess it was just the muscle meat or something. I really don't know how I would've reacted if I'd seen her leg completely sheared off or something though. She lived though.

My brother wasn't as fortunate though with the accident he happend upon once. Some kid had an atv accident in the street near his home and he did the best he could to save the kid. But his neck was gashed and he bled out before the emergency crews could get there. My brother's an RN though so at least he had more training than I have. I'm just a shmuck who'd had alot of first aid training when I was a kid in the boy scouts.

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