He stole from his mother eh? Stealing from your mom is easy! I stole the baby! From a stupid Daikini while he was taking a pee pee. Beat that Mr. Mommythief.
Also, article was humorous but not laugh out loud funny.
He stole from his mother eh? Stealing from your mom is easy! I stole the baby! From a stupid Daikini while he was taking a pee pee. Beat that Mr. Mommythief.
Also, article was humorous but not laugh out loud funny.
You, stupid, fat Daikini! You're mother was a lizard!
Ah, that brings back memories. Loved that movie. Thanks.
Very much welcome to MMORPG.com and I'm looking forward to reading more. I wanted to give you a quick MMORPG tip that I think you may enjoy since you sound like me as a gamer. Next time you decide to sit down and play your favorite MMO try this experiment. I personally used to love making people flip out on raids in WoW with this but it can be used anywhere.
Tip: Its been proven that most, if not all people, who play MMO's subconsciously consider their character an extension of themselves. Some try to play it off but try this out on them. Move your character directly on top of their character and then see how long it takes them to move their toon. Its funny because if you keep doing it they will generally run off, or flip out. Why do they do this? Because IRL people generally don't like others who get into their personal space, especially in social settings. >=)
Hah, wow. That was pretty damn hysterical. I haven't been a huge fan of the official columns around here, not to say that they're all bad, but this was definitely a welcome change of pace.
Here's to the poop jokes to come, and (hopefully) a long stay at MMORPG.
"This is life! We suffer and slave and expire. That's it!" -Bernard Black (Dylan Moran)
I look forward to you taking the mickey out of anything and everything. So many take so much so seriously, I hope your articles will be a refreshing change and bring a few laughs.
Bring on the first of many articles I think I am going to really enjoy.
Welcome...Welcome. I think this is a much needed adition to the site. I would give it two thumbs up but I lost them in a bizzare gardening accident................I made that up, I actually am still in possession of both my thumbs.......I don't know why I said it.........I will just be over here. Anyway, look forward to reading more.
Welcome but like preston326 mentioned you are trying too hard to be funny. I only found one thing funny in the entire article and it was the quarter stealing since I have done it along with many others. There are mistakes in the article for typing. I hate to be a critic, but when you are talking about something being "just write there” it should be spelled "right" instead of "write".
He probably did it on purpose to bring you out of the woodwork
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He stole from his mother eh? Stealing from your mom is easy! I stole the baby! From a stupid Daikini while he was taking a pee pee. Beat that Mr. Mommythief.
Also, article was humorous but not laugh out loud funny.
You, stupid, fat Daikini! You're mother was a lizard!
Ah, that brings back memories. Loved that movie. Thanks.
Very much welcome to MMORPG.com and I'm looking forward to reading more. I wanted to give you a quick MMORPG tip that I think you may enjoy since you sound like me as a gamer. Next time you decide to sit down and play your favorite MMO try this experiment. I personally used to love making people flip out on raids in WoW with this but it can be used anywhere.
Tip: Its been proven that most, if not all people, who play MMO's subconsciously consider their character an extension of themselves. Some try to play it off but try this out on them. Move your character directly on top of their character and then see how long it takes them to move their toon. Its funny because if you keep doing it they will generally run off, or flip out. Why do they do this? Because IRL people generally don't like others who get into their personal space, especially in social settings. >=)
Hah, wow. That was pretty damn hysterical. I haven't been a huge fan of the official columns around here, not to say that they're all bad, but this was definitely a welcome change of pace.
Here's to the poop jokes to come, and (hopefully) a long stay at MMORPG.
"This is life! We suffer and slave and expire. That's it!" -Bernard Black (Dylan Moran)
Coyote. You are not funny... EVER. Good day sir.
I've been in that van, just1opinion, and you have the right of it.
Coyote! So glad to have you back. I've been wandering the internets alone and confused for far too long.
PS: No one tell my work that this site isn't blocked yet. *shhh*
I read the whole article. I don't know who you are but I thought that I might give it a chance. Pretty funny.
It will be nice to see some r rated humor around here, even if it's censored with shit like ***hole.
Probably the best intro ive read.
I look forward to you taking the mickey out of anything and everything. So many take so much so seriously, I hope your articles will be a refreshing change and bring a few laughs.
Bring on the first of many articles I think I am going to really enjoy.
meh, I didn't laugh as I don't find farts funny.
oh wait, that's the subjective part!
Though I do find South Park funny. hmmmm it's all so deep and yet so transparent.
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Let's keep it civil guys.
Finally somebody who can write, unlike the last two new columns that we got.
Looking forward to reading some more from this fellow.
This thread reminds me of Left4Dead2.
@title of topic: I remember doing the same a few times to play "Wizard of Wor".
it says a lot about who you are when you try to explain how to be funny to someone who is already being paid to be funny.
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I like your style, and I'm looking forward to reading more of your commentary/articles.
very funny welcome to the freaking family man
Welcome...Welcome. I think this is a much needed adition to the site. I would give it two thumbs up but I lost them in a bizzare gardening accident................I made that up, I actually am still in possession of both my thumbs.......I don't know why I said it.........I will just be over here. Anyway, look forward to reading more.
Bonus points for the Boston terrier! The reigning dog champions of stinkiest dog farts/dog size.
Thank you for confirming my speculations.
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Excellent article, sir! Looking forward to more.
He probably did it on purpose to bring you out of the woodwork
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